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[Intro]
Bm  A  Bm  A
[Verse 1]
BmI can run a Ahundred miles
withBmout stoppin' for rAest
BmI can stay under wAater for
five mBminutes on a single brAeath
[Bridge]
GWhen I focus my mind I
Aalways reach my goal
 GBut there's one thing
I cannot contArol...
[Chorus]
I come too fDast!Dmaj7  
I come too fD7a-A-A-aGst!
A cAouple strokes and my
eBmrection is a
 Athing of the pDast
I come too fDast!Dmaj7  
I come too fD7a-A-A-aGst!
SomAetimes it's even
gBmame over 
Abefore I take oDff my pants
[Verse 2]
BmI've read all the Aarticles
and BmI've tried every tArick
BmThinking of Sports or Anaked
Cathy BmBates in About SchmidAt
[Bridge]
GIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll
Alast a minute or two
 GBut if we doggie-style
oh man I'm scAhrewed!
[Chorus]
I come too fDast!Dmaj7  
I come too fD7a-A-A-aGst!
I cAarry a spare pare of
uBmnderwear in case a
 Agirl sits on my Dlap
I come too fDast!Dmaj7  
I come too fD7a-A-A-aGst!
I sAwear I'll even shoot
mBmy load... if a
 Afly lands on my Dshaft.
DmOooAooDh...

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Too Fast

by Jon Lajoie

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Dmaj7

[Intro]

Bm A Bm A

[Verse 1]

Bm A

I can run a hundred miles

Bm A

without stoppin' for rest

Bm A

I can stay under water for

Bm A

five minutes on a single breath

[Bridge]

When I focus my mind I

always reach my goal

But there's one thing

I cannot control...

[Chorus]

D Dmaj7

I come too fast!

D7 G

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

A couple strokes and my

erection is a

A D

thing of the past

D Dmaj7

I come too fast!

D7 G

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

Sometimes it's even

game over

A D

before I take off my pants

[Verse 2]

Bm A

I've read all the articles

Bm A

and I've tried every trick

Bm A

Thinking of Sports or naked

Bm A

Cathy Bates in About Schmidt

[Bridge]

If the girl's on top sometimes I'll

last a minute or two

But if we doggie-style

oh man I'm schrewed!

[Chorus]

D Dmaj7

I come too fast!

D7 G

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

I carry a spare pare of

underwear in case a

A D

girl sits on my lap

D Dmaj7

I come too fast!

D7 G

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

I swear I'll even shoot

my load... if a

A D

fly lands on my shaft.

Dm A D

Oooooh...

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