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Everyday Normal Guy 2

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Dminor
90BPM
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Jon Lajoie
Everyday Normal Guy 2
Chords:
EADGBe EADGBe
Dm - x57765 or xx0231
Gm - 355333 or 310033
Bb - 688766 or x13331
A - 577655 or x02220
Riff 1:
Dm Gm Bb A
e|--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---|
B|------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------|
G|--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----|
D|------------------------------|---------------------------|
A|------------------------------|---------------------------|
E|------------------------------|---------------------------|
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(Just play chords = **)
just Riff 1: Dm   Gm   Bb  A  
Steve: You want some more of this bitch? *back
in the heDmezy. GmWe could do this Bball year long.A*
*I'm just a Dmregular, everyday, nGmormal muthafucka...
I tBbold you in the first song I'll tAell you in another.
I'm just a Dmregular, everyday, noGmrmal muthafucka...
I dBbon't have girlfriend, my hAand's my only lover.
I'm just a rDmegular, everyday, noGmrmal muthafucka...
BbOne night a week my mom lAikes to cook me supper.
I'm just a rDmegular, everyday, noGmrmal muthafucka...
And Michael BbKeaton was my favorite BatAman.*
**I was Dmwalking down the street just the Gmother day
I saw these Bbtwo fine bitches
they were waAlking my way
"Yo whatchu gDmirls doing tonight?"
is what I wGmanted to say
but sBbuddenly I panicked
my voice sAtarted to shake
So I Dmput my head down
and I just wGmalked away
I had to catch a bus aBbnyway
It wAorked out great
Got on the Dmbus put my headphones on Gmand pressed play
Sheryl CBbrow, James Blunt and motherAfuckin Ace of Base
Yo wDmhat can I say
It's just a dGmay in my life
I'm up eBbarly in the morning
in bed eaArly at night
To be prDmoductive at work
I gotta Gmbe well rested
YBbeah muthafucka,
You heAard what I just said.**
(same chord progression for the rest of the song)
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters.
I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
**I'm from a
lower middle-class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch
I used to play with that muthafucka all day long
until I learned about sex from the sears catalog
And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about ten tiimes a day man, all year long
My favorite song muthafucka
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie titanic
"Every night in my dreams,
I see you... I feel you..."
every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die
though I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why'd you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face, that's impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit**
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like the first back to the future but the second one was better.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like red peppers better than the green ones.*
**Oooooohooooo...savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fucker
go go go go**
(Don't play anything. Just vocals)
Go shorty it's your birthday
go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
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