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Jon Lajoie - In Different Ways
A A7
AI can see it in your eyes girl
That you're C#min the mood for love
So I F#mlight some candles, pour some wine
CDome sit down on the Erug
ABut there's something I must tell you, babe
C#mBefore we take this step
F#mSomething about me girl
ThaDt you do not know Eyet
AI have no penisA7  
It was torn off
In a bicycle Daccident
In nineteen ninetAy nine
I also lost one Etesticle
So all I have is a weird Duni-ball
And a rubber tube, between Amy legs
EBut babe, I can love you in differeAnt ways
A A7
IA'll make love to you with the rubber tube
That I C#muse for urinating
I'll jusF#mt tape to Popsicle sticks around it
DMake it easier for penetrEating
AAnd having only one ball
Isn't C#malways a bad thing
It's like a F#mpool ball in a pillow case
It's like a Dcherry on a sundEae
'Cause girl 
I have no Apenis
I have A7no cock
If it looks like I Dhave a ball
Just 'cause I stuff it with a Asock
Girl, I know that yEou're afraid
But I promise, baby, if Dyou stay
That I'll put a cucumber in the Amicrowave
And Ebabe, I will love you in different...
AAADDAAADD
... ways
AJust because I don't have cock
DIt doesn't mean I Acan't rock
AJust because I don't have cock
AIt doesn't mean I can't Drock
DO-o-oh yeahA  
m

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In Different Ways

by Jon Lajoie

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C#m

F#m

Jon Lajoie - In Different Ways

A A7

I can see it in your eyes girl

C#m

That you're in the mood for love

F#m

So I light some candles, pour some wine

D E

Come sit down on the rug

But there's something I must tell you, babe

C#m

Before we take this step

F#m

Something about me girl

D E

That you do not know yet

A A7

I have no penis

It was torn off

In a bicycle accident

In nineteen ninety nine

I also lost one testicle

So all I have is a weird uni-ball

And a rubber tube, between my legs

E A

But babe, I can love you in different ways

A A7

I'll make love to you with the rubber tube

C#m

That I use for urinating

F#m

I'll just tape to Popsicle sticks around it

D E

Make it easier for penetrating

And having only one ball

C#m

Isn't always a bad thing

F#m

It's like a pool ball in a pillow case

D E

It's like a cherry on a sundae

'Cause girl

I have no penis

I have no cock

If it looks like I have a ball

Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock

Girl, I know that you're afraid

But I promise, baby, if you stay

That I'll put a cucumber in the microwave

And babe, I will love you in different...

AAADDAAADD

... ways

Just because I don't have cock

D A

It doesn't mean I can't rock

Just because I don't have cock

A D

It doesn't mean I can't rock

D A

O-o-oh yeah

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