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Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I 
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as 
as I do. – Dan Dee
_Intro:_
 E   E5   A5   E5   A5  E5…
_Verse:_
EFloating in space at the Aedge of time
In a Euniverse that we Acan’t define
EBillions of stars in the Aendless night
ETryin to find purpose Afor our lives
Yet we sEtill take the time (Astill take the time)
                        E   A– A5…
Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_
n/c          E5     A5     E5  A5  
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To milk the sE5nakeA5  
Girls do the taco handsE5hakeA5  
I’m gonna E5hold my sausage hA5ostage… tonE5ight.A5  E5  A5  E5  
_Verse 2:_
Whether Eyou’re English, French, JapanAese, or German
Whether Eyou’re at home or at a movie Awith Pee Wee Herman
We Eall take matters into Aour own hands
With the Efive finger army we inAvade our pants
We’d Eall be doing time (yes we’d Aall be doing time)
            E   A– A5  
If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_
n/c          E5     A5     E5  A5  
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To pull the handbE5rakeA5  
To play vagina E5DJA5  
She’s E5gonna play cuntry on the A5clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_
  E    A   E    B(x2)
_Final Verse:_
 E5He burps his A5babyE5, she’s putting on a B5puppet show
 E5Our gentitals are A5JulietE5, our hands are B5Romeo
 E5He chokes his A5chickenE5, she tickles her B5cameltoe
[2 hours later]
 E5Our genitals are A5JulietE5, our hands are B5Romeo
I’m Agonna play ball on team BPenis… toEnight

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Alone In The Universe

by Jon Lajoie

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Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)

I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I

to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as

as I do. – Dan Dee

_Intro:_

E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5

…

_Verse:_

E A

Floating in space at the edge of time

E A

In a universe that we can’t define

E A

Billions of stars in the endless night

E A

Tryin to find purpose for our lives

E A

Yet we still take the time (still take the time)

E A A5

– …

Yes, we always take the time…

_Chorus:_

E5 A5 E5 A5

n/c

To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…

E5 A5

To milk the snake

E5 A5

Girls do the taco handshake

E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5

I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.

_Verse 2:_

E A

Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German

E A

Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman

E A

We all take matters into our own hands

E A

With the five finger army we invade our pants

E A

We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)

E A A5

–

If it was a crime…

_Chorus 2:_

E5 A5 E5 A5

n/c

To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…

E5 A5

To pull the handbrake

E5 A5

To play vagina DJ

E5 A5

She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight

_Bridge:_

E A E B

(x2)

_Final Verse:_

E5 A5 E5 B5

He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show

E5 A5 E5 B5

Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo

E5 A5 E5 B5

He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe

[2 hours later]

E5 A5 E5 B5

Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo

A B E

I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight

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