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Cold Blooded Christmas

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Alrighty, this is my first tab so go easy on me.
AIt was late at night on EChristmas eve
AI was dreaming of the soft white Esnow
AI was awoken by a noise near the EChristmas tree
AWhat it was EI did Dnot EknowA  
AIt was Santa Clause he was Ebringing me some gifts
AUnfortunately I did Enot know that
ASo I quietly snuck up Ebehind him
AAnd I shot him Efive times Din the EbackA  
AIt went Pow Apow pow pow Apow
AHe said "whaAt the fuck oAw ow ow"
AThen I shot hAim three moAre times in the Ahead
APieces of his Abrain flew out Dand he was Edead
AThat's when I noticed his Eblood-soaked beard
AAnd his red suit filled with Ebullet holes
AI said "oh my god I killed Esanta clause
AI'm not going to jEail for Dthis Easshole"A  
ASo I went to my shed anEd I got my saw
AAnd I started to choppipty Echop chop
AI started with his arms then his Elegs then his head
AAnd then the torso Ewas a reDally loEng jobA  
AAnd the blood went spurAt spurt spurt
AIt was really hard Awork work Awork
AIt was hard Acutting through hAis spine
AI must have Avomited Dsixteen Etimes
AI burnt all the pEieces in my fireplace
AThe smell of burning human flesh fEilled my nose
AEleven hours later there was Enothing left
AAnd that's wEhen I hDeard my EtelephoAne
AIt was Auntie Jean lookinEg for Uncle Bob
AShe said "He left the housEe dressed as Santa Clause
ABut he didn't come home Elast night
AHave you seen him gEod I hDope heE's alrAight" 

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Cold Blooded Christmas

by Jon Lajoie

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Alrighty, this is my first tab so go easy on me.

A E

It was late at night on Christmas eve

A E

I was dreaming of the soft white snow

A E

I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree

A E D E A

What it was I did not know

A E

It was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts

A E

Unfortunately I did not know that

A E

So I quietly snuck up behind him

A E D E A

And I shot him five times in the back

A A A

It went Pow pow pow pow pow

A A A

He said "what the fuck ow ow ow"

A A A A

Then I shot him three more times in the head

A A D E

Pieces of his brain flew out and he was dead

A E

That's when I noticed his blood-soaked beard

A E

And his red suit filled with bullet holes

A E

I said "oh my god I killed santa clause

A E D E A

I'm not going to jail for this asshole"

A E

So I went to my shed and I got my saw

A E

And I started to choppipty chop chop

A E

I started with his arms then his legs then his head

A E D E A

And then the torso was a really long job

A A

And the blood went spurt spurt spurt

A A A

It was really hard work work work

A A A

It was hard cutting through his spine

A A D E

I must have vomited sixteen times

A E

I burnt all the pieces in my fireplace

A E

The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose

A E

Eleven hours later there was nothing left

A E D E A

And that's when I heard my telephone

A E

It was Auntie Jean looking for Uncle Bob

A E

She said "He left the house dressed as Santa Clause

A E

But he didn't come home last night

A E D E A

Have you seen him god I hope he's alright"

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