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High As Fuck

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Capo 4th Fret
 C/B= x22013
[Intro]
C   C/B   Am   G   F   G   C   G
[Verse 1]
  CHave you ever watched the C/Bsun go dowAmn?
And you're thinkin' about the Gworld spinning roundF  
Have you ever been Ghigh as fuck?C  C/B  
[Verse 2]
  CYou're in the bathroom C/Bmirror talking to yourAmself
And your dog's looking Gat you like you need helpF  
Have you ever been Ghigh as fuck?C  C/B  
[Verse 3]
  CThen you feel your heart C/Bpumpin' really fAmast
And you're convinced that you're Ggonna have a heart attackF  
Have you ever been Ghigh as fuck?C  C/B  
[Verse 4]
  CYou close your eyes and you're C/Bon a chicken Amfarm
The only problem's that the Gchickens have human armsF  
You say that's fucked up, why do the Gchickens have human armsC?C/B  
[Verse 5]
  CYou need snacks so you C/Bwalk to the corner Amstore
But you're scared because you Gthink that they will know you're highF  
So you walk around the Gblock to buy some timeC  C/B  
[Verse 6]
  CYou finally deC/Bcide to go in the Amstore
But you're so high you don't know Gwhy you're there anymoreF  
So you just buy a pack of Ggum and get the hell out of thereC  C/B  
[Bridge]
You're Amwalking home and your C/Bmouth is CdryC/B  
You should have Ambought some juice and snacks
But you C/Bwere too ChighC/B  
AmThinkin' 'bout C/Bketchup CchipsC/B  
And for Amsome reason the game C/BbattlesChip
[Interlude]
CYou start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play, and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say "Guess what, I'm gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat"
But then you don't know where to find a porcupine
So you go on Ebay and you do a search
But people don't sell porcupines on the internet
And you say you know what world, you got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
[Outro]
  CYou ever eat a whole C/Bbag of crackers
AmThat were so old that they Gweren't crispy anymore?F  
Have you ever been Ghigh as fCuck?

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High As Fuck

by Jon Lajoie

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 4 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

C/B

Capo 4th Fret

C/B

= x22013

[Intro]

C C/B Am G F G C G

[Verse 1]

C C/B Am

Have you ever watched the sun go down?

G F

And you're thinkin' about the world spinning round

G C C/B

Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 2]

C C/B Am

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself

G F

And your dog's looking at you like you need help

G C C/B

Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 3]

C C/B Am

Then you feel your heart pumpin' really fast

G F

And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack

G C C/B

Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 4]

C C/B Am

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm

G F

The only problem's that the chickens have human arms

G C C/B

You say that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?

[Verse 5]

C C/B Am

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store

G F

But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high

G C C/B

So you walk around the block to buy some time

[Verse 6]

C C/B Am

You finally decide to go in the store

G F

But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore

G C C/B

So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

[Bridge]

Am C/B C C/B

You're walking home and your mouth is dry

You should have bought some juice and snacks

C/B C C/B

But you were too high

Am C/B C C/B

Thinkin' 'bout ketchup chips

Am C/B C

And for some reason the game battleship

[Interlude]

You start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were kid

And then how as we get older we forget how to play, and just to enjoy ourselves

So you say "Guess what, I'm gonna make up a game right now

And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine

And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat"

But then you don't know where to find a porcupine

So you go on Ebay and you do a search

But people don't sell porcupines on the internet

And you say you know what world, you got me cornered again

I'm gonna roll another joint

[Outro]

C C/B

You ever eat a whole bag of crackers

Am G F

That were so old that they weren't crispy anymore?

G C

Have you ever been high as fuck?

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