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Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick

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Awesome song from FX's 'The League' performed by John LaJoie and the guys.
Very easy song.
GPete’s little tiny erect Cdick
GNo one knew what to do wCith it
GMegan left ‘cause she couCldn’t find it
AmCouldn’t find it, CoulCdn't find it
PGete’s little tiny erect Cdick
GIt’s a quarter tall﻿ and a penCny thick
GIf it were a blow pop, he'd only get oCne lick
GLooks a lot like a pink Ccue tip
AmPink Cue Tip, PCink Cue Tip
Pete’s little tiny erect GdickC  
      GPete's lCittle tiny erect GdickC  
     GCanC’t satisfy anyone with Git
Have fun with it.
Peace

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Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick

by Jon Lajoie

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Awesome song from FX's 'The League' performed by John LaJoie and the guys.

Very easy song.

G C

Pete’s little tiny erect dick

G C

No one knew what to do with it

G C

Megan left ‘cause she couldn’t find it

Am C

Couldn’t find it, Couldn't find it

G C

Pete’s little tiny erect dick

G C

It’s a quarter tall and a penny thick

G C

If it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick

G C

Looks a lot like a pink cue tip

Am C

Pink Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip

G C

Pete’s little tiny erect dick

G C G C

Pete's little tiny erect dick

G C G

Can’t satisfy anyone with it

Have fun with it.

Peace

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