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I tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible. Just strum to the beat. 
If this isnt done in a way that everyone understands or doesnt measure up to 
"format" here I apologize, this is my first submission to the site. 
Also, I apologize if my French is not up to snuff ;)
Verses:
AmMc Confusing Amback in this bitch
WitFh a parking sandwhich and a Echicken ticket
I goDmt a liquid facelift from a Dmfig with big tits
And my Ewrist got twisted by a Ebritt with fig spit
And yAmou don't understand it cAmause you're not supposed to
Like Fa candy cane snake in a Ejealous cartoon
And I'Dmm gonna leave soon, buDmt first I need to
Drink Ea Chevy Chase Face and Erape Robocop 2
AmYo I'm MC Historical AmInaccuracy
I drop Flyrical bombs like Hiroshima Ein '73
I writDme rhymes like Shakespeare Dmwhen he wrote Anne Franks Diary
Which is Eabout the Civil War frEom 1812 and Germany
I'm like Amthe Spanish Inquisition Amwhen they killed Jesus
And Abe FLincoln's suicide was the Etheme for my thesis
Like MDmoses when I focus I can Dmsplit the Red Sea
Like hEe did in 1950 Ewith the Chinese army
AmI'm MC Don't Know How To AmPluralize Word(s)
I've got Fso many rhyme and EI sleep with all the girl
When Dmthere's more than one of something Dmyou're supposed to pluralize
But EI never learned that throughout Eall the year I've been alive
Hello, AmI'm MC Canadian AmStereotype
I'm abFoot to get started, so let me Eget off the ice
But I Dmdon't want any trouble aDmnd I'm always polite 
Now hop Eon my snowmobile and EI will tell you what I like
But Amfirst I'll turn off curling Amand turn down Avril Lavigne
Et jF'vais dire une phrase en francias, Eparce qui'ici on est bilingue
Oh Dmboy I fell off my igloo Dmand I hurt my knee
Let's Ego to the hospital, don't worry Ehere in Canada it's free, eh
AmMC Fatigue Amdid you miss me
I'll Fbe awake five minutes cEause I had a coffee
I'll try Dmto get through my verse, Dmbut I really don't know
I had Ethat coffee about Efive minutes ago
CHORUS:
AmThey hired me again to sing this mother fuckin Fchorus!
I haven't found a fuckin Dmjob yet
So I have to do this Ebull shit (I can't take it I'm done)
AmI don't think I can sing another fuckin Fchorus!
I think I'm gonna jump off Dma bridge
Or shoot myself like Kurt ECobain did (I think my dad has a gun)
Verses:
AmI'm MC Knows Too Many AmFacts About Bees 
50 Fmiles an hour iEs their average speed
A queen Dmcan lay up to 3,000 Dmeggs in a day
Just cause EI know a lot about bees Edoesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also AmMC In The Closet AmHomosexual
I hide it Fcause it's easier to be Eheterosexual
We can't Dmeven get married in most states Dmhere in America 
it's fucked upE(MC Canadian Stereotype: GaEy marriage is legal here in Canada)
AmI'm MC Homophobic FAmucking Asshole
Being Fgay is evil and it is Eunnatural
Jesus Dmsaid to love thy neighbor, Dmbut only if they are straight
Penises Ego in viginas Eanything else is just insane
I'm AmMc Extremely AmInappropriate Rhymes
I shake things Fup like J. Fox when EI get on the Mic
And I Dmdrop my enemies Dmjust like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I Eput them to sleep Elike Heath Ledger of course
WOAH, IAm'm MC Extremely AmPolitically Correct
I disaFgree with the last MC's ELyrical content
It was: Dmoffensive, insensitive, Dmand in very bad taste
Just like Ethat guy who wrote that song Ewhen Michael Jackson passed away
Yo, AmMC Final Verse Amhere to end the song
OFne was enough we didn't Eneed a sequel Jon
Make a Dmfourth "Show Me Your Genitals" Dmor another "Normal Guy"
But Efor now lets end this stupid song Ewith a suicide
Chorus:
AmThis is the last time that I will ever sing a Fchorus!
My dad's gun was in his Dmcloset
And I'm gonna end this Ebull shit (I had a good run)
AmI'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the Fchorus!
Syanora and Dmfarewell
Guess I'll see you all Ein Hell (4,3,2,1)
Am

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Wtf Collective 2

by Jon Lajoie

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I tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible. Just strum to the beat.

If this isnt done in a way that everyone understands or doesnt measure up to

"format" here I apologize, this is my first submission to the site.

Also, I apologize if my French is not up to snuff ;)

Verses:

Am Am

Mc Confusing back in this bitch

F E

With a parking sandwhich and a chicken ticket

Dm Dm

I got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits

E E

And my wrist got twisted by a britt with fig spit

Am Am

And you don't understand it cause you're not supposed to

F E

Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon

Dm Dm

And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to

E E

Drink a Chevy Chase Face and rape Robocop 2

Am Am

Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy

F E

I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73

Dm Dm

I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks Diary

E E

Which is about the Civil War from 1812 and Germany

Am Am

I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus

F E

And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis

Dm Dm

Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea

E E

Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army

Am Am

I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)

F E

I've got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl

Dm Dm

When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize

E E

But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

Am Am

Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype

F E

I'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice

Dm Dm

But I don't want any trouble and I'm always polite

E E

Now hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like

Am Am

But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne

F E

Et j'vais dire une phrase en francias, parce qui'ici on est bilingue

Dm Dm

Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee

E E

Let's go to the hospital, don't worry here in Canada it's free, eh

Am Am

MC Fatigue did you miss me

F E

I'll be awake five minutes cause I had a coffee

Dm Dm

I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know

E E

I had that coffee about five minutes ago

CHORUS:

Am F

They hired me again to sing this mother fuckin chorus!

I haven't found a fuckin job yet

So I have to do this bull shit (I can't take it I'm done)

Am F

I don't think I can sing another fuckin chorus!

I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge

Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun)

Verses:

Am Am

I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees

F E

50 miles an hour is their average speed

Dm Dm

A queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in a day

E E

Just cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay

Am Am

I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual

F E

I hide it cause it's easier to be heterosexual

Dm Dm

We can't even get married in most states here in America

E E

it's fucked up(MC Canadian Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal here in Canada)

Am Am

I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole

F E

Being gay is evil and it is unnatural

Dm Dm

Jesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straight

E E

Penises go in viginas anything else is just insane

Am Am

I'm Mc Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes

F E

I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the Mic

Dm Dm

And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse

E E

Then I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course

Am Am

WOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct

F E

I disagree with the last MC's Lyrical content

Dm Dm

It was: offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste

E E

Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away

Am Am

Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song

F E

One was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon

Dm Dm

Make a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"

E E

But for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide

Chorus:

Am F

This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus!

My dad's gun was in his closet

And I'm gonna end this bull shit (I had a good run)

Am F

I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus!

Syanora and farewell

Guess I'll see you all in Hell (4,3,2,1)

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