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"Puff The Magic Tampon" - Written by John Valby
Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon"
http://www.johnvalbynation.com/
Chords by Maniac1075
APUFF THE MAGIC C#9TAMPON  
DLIVED BETWEEN HAER KNEE'S 
DAND FROLICKED IN THAAT AWFUL MIST OF THE F#9LAND OF B9YEAST AND ECHEESE 
APUFF THE MAGIC C#9TAMPON WHEN DHE FIRST TOOK THE APLUNGE 
DMADE A SPLASH AINSIDE HER GASH AND F#9SWELLED UP LB9IKE A SEPONGE 
ALITTLE JACKY'S C#9PECKER HE DLOVED THAT RASCAL APUFF 
HE EFUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE AHEAD GOT RED 
HE F#COULDN'T B9GET EENOUGH  
ATHEN ONE DAY IT C#9HAPPENED PDUFFY SPRANG A ELEAK 
BUT DDON'T COMPLAIN YOU ASLEAZY BITCH  
HE'S BEEN F#9IN YOUR BB9OX A WEEEK 
APUFF THE MAGIC C#mTAMPON LDIVED BETWEEN HER AKNEES 
AND DFROLICKED IN THAAT AWFUL MIST OF THF#E LAND OB9F YEAST AEND CHEESE 
APUFF THE MAGIC C#9TAMPON WAS TDHROWN IN A GARBAGE CAAN 
AND DGOT RECYCLED AS AFIBER IN  
F#9KELLOGG'ES RAISAIN BRAN 

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Puff The Magic Tampon

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"Puff The Magic Tampon" - Written by John Valby

Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon"

http://www.johnvalbynation.com/

Chords by Maniac1075

A C#9

PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON

D A

LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S

D A F#9 B9 E

AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE

A C#9 D A

PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE

D A F#9 B9 E

MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE

A C#9 D A

LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF

E A

HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED

F# B9 E

HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH

A C#9 D E

THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK

D A

BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH

F#9 B9 E

HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK

A C#m D A

PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES

D A F# B9 E

AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE

A C#9 D A

PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN

D A

AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN

F#9 E A

KELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN

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Learn how to play Puff The Magic Tampon by John Valby with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Puff The Magic Tampon chords”, “Puff The Magic Tampon guitar chords”, or “John Valby Puff The Magic Tampon chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Puff The Magic Tampon chords and for experienced players who want accurate Puff The Magic Tampon lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include A, C#9, D, F#9, B9, E.

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