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"Why Did My Dog Have To Die"
American Pie Parody
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
GA long, Dlong time Emago,
AmI can still Cremember
Emwhen I got my very first blow Djob
EmHow my little pecker Amquivered
EmWith every tongue lap Amshe delivered
And Cwhen she Glicked my Amball sack
I cCouldn't hold my wDad back
GI tried to stick it Dup her Embutt
Ambut I split her ass and Cripped her gut
GI knew I Dhad to Emfind a slut
The Cday my Dpuppy Gdied
DAnd I was singin'....
[Chorus]
Gwhy, Cwhy, did my Gdog have to Ddie
GThat retriever had a Cbeaver that would Gnever go Ddry
Gshe'd get my pipe and Cslippers & she'd Gunzip my Dfly
EmWhy did my dog have to Amdie.Em  D  
DEverybody...
Gwhy, Cwhy, did his Gdog have to Ddie
GThat retriever had a Cbeaver that would Gnever go Ddry
Gshe'd get his pipe anCd slippers then shGe'd unzip Dhis fly
EmWhy did his dog have to Amdie.Em  D  

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Why Did My Dog Have To Die

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"Why Did My Dog Have To Die"

American Pie Parody

Artist: John Valby

Chords: Maniac1075

G D Em

A long, long time ago,

Am C

I can still remember

Em D

when I got my very first blow job

Em Am

How my little pecker quivered

Em Am

With every tongue lap she delivered

C G Am

And when she licked my ball sack

C D

I couldn't hold my wad back

G D Em

I tried to stick it up her butt

Am C

but I split her ass and ripped her gut

G D Em

I knew I had to find a slut

C D G

The day my puppy died

And I was singin'....

[Chorus]

G C G D

why, why, did my dog have to die

G C G D

That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry

G C G D

she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly

Em Am Em D

Why did my dog have to die.

Everybody...

G C G D

why, why, did his dog have to die

G C G D

That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry

G C G D

she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly

Em Am Em D

Why did his dog have to die.

About Why Did My Dog Have To Die Chords by John Valby

Learn how to play Why Did My Dog Have To Die by John Valby with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Why Did My Dog Have To Die chords”, “Why Did My Dog Have To Die guitar chords”, or “John Valby Why Did My Dog Have To Die chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Why Did My Dog Have To Die chords and for experienced players who want accurate Why Did My Dog Have To Die lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include G, D, Em, A, Am, C.

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