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Title: My Dick Is Small
Artist: John Valby
Tab by: Maniac1075
D E
EOh F#my dGick F#is Esmall
Eand F#I've GonlAy gF#ot Gone Eball
GAnd Athe Bgirls all say it's teeny
F#but iGt's Astill my favorite weenie
EOh F#my Gdick F#is Esmall
Eand F#I've GonlAy F#got Gone Eball
D(no3)     E  D(no3)     E  
Uhh    umm  Uhh     umm
(repeat same chords)
Oh he's got a tiny pole
and on top it got no hole
And everywhere he goes
all the jizz comes out his nose
Oh the dick is small
and it's only got a core
Uhh umm Uhh umm
Oh her titties sag
and she's always on the rag
And her beaver is so hairy
she'll never lose her cherry
Cause her tits are small
and she's got no box at all
Uhh umm Uhh umm

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My Dick Is Small

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Lyrics & chords · Original key

Title: My Dick Is Small

Artist: John Valby

Tab by: Maniac1075

D E

E F# G F# E

Oh my dick is small

E F# G A F# G E

and I've only got one ball

G A B

And the girls all say it's teeny

F# G A

but it's still my favorite weenie

E F# G F# E

Oh my dick is small

E F# G A F# G E

and I've only got one ball

D E D E

(no3) (no3)

Uhh umm Uhh umm

(repeat same chords)

Oh he's got a tiny pole

and on top it got no hole

And everywhere he goes

all the jizz comes out his nose

Oh the dick is small

and it's only got a core

Uhh umm Uhh umm

Oh her titties sag

and she's always on the rag

And her beaver is so hairy

she'll never lose her cherry

Cause her tits are small

and she's got no box at all

Uhh umm Uhh umm

About My Dick Is Small Chords by John Valby

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