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[Verse]
D7Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisG  
A7Isn't it frightfully good to have a dongD  D7  
D7It's swell to have a stiffy
It's Gdivine to G7own a E7dick
From the A7tiniest little tadger
To the Dworld's A7biggest Dprick
[Verse]
So D7three cheers for your willy or John ThomasG  
A7Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snakeD  A7  D  
Your D7piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your GPercy G7or your E7cock
You can A7wrap it up in ribbons
You can Dslip it A7in your Dsock
                        CC#dim7
But don't take it out in public
Or they will Gstick you B7in the E7dock
And you A7won't D7come GbackD7  G  

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Penis Song

by Monty Python

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[Verse]

D7 G

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis

A7 D D7

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

It's swell to have a stiffy

G G7 E7

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

D A7 D

To the world's biggest prick

[Verse]

D7 G

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas

A7 D A7 D

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

G G7 E7

Your Percy or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

D A7 D

You can slip it in your sock

C#dim7

But don't take it out in public

G B7 E7

Or they will stick you in the dock

A7 D7 G D7 G

And you won't come back

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