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Every Sperm Is Sacred

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[Intro]
 A7There are DJews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are GHindus, and A7Mormons, and Dthen;
There are E7those that follow MoA7hammed, but;
 E7I've never been one of A7them.
[Verse 1]
 A7I'm a Roman DCatholic,
And A7have been, since before I was Dborn.
And the E7one thing they say about A7Catholics, is;
They'll E7take you, as soon as you're A7warm.
[Verse 2]
You A7don't have to be a six Dfooter;
You A7don't have to have a great Dbrain.
You E7don't have to have any A7clothes on;
You're a E7Catholic the moment dad A7came, because...
[Chorus 1]
 DEvery sA7perm is DsaD7cred, Gevery sDperm is A7great.
  G  DIf a D7sperm is GwasGmted; DGod gets A7quite iDrate.
[Chorus 2]
 GEvery D7sperm is GsaG7cred, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7great.D7  
 GIf a G7sperm is CwasCmted; GGod gets D7quite iGrate.G7  
[Chorus 3]
 GLet the D7heathens Gspill G7theirs, Con the C/Bdusty Am7ground.D7  
 GGod shall G7make them Cpay Cmfor, each Gsperm that D7can't be Gfound.G7  
[Chorus 4]
 GEvery D7sperm is GwanG7ted, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7good.D7  
 GEvery G7sperm is CneedCmed, Gin your D7neighbourGhood.G7  
[Chorus 5]
 GHindu, D7Taoist, GMorG7mon; spill Ctheirs C/Bjust anyAm7where.D7  
But GGod loves G7those who Ctreat Cmtheir, Gsemen D7with more Gcare.D7  
[Chorus 6]
 GEvery D7sperm is GsaG7cred, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7great.D7  
 GIf a G7sperm is CwasCmted; A7God gets quite iD7rate.
[Chorus 7]
 GEvery D7sperm is GsaG7cred, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7good.D7  
 GEvery G7sperm is CneedCmed, A7in your neighbourD7hood.
[Chorus 8]
 GEvery D7sperm is GuseG7ful, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7fine.D7  
 GGod needs G7everyCboCmdy's; Gmine, and D7mine, and Gmine.
[Interlude]
Eb  Bb7  Eb  Eb7  Ab  G/Ab  Fm7  Bb7
Eb  Bb7  Ab  Eb  Bb7  Eb
Eb  Bb7  Eb  Eb7  Ab  G/Ab  Fm7  Bb7
Eb  Bb7  Ab  Eb  Bb7  Eb
[Chorus 9]
 EbLet the Bb7Pagans Ebspill Eb7theirs, o'er Abmountain G/Abhill and Fm7plain;Bb7  
 EbGod shall Eb7strike them Abdown Abmfor, each Ebsperm that's Bb7spilt in Ebvain.
[Chorus 10]
 AbEvery Eb7sperm is Absa-Ab7cred, Dbevery C/Dbsperm is Bbm7good.Eb7  
 AbEvery Ab7sperm is DbneedDbmed, Bb7in your neighbourEb7hood.
[Chorus 11]
 AbEvery Eb7sperm is Absa-Ab7cred, Dbevery C/Dbsperm is Bbm7great.Eb7  
 AbIf a Ab7sperm is DbwasDbmted; Ab7God gets Eb7quite iAbrate.
[Outro]
Ab  Ab7  Db  Dbm  Ab7 Eb7  Ab
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   A7      D       G       E7      D7      G7      C       C/B
   Am7     Cm      Eb      Bb7     Ab     G/Ab     Fm7     Eb7
   Abm     Ab7     Db     C/Db    Bbm7     Dbm

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Every Sperm Is Sacred

by Monty Python

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

C/B

Am7

Bb7

Eb7

G/Ab

Fm7

Abm

Ab7

C/Db

Bbm7

Dbm

[Intro]

A7 D

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,

G A7 D

There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;

E7 A7

There are those that follow Mohammed, but;

E7 A7

I've never been one of them.

[Verse 1]

A7 D

I'm a Roman Catholic,

A7 D

And have been, since before I was born.

E7 A7

And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;

E7 A7

They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.

[Verse 2]

A7 D

You don't have to be a six footer;

A7 D

You don't have to have a great brain.

E7 A7

You don't have to have any clothes on;

E7 A7

You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...

[Chorus 1]

D A7 D D7 G D A7

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.

G D D7 G Gm D A7 D

If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate.

[Chorus 2]

G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.

G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7

If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate.

[Chorus 3]

G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7

Let the heathens spill theirs, on the dusty ground.

G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7

God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.

[Chorus 4]

G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good.

G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7

Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.

[Chorus 5]

G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon; spill theirs just anywhere.

G G7 C Cm G D7 G D7

But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.

[Chorus 6]

G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.

G G7 C Cm A7 D7

If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate.

[Chorus 7]

G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.

G G7 C Cm A7 D7

Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.

[Chorus 8]

G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine.

G G7 C Cm G D7 G

God needs everybody's; mine, and mine, and mine.

[Interlude]

Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7

Eb Bb7 Ab Eb Bb7 Eb

Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7

Eb Bb7 Ab Eb Bb7 Eb

[Chorus 9]

Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7

Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;

Eb Eb7 Ab Abm Eb Bb7 Eb

God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.

[Chorus 10]

Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Eb7

Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.

Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Bb7 Eb7

Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.

[Chorus 11]

Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Eb7

Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.

Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Ab7 Eb7 Ab

If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate.

[Outro]

Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Ab7 Eb7 Ab

CHORD DIAGRAMS:

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A7 D G E7 D7 G7 C C/B

Am7 Cm Eb Bb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Eb7

Abm Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Dbm

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