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Medical Love Song

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Intro:
Aaug
Verse 1:
Inflam-Dmation of the foreskin, re-A7minds me of your smile.
I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for Dquite a little D7while.
I Ggave my heart to G#dimNSU, that Dlovely night in B7June,
I E7ache for you my darling, and I A7hope you get well Aaugsoon.
Verse 2:
(Faster):
My Dpenile warts, your herpes, my Asyphilitic sores,
Your A7Moenelial Infection; how I Dmiss you, more and D7more.
Your Gdnob's itch my G#dimscrumpox, our Dlovely Gonorrho-B7ea;
At E7least we both were lying, when we A7said that we were Aaugclear.
Verse 3:
Our Dsyphilic kisses, sealed the Asecret of our tryst.
You A7gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a Dquick flick of your D7wrist.
Your GTrichovagi-G#dimnitis sent Dshivers down my B7spine;
                                       E7   A(n.C)               Aaug  
I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.
Chorus 1:
 DGonoccalurethritis, E7Streptocalbalinitis.
 A7Meningo Myelitis; DDiplococcal B7Cepha-E7litis.A7  
 DEpididymitis, E7Interstitial Keratitis.
 A7Syphilitic Choroiditis and DAnterior GU-Gmve-Ditis.
Verse 4:
 DMy clapped-out genitalia, is Anot so bad for me,
As the com-A7plete and utter failure, every Dtime I try to D7pee.
My Gdoctor says my G#dimblue balls, are the Dworst he's ever B7seen.
My E7scrotum's painted orange, and my A7balls are turning Aauggreen.
Verse 5:
 DMy heart is very tender, though my Aparts are awful raw.
You A7might have been infected, but you Dnever were a D7bore.
I'm Gdying of your G#dimlove, my love; I'm your DSpirochaetal B7clown.
I've E7left my body to science, but I'm a-A7fraid they've turned it down.Aaug  
Chorus 2:
 DGonoccalurethritis, E7Streptocalbalinitis.
 A7Meningo Myelitis; DDiplococcal B7Cepha-E7litis.A7  
 DEpididymitis, E7Interstitial Keratitis.
 A7Syphilitic Choroiditis and DAnterior GU-Gmve... Ditis.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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  Aaug     D       A7      D7      G     G#dim     B7      E7      Gm
 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
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Medical Love Song

by Monty Python

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Aaug

G#dim

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Intro:

Aaug

Verse 1:

D A7

Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.

D D7

I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.

G G#dim D B7

I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,

E7 A7 Aaug

I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

Verse 2:

(Faster):

D A

My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,

A7 D D7

Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.

G G#dim D B7

Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;

E7 A7 Aaug

At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.

Verse 3:

D A

Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.

A7 D D7

You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.

G G#dim D B7

Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;

E7 A Aaug

(n.C)

I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.

Chorus 1:

D E7

Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.

A7 D B7 E7 A7

Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.

D E7

Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.

A7 D G Gm D

Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve-itis.

Verse 4:

D A

My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,

A7 D D7

As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.

G G#dim D B7

My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.

E7 A7 Aaug

My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.

Verse 5:

D A

My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.

A7 D D7

You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.

G G#dim D B7

I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.

E7 A7 Aaug

I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.

Chorus 2:

D E7

Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.

A7 D B7 E7 A7

Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.

D E7

Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.

A7 D G Gm D

Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve... itis.

CHORD DIAGRAMS:

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Aaug D A7 D7 G G#dim B7 E7 Gm

EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE

x03221 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 320003 xx3434 x21202 020100 355333

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