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Two Little Boys In Blue

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[Verse 1]
CNow two little boys had two little toys
A whistle and a helmut Fblue
And when they were wee it was Cplain to see
DWhat they'd grow up intGo 
CThey were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains
And shoppin' everybody Ftoo
They didn't reform, now they're Cin uniform
GThey're two little boys in bluCe
[Verse 2]
CDo you think I could leave you lying
When I could lie my arse off Ftoo
If somebody squawks in the Cwitness box
DI'll cover up for you G  
CI'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes
The way the sergeant taught us Fto
Before you count to three we'll be Coff scott free
GWe're two little boys in blue C  
[Verse 3]
CNow the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed
But before you take their cocoa Fthrough
Keep them in their cells and hit Cthem where it tells
DBut don't leave them black and bluGe 
CYou can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls
Bash them on the kidneys Ftoo
Beat them on the legs and thighs Cbut don't give them black eyes
GOr you'll be a prisoner too C  
[Verse 4]
CDo you think I could leave you lying                                                                     
When I could lie my arse off Ftoo
If somebody squawks in the Cwitness box
DI'll cover up for you G  
CI'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes
The way the sergeant taught us Fto
Before you count to three we'll be Coff scott free
GWe're two little boys in blue C  
CSo if you see them on the beat
As they swagger down your street
Here's a piece of advice for Fyou
Don't trust your luck Cturn around then run like fuck!
GFrom the two little boys in blue C  
[Verse 5]
CDo you think I could leave you lying
When I could lie my arse off Ftoo
If somebody squawks in the Cwitness box
DI'll cover up for you G  
CI'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes
The way the sergeant taught us Fto
Before you count to three we'll be Coff scott free
GWe're two little boys in blue C  

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Two Little Boys In Blue

by Billy Connolly

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Verse 1]

Now two little boys had two little toys

A whistle and a helmut blue

And when they were wee it was plain to see

D G

What they'd grow up into

They were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains

And shoppin' everybody too

They didn't reform, now they're in uniform

G C

They're two little boys in blue

[Verse 2]

Do you think I could leave you lying

When I could lie my arse off too

If somebody squawks in the witness box

D G

I'll cover up for you

I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes

The way the sergeant taught us to

Before you count to three we'll be off scott free

G C

We're two little boys in blue

[Verse 3]

Now the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed

But before you take their cocoa through

Keep them in their cells and hit them where it tells

D G

But don't leave them black and blue

You can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls

Bash them on the kidneys too

Beat them on the legs and thighs but don't give them black eyes

G C

Or you'll be a prisoner too

[Verse 4]

Do you think I could leave you lying

When I could lie my arse off too

If somebody squawks in the witness box

D G

I'll cover up for you

I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes

The way the sergeant taught us to

Before you count to three we'll be off scott free

G C

We're two little boys in blue

So if you see them on the beat

As they swagger down your street

Here's a piece of advice for you

Don't trust your luck turn around then run like fuck!

G C

From the two little boys in blue

[Verse 5]

Do you think I could leave you lying

When I could lie my arse off too

If somebody squawks in the witness box

D G

I'll cover up for you

I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes

The way the sergeant taught us to

Before you count to three we'll be off scott free

G C

We're two little boys in blue

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