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Evil Scotsman

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GIf you're looking for G4trouble, Gyou're in the G4right place
GDon't look at me G4like that, or GI'll headbutt your face 
GI'm a mean G4mother-fucker, GI was born that G4way
GAnd just because G4I wear a skirt, Gdon't think I'm fucking gay...
FCos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and CJimmy is my nameG  G4  
FI'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and Ccausing pain Dis my game...G  G4  
GNow if you're a G4woman, Gmarried or G4not
GI'll take all yG4our kit off, Gand I'll dive in your mott
GI'll take your G4legs, Gand spread them G4wide
GAnd then I'll put a G4wet-suit on and sGhag you from inside...
FI'm an evil scotsmanC, and my name is GJock
FAnd the girls are all gaggin' for a pCortion of my D10 inch Gcock
FYes I'm an Evil Scotsman and Cmy name is GJock
FI've got one hand in my pocket and I'm Cplaying with my D10 inch Gcock
GI don't care where you G4come from, if you're Gbig or you're G4small
GI've fought the G4best, and GI've beat them all
GIf you're English or G4Irish, you Gwont have to G4die
GBut if you are a G4German you Gcan kiss your arse goodbye...
FI'm an Evil Scotsman, and CJock is my Gname
FIf you don't like the rules don't Cplay the Dfucking Ggame
FYes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my Cname is GJock
FAnd the girls are just dying for a Cportion of my 1D0 inch cGock
GFuckeG4rs
Wankers
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Evil Scotsman

by Billy Connolly

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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G G4 G G4

If you're looking for trouble, you're in the right place

G G4 G

Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face

G G4 G G4

I'm a mean mother-fucker, I was born that way

G G4 G

And just because I wear a skirt, don't think I'm fucking gay...

F C G G4

Cos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jimmy is my name

F C D G G4

I'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and causing pain is my game...

G G4 G G4

Now if you're a woman, married or not

G G4 G

I'll take all your kit off, and I'll dive in your mott

G G4 G G4

I'll take your legs, and spread them wide

G G4 G

And then I'll put a wet-suit on and shag you from inside...

F C G

I'm an evil scotsman, and my name is Jock

F C D G

And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10 inch cock

F C G

Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman and my name is Jock

F C D G

I've got one hand in my pocket and I'm playing with my 10 inch cock

G G4 G G4

I don't care where you come from, if you're big or you're small

G G4 G

I've fought the best, and I've beat them all

G G4 G G4

If you're English or Irish, you wont have to die

G G4 G

But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye...

F C G

I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jock is my name

F C D G

If you don't like the rules don't play the fucking game

F C G

Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my name is Jock

F C D G

And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10 inch cock

G G4

Fuckers

Wankers

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