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[Verse 1]
GOur little dog is six years old and he's Csmart as any damn Gkid
But Gwhen you mention the V.E.T. he Adamn near flips his Dlid
GWords like S.H.O.T. shot or CW.O.R.M. Gworm
CThese are words that Gmake him S.Q.U.I.DR.M. Gsquirm
[Verse 2]
His GQ.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.CN.E starts toGday
GCoz he bit the V.E.T. and Athen he ran aDway
He caused Gme and my wife to have a big fight, and then, Cboth of them bit Gme
And Cthat's why I am Ggonna get a D.I.V.O.DR.C.GE.
[Verse 3]
She Gshouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and Cbit my L.E.GG.
GShe sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and Acalled me an effin DC.
Well, GI'm telling you, that was my cue, to get CO.F.F. - Gski
And CI'm going down to the Gtown tonight to get a new B.DI.R.GD.
[Verse 4]
Oh yes, his GQ.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.CN.E starts toGday
GBoth my wife and my wee scabby dog will Asoon be hauled aDway
GThat's why I spell out all of these words, Cso as my dog can't Ghear
Oh, I Cmust admit that Gdog is acting Q.U.DE.R. qGueer
Oh yes, I Cmust admit my Gdog is acting Q.U.DE.R. Gqueer

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Divorce

by Billy Connolly

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[Verse 1]

G C G

Our little dog is six years old and he's smart as any damn kid

G A D

But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid

G C G

Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm

C G D G

These are words that make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm

[Verse 2]

G C G

His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today

G A D

Coz he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away

G C G

He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me

C G D G

And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

[Verse 3]

G C G

She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G.

G A D

She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C.

G C G

Well, I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F. - ski

C G D G

And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.

[Verse 4]

G C G

Oh yes, his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today

G A D

Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away

G C G

That's why I spell out all of these words, so as my dog can't hear

C G D G

Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer

C G D G

Oh yes, I must admit my dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer

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