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5. Nickelodeon Girls 8:39
[intro]
(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)
Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon
My question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
You know y'all used to have some fire bitches
When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite bitches
Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore
Now I'm fucking upset
This is some fucking bullshit
[chorus]
C#mDan Schneider  Abbring all my bitches back
C#mI need all my bitches, AbI need all my bitches The new shit you put out is wack
C#mDan Schneider AbI'm just trying to get an erection
C#mBut now that these kids looking 13 and under AbMy penis will suffer
[verse]
C#mDan fucking Schneider (Schneider)
AbThis ain't a fucking game, bitch
C#mI wanna watch a sitcom
AbWith my hand on my dick
C#mI wanna see a titty (titty)
AbNot fucking kid shit
C#mReturn all the hot chicks
AbOr you gon get it bitch
C#mICarly, iCarly
AbI don't care if you look like Michael Jackson
C#mAs long as you giving me action
AbAnd Freddy gon' film the reaction
C#mSam gonna join in
AbAnd suck me a fat one
C#mNickelodeon girls
AbCan't live without 'em (whew)
[verse]
C#mAriana Grande
AbI know I drive a Hyundai
C#mI can put you in a coma
AbHave brunch on a Sunday (fancy)
C#mMy dick put you in a coffin
AbAll night screaming and tossing
C#mVictoria Justice
AbI know you tryna touch this
C#mLizzie McGuire is tight
AbBut I bet Zoey's tighter
C#mYou can find me in her bed
AbDigging through that vaginer
C#mAmanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy
AbBut you can still have my babies (whew)
C#mGo down like a dog with the rabies
AbY'all can't save me
[bridge]
C#mUh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies
AbGot me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's
C#mWith a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes
AbShe playing with the balls like Brady (ay)
C#mFuck off with the shitty little kids with their stupid shit
AbI only wanna see the ones with a body fit
C#mAnd I don't want to be the one to be a little bitch about it
AbBut I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)
[verse]
C#mWhere the titties at?
AbDan Schneider why you ruining your business?
C#mYou realize I'd probably buy cable 
AbIf you keep all the girls and the ratings all stable
C#mCuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle
AbCuz I'm not a pedophile
[bridge]
C#mThe girls I have sexualized are all in theiAbr 20's and 30's (Disclaimer!)
C#mI'm not saying you should change all the bitches
AbBut at least something after 10:30 (30!)
[chorus]
C#mDan Schneider  Abbring all my bitches back
C#mI need all my bitches, AbI need all my bitches, I need all my bitches back

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Nickelodeon Girls

by Pink Guy

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C#m

5. Nickelodeon Girls 8:39

[intro]

(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)

Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night

I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon

My question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

You know y'all used to have some fire bitches

When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite bitches

Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God

And now all you got is these preteens

Bruh, I'm not a pedo

I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused

Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore

Now I'm fucking upset

This is some fucking bullshit

[chorus]

C#m Ab

Dan Schneider bring all my bitches back

C#m Ab

I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches The new shit you put out is wack

C#m Ab

Dan Schneider I'm just trying to get an erection

C#m Ab

But now that these kids looking 13 and under My penis will suffer

[verse]

C#m

Dan fucking Schneider (Schneider)

This ain't a fucking game, bitch

C#m

I wanna watch a sitcom

With my hand on my dick

C#m

I wanna see a titty (titty)

Not fucking kid shit

C#m

Return all the hot chicks

Or you gon get it bitch

C#m

ICarly, iCarly

I don't care if you look like Michael Jackson

C#m

As long as you giving me action

And Freddy gon' film the reaction

C#m

Sam gonna join in

And suck me a fat one

C#m

Nickelodeon girls

Can't live without 'em (whew)

[verse]

C#m

Ariana Grande

I know I drive a Hyundai

C#m

I can put you in a coma

Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy)

C#m

My dick put you in a coffin

All night screaming and tossing

C#m

Victoria Justice

I know you tryna touch this

C#m

Lizzie McGuire is tight

But I bet Zoey's tighter

C#m

You can find me in her bed

Digging through that vaginer

C#m

Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy

But you can still have my babies (whew)

C#m

Go down like a dog with the rabies

Y'all can't save me

[bridge]

C#m

Uh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies

Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's

C#m

With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes

She playing with the balls like Brady (ay)

C#m

Fuck off with the shitty little kids with their stupid shit

I only wanna see the ones with a body fit

C#m

And I don't want to be the one to be a little bitch about it

But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)

[verse]

C#m

Where the titties at?

Dan Schneider why you ruining your business?

C#m

You realize I'd probably buy cable

If you keep all the girls and the ratings all stable

C#m

Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle

Cuz I'm not a pedophile

[bridge]

C#m Ab

The girls I have sexualized are all in their 20's and 30's (Disclaimer!)

C#m

I'm not saying you should change all the bitches

But at least something after 10:30 (30!)

[chorus]

C#m Ab

Dan Schneider bring all my bitches back

C#m Ab

I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches back

About Nickelodeon Girls Chords by Pink Guy

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