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Fried Noodles

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[Intro]
C#What happened?
C#His head fell off!
C#His head fell off?
FYeah, he was pretty oldC#  
GOh, that's it! IG've had it with this dump!
CWe got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
[Bridge 1]
CPussy, pussy, pussy
Can't you seeC#  
You bitches can't Cdo it like me
Motherfuckers stay C#mad
C#Like I killed their mom or something
If you really didn't Ccare
CYou'd let it be
[Verse 1]
CI've been dying since day one
C#But y'all knew that
CMy dick is like Americans
CToo fat, but dangerous
I'm the F#grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth
The C#shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur
A#I'm a flying reptile
A pF#terodactyl on Adderall
I've got a bunch of scales that C#I dug up
C#You've never heard at all
FEat a dick little faggot, Cjeez
CAnd furthermore
CYou're trying to scrap with me
I don't beef, C#faggot
C#I'm herbivore
FHmm
FI crawled into the industry
A A#saturated circus
A#Manipulating like Hillary
FThey say I'm crazy
But G#lately they've been defending me
G#Because take a look around, motherfucker
C#Everyone's digging me
[Chorus]
I Glive in a constant state of Cfear and misery
CmDo ya miss me anymGore
and GI don't even notice when it hCurts anymore 
anymCmore, anymore
anymGore
[Bridge 2]
AmPussy, pussy, pussy
F#Can't you read
I'm a dirty old pussy eating Cfreak
CMotherfuckers still mad
Like I F#killed their mom or something
If you Creally didn't care
You'd let me G#eat
[Verse 2]
G#Here we go again
I'll make F#jokes about your estrogen
F#That's pretty much the rest of this song
F#I'm roasting everything
FI'm a weird little entity
FThat'll enter titties
C#And bust all over the F#tummy and little nippies
A#I know I'm morbid at times
AmThat's how I like to be
They Fcall my dick a mammoth
FYou're salty you got a micro-d
C#Classic penis joke
C#Inserted with appropriate timing
Because if I ain't got a penis Gline
GI ain't dining
FNo homo, but F#seriously I'm getting faded
F#And my life is like my vids
Low Cbudget and underrated
CKids, the only way to succeed
CIs to chip away at the soul
And hope by the time you C#get there
C#You ain't singin'
[Chorus]
I Glive in a constant state of Cfear and misery
CmDo ya miss me anymGore
and GI don't even notice when it hCurts anymore 
anymCmore, anymore
anymGore
[Outro]
N.C.
Don't take the lyrics too seriously
N.C.
I don't really give a shit
(personally I think this is a lie, it seems like Joji is trying to reach out any way he can)

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Fried Noodles

by Pink Guy

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

What happened?

His head fell off!

His head fell off?

F C#

Yeah, he was pretty old

G G

Oh, that's it! I've had it with this dump!

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!

[Bridge 1]

Pussy, pussy, pussy

Can't you see

You bitches can't do it like me

Motherfuckers stay mad

Like I killed their mom or something

If you really didn't care

You'd let it be

[Verse 1]

I've been dying since day one

But y'all knew that

My dick is like Americans

Too fat, but dangerous

I'm the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth

The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur

I'm a flying reptile

A pterodactyl on Adderall

I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up

You've never heard at all

F C

Eat a dick little faggot, jeez

And furthermore

You're trying to scrap with me

I don't beef, faggot

I'm herbivore

Hmm

I crawled into the industry

A saturated circus

Manipulating like Hillary

They say I'm crazy

But lately they've been defending me

Because take a look around, motherfucker

Everyone's digging me

[Chorus]

G C

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Cm G

Do ya miss me anymore

G C

and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore

anymore, anymore

anymore

[Bridge 2]

Pussy, pussy, pussy

Can't you read

I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak

Motherfuckers still mad

Like I killed their mom or something

If you really didn't care

You'd let me eat

[Verse 2]

Here we go again

I'll make jokes about your estrogen

That's pretty much the rest of this song

I'm roasting everything

I'm a weird little entity

That'll enter titties

C# F#

And bust all over the tummy and little nippies

I know I'm morbid at times

That's how I like to be

They call my dick a mammoth

You're salty you got a micro-d

Classic penis joke

Inserted with appropriate timing

Because if I ain't got a penis line

I ain't dining

F F#

No homo, but seriously I'm getting faded

And my life is like my vids

Low budget and underrated

Kids, the only way to succeed

Is to chip away at the soul

And hope by the time you get there

You ain't singin'

[Chorus]

G C

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Cm G

Do ya miss me anymore

G C

and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore

anymore, anymore

anymore

[Outro]

N.C.

Don't take the lyrics too seriously

N.C.

I don't really give a shit

(personally I think this is a lie, it seems like Joji is trying to reach out any way he can)

About Fried Noodles Chords by Pink Guy

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