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Anal Beads

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[Intro]
Anal GbeaBm7ds
Anal Cmaj7beadsCm  
Anal GbeaBm7ds
Anal Cmaj7beadsCm  
[Verse]
It goes Gpop-pop-pop when it's coming out my asshole
Bm7And it feels good, and it feels good (it feels good)
And Cmaj7it feels good, and it feels good, tonightCm  
(I broke a dog's neck)
In the Gdarkest of timesBm7  
You're Cmaj7there for me Cm(I love you)
In the Gdarkest of timesBm7  
These Cmaj7anal beads Cmtake care of me G(they take care of me)
Shove it up Bm7real good (please?)
Now it Cmaj7kinda hurts (aww)
Oh, nCmo! (there's a lot of blood)
And GI need Bm7an ambCmaj7ulance! (oh my god, it's huge)
Call the ambCmulance! (someone needs to kill that thing)
[Hook]
Now my Gass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding, Bm7ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding, Cmaj7ass is bleeding
Ain't nothing wrong with that
CmAin't nothing wrong with thatG  
Bm7Ain't nothing wrong with thCmaj7at
CmAin't nothing wrong with thatG  
My Gass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding, Bm7ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding, Cmajass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding, Cmass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
GAss is bleeding, ass is bleeding
Bm7Ass is bleeding

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Anal Beads

by Pink Guy

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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Bm7

Cmaj7

Cmaj

[Intro]

G Bm7

Anal beads

Cmaj7 Cm

Anal beads

G Bm7

Anal beads

Cmaj7 Cm

Anal beads

[Verse]

It goes pop-pop-pop when it's coming out my asshole

Bm7

And it feels good, and it feels good (it feels good)

Cmaj7 Cm

And it feels good, and it feels good, tonight

(I broke a dog's neck)

G Bm7

In the darkest of times

Cmaj7 Cm

You're there for me (I love you)

G Bm7

In the darkest of times

Cmaj7 Cm G

These anal beads take care of me (they take care of me)

Bm7

Shove it up real good (please?)

Cmaj7

Now it kinda hurts (aww)

Oh, no! (there's a lot of blood)

G Bm7 Cmaj7

And I need an ambulance! (oh my god, it's huge)

Call the ambulance! (someone needs to kill that thing)

[Hook]

Now my ass is bleeding

Bm7

Ass is bleeding, ass is bleeding

Cmaj7

Ass is bleeding, ass is bleeding

Ain't nothing wrong with that

Cm G

Ain't nothing wrong with that

Bm7 Cmaj7

Ain't nothing wrong with that

Cm G

Ain't nothing wrong with that

My ass is bleeding

Bm7

Ass is bleeding, ass is bleeding

Cmaj

Ass is bleeding, ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding, ass is bleeding

Bm7

Ass is bleeding

About Anal Beads Chords by Pink Guy

Learn how to play Anal Beads by Pink Guy with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Anal Beads chords”, “Anal Beads guitar chords”, or “Pink Guy Anal Beads chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Anal Beads chords and for experienced players who want accurate Anal Beads lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include G, Bm7, Cmaj7, Cm, Cmaj.

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What key is "Anal Beads" in?

The chords for "Anal Beads" show the original chord names (including G, Bm7, Cmaj7, Cm, Cmaj). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.