[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
G C D G
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree,
G C D G
Gussied up with candy canes and balls,
G C D G
those carolers kept me up for hours,
walk down to the G
G A D G
it's merry christmas seeping through my walls.
G C D G
Now im not wiccan commie nut or nothing,
G C D G
but theres one damn holiday I can't stand,
G C D G F# Em
it ain't holloween, thanksgiving, or even april fools,
C D G
but it will surely make a fool out of every man. HAH!
[Chorus]
C
If I ain't drunk then it ain't christmas,
C G C D
you know where to stick them jingle bells,
G D
If i ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah,
G C D
and all you motherfuckers go to hell,
G C
if i ain't cock-eyed it ain't kwanzaa,
G G D
joy to the world, jack and cokes,
G D
if i ain't hammered it ain't christmas.
C
cause i ain't anything but broke.
[rift in between chorus and verse]
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[Verse 2] electric guitar palm muted
G C D G
now every year the malls are just a madhouse,
G C D G
full of empty pockets thoughts and smiles,
C B
just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
A D C B
and those coloured lights are fucking infantile,
G C D G
i think we collectively as a people
Walk up to EM
G EM C
should rise against thing corporate jolly noise,
B G Em
and tell the world, lets buy some peice and quiet for a change
C D G
before we spend it all on fucking toys. HAH!
[Chorus]
N.C. C
so if i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
G C D
you know where to stick those jingle bells,
G D
if i ain't hammered it and hanukkah,
C G C D
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
G C
if i ain't cock-eyed it ain't kwanzaa,
G C D
joy to the world of getting stoned,
G D
if i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas,
C [STRUM ONCE]
so leave this goddamm scrooge the fuck alone. HAH!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
[0utro]
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E|--------------------------------------------------|Xmas chords and lyrics
Free chords for Xmas by Corey Taylor. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
walk down to the G
[Chorus]
[rift in between chorus and verse]
[Verse 2] electric guitar palm muted
Walk up to EM
[Chorus]
C [STRUM ONCE]
so leave this goddamm scrooge the fuck alone. HAH!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
[0utro]Xmas Chords by Corey Taylor
Learn how to play Xmas by Corey Taylor with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Xmas chords”, “Xmas guitar chords”, or “Corey Taylor Xmas chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Xmas chords and for experienced players who want accurate Xmas lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include B, G, D, A, E, C.
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