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{To begin with, the song is supposed to be kinda jazzy, so the strumming pattern I use is usually a Down/Slap,
but anything else is good. Also, this is for standard tuning. If you're going to tune your guitar the way
Voltaire tunes it, just go ahead and transpose the chords up twice}
 Dm   Ax2
[Intro]
DmWell I been around for a long time
And I learned aGmlong the Dmway
If you Gmwanna go on the rA7adio
There are Awords you just can't Dmsay
DmNow I thought hard about it
And I found a Gmway around Dmit
GmHelp me go on the A7radio
You gotta Asay those words I Dmcan't
You got to Gmsing along
To A7make this song The dirtiest song that Dmain't
GmCome on, man! Won't you A7gimme a hand?
And Asay those words I Dmcan't?
You got to Gmsing along
To A7make this song The dirtiest song that Dmain't
 Dm   Ax2
[Verse 1]
DmDown in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice _ _ _ _ _ _
GmSo I reached down between us
And A5I whipped out my _ Dm_ _ _ _
DmWe skipped right past the sucking
And got right down to _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GmShe turned and said "I gotta ask
Will you Aslip it into my Dm_ _ _?"
[Chorus]
GmHelp me go on the A7radio
You gotta Asay those words I Dmcan't
You got to Gmsing along
To A7make this song The dirtiest song that Dmain't
GmCome on, man! Won't you A7gimme a hand?
And Asay those words I Dmcan't?
You got to Gmsing along
To A7make this song The dirtiest song that Dmain't
[Verse 2]
DmHer husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother_ _ _ _ _ _
GmI didn't want to wrastle
With this A5no good stinkin' _ Dm_ _ _ _ _ _
DmI heard his come through the kitchen door
But I was banging his filthy _ _ _ _ _
GmI knew i'd end up in a ditch
If he Acaught me riding his Dm_ _ _ _ _
[Chorus]
GmHelp me go on the A7radio
You gotta Asay those words I Dmcan't
You got to Gmsing along
To A7make this song The dirtiest song that Dmain't
GmCome on, man! Won't you A7gimme a hand?
And Asay those words I Dmcan't?
You got to Gmsing along
To A7make this song The dirtiest song that Dmain't
[Verse 3]
Dm"Mercy, please!" I told him
But he grabbed me by the _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GmAnd he did something heinous
A5He exposed his _ Dm_ _ _
DmI said "I dont mean to seem crass
But why are you buttering up your _ _ _"
He said "My Gmwife's a beard and she lured you here
Because I'm Aqueer and I love it in the _ Dm_ _ _"
[Chorus]
You Gmhelped me go on the A7radio
By Asaying those words I Dmcan't
You had to Gmsing along
To A7make this song The dirtiest song that Dmain't!
GmSir and ma'm, thanks for A7lending a hand
By Asaying those words I Dmcan't!
You had to Gmsing along to A7make this song
A7The dirtiest song
A7The filthiest song
DmThe dirtiest song that ain't!

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Dirtiest Song That Aint

by Voltaire

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

{To begin with, the song is supposed to be kinda jazzy, so the strumming pattern I use is usually a Down/Slap,

but anything else is good. Also, this is for standard tuning. If you're going to tune your guitar the way

Voltaire tunes it, just go ahead and transpose the chords up twice}

Dm A

[Intro]

Well I been around for a long time

Gm Dm

And I learned along the way

Gm A7

If you wanna go on the radio

A Dm

There are words you just can't say

Now I thought hard about it

Gm Dm

And I found a way around it

Gm A7

Help me go on the radio

A Dm

You gotta say those words I can't

You got to sing along

A7 Dm

To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't

Gm A7

Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?

A Dm

And say those words I can't?

You got to sing along

A7 Dm

To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't

Dm A

[Verse 1]

Down in Carolina

I met a girl with a nice _ _ _ _ _ _

So I reached down between us

A5 Dm

And I whipped out my _ _ _ _ _

We skipped right past the sucking

And got right down to _ _ _ _ _ _ _

She turned and said "I gotta ask

A Dm

Will you slip it into my _ _ _?"

[Chorus]

Gm A7

Help me go on the radio

A Dm

You gotta say those words I can't

You got to sing along

A7 Dm

To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't

Gm A7

Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?

A Dm

And say those words I can't?

You got to sing along

A7 Dm

To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't

[Verse 2]

Her husband was a trucker

He was a filthy mother_ _ _ _ _ _

I didn't want to wrastle

A5 Dm

With this no good stinkin' _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I heard his come through the kitchen door

But I was banging his filthy _ _ _ _ _

I knew i'd end up in a ditch

A Dm

If he caught me riding his _ _ _ _ _

[Chorus]

Gm A7

Help me go on the radio

A Dm

You gotta say those words I can't

You got to sing along

A7 Dm

To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't

Gm A7

Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?

A Dm

And say those words I can't?

You got to sing along

A7 Dm

To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't

[Verse 3]

"Mercy, please!" I told him

But he grabbed me by the _ _ _ _ _ _ _

And he did something heinous

A5 Dm

He exposed his _ _ _ _

I said "I dont mean to seem crass

But why are you buttering up your _ _ _"

He said "My wife's a beard and she lured you here

A Dm

Because I'm queer and I love it in the _ _ _ _"

[Chorus]

Gm A7

You helped me go on the radio

A Dm

By saying those words I can't

You had to sing along

A7 Dm

To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!

Gm A7

Sir and ma'm, thanks for lending a hand

A Dm

By saying those words I can't!

Gm A7

You had to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song

The filthiest song

The dirtiest song that ain't!

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