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The USS Make Shit Up
Voltaire
Banned on vulcan
Intro: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D  
Verse1 :
DI was stranded on a planet, GJust me and Spock
DWe met a nasty nazi alien who Alocked our asses up
DWe found a hunk of crystal and Ga metal piece of bed
AWe made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the hDead
Bust a move, Tog
DI was standing on the bridge when GSulu came to me
DHis eyes were full of tears he said "ACaptain, can't you see
Dthe ship is gonna blow do Gsomething I beseech"
AI grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core Dbreach
Chorus: D  
And I say,
DBounce a graviton particle beam oGff the main deflector dish
DThats the way we do things, lad, we're Amaking shit up as we wish
DThe Klingons and the Romulans pGose no threat to us
A'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shiDt up
La da da da da da (trek theme)
Verse 2: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D
And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face
And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise 
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee
Chorus:
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Verse 3: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D  
Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place 
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar
What is with the Klingons, remember in the day 
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead 
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads
Chorus:
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Verse 4: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D  
Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"
We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits
Final Chorus:
And I say
DBounce a graviton particle beam oGff the main deflector dish
DThats the way we do things lad, we're mAaking shit up as we wish
DThe Klingons and the Romulans poGse no threat to us
A(let ring)                        G(let ring)
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
AWe'll pull something out of our behinds, Awe just make some shit Dup

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The Uss Make Shit Up

by Voltaire

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The USS Make Shit Up

Voltaire

Banned on vulcan

D G D A D G A A A A D

Intro: -----------------------———-

Verse1 :

D G

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock

D A

We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up

D G

We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed

A D

We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog

D G

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me

D A

His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see

D G

the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"

A D

I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

Chorus:

And I say,

D G

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

D A

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

D G

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

A D

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

La da da da da da (trek theme)

Verse 2: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit

Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit

He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space

Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise

And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies

Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas

Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

Chorus:

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

D G D A D G A A A A D

Verse 3: -----------------------———-

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place

He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space

The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far

We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

What is with the Klingons, remember in the day

They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame

Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead

With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

Chorus:

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

D G D A D G A A A A D

Verse 4: -----------------------———-

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door

When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before

Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase

'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar

So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg

Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit

But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

Final Chorus:

And I say

D G

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

D A

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

D G

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

A G

(let ring) (let ring)

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind

A A D

We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up

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