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My Old Heart 2019
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2. A (Birthday) Song For You
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS:
e]---A0---Asus4--0-----Bx----C#m-4-----E0-----G3---|
B]---2-----3-----4-----5-----0-----0---|
G]---2-----2-----4-----6-----1-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----4-----6-----2-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----2-----4-----2-----2---|
E]---------------------------0-----3---|
INTRO:
||: E/ / A| E/ / A:|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
EWhen I'm Adead and gEone
ABefore I'm C#mburied, Apromise Eme
EGive my Aeyes to scEience
AThen a C#mblind man, Ahe might sEee
VERSE 2:
PEump my blAood thrEough new veins
AMay it C#manswer sAomeone's prEayers
EAnyoAne nEot breathing
ALet these C#mlungs gAive him aEir
CHORUS 1:
ABut leave me Gmy old hEeart
AIt's useless, don't they kC#mnowB A Asus4
A G(E)
That you broke it long ago?
||: E/ / A| E/ / A:|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
FEuck it, grAab a kEidney
AGive some C#mbald kAid my hEair
CEouples nAot conEceiving
AThrow my C#msweet jizz all Aup in thEere
VERSE 4:
TrEansplant Amy bEack fat
ASell my C#mgold teeth Ato get rEich
PEull out my lAarge intEestine
AMake a C#mjump rope oAut' that bEitch
CHORUS 2:
AOh, just leave me Gmy old hEeart
A'Cause it's dead anyC#mwayB A Asus4
A G(E)
Since you fucked my cousin Ray-Ray
|| E/ / A| E/ / A||
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE:
|| C#m/ / A| E/ / / | C#m/ / A| B/ / / |
| C#m/ / A| E/ / / | B/ / / | A/ / Asus4| A/ / G|
| E/ / A| E/ / A| E/ / A| E/ / A||
VERSE 5:
DEonate Aall my fEingers
AExcept for C#mthis one, thAis one's yEours
My knEeecaps might Acome in hEandy
AWhen C#mRay-Ray's got you Aon all fEours
CHORUS 3:
AOh, just leave me Gmy old hEeart
AI need it one the C#mdayB A Asus4
A G(E)
The day I fuck Ray-Ray's bae named AJ
OUTRO:
||: E/ / A| E/ / A:|| (x2)
|| E||
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS:
A Asus4 Bm D Em7 Em7* G Gmaj7/F#
e]---0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----3-----3-----3---|
B]---2-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
G]---2-----2-----4-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----4-----0-----2-----2-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----2-----------------2-----2-----x---|
E]---------------------------------0-----3-----2---|
INTRO (repeated throughout various sections of the song):
e]--D------------3p0---------Em7---------2--0-----------|
B]-----3--------------3-----------3-----------3-----|
G]-----------2-----------2-----0-----------------0--|
D]--0-----------------------2-----------------------| (x4)
A]--------------------------------------------------|
E]--------------------------------------------------|
||: D/ / / | Em7/ / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
DMaggots eat your rEm7otting flesh up
DFlies lay their eggs Em7in your hair
DBones will turn to dEm7ust and ashes
DAnd the univEm7erse won't care
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
You'll de- -cay
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
And all that you've done fade away
G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4
I guess what I'm trying to say, is
CHORUS 1:
Happy BDirthEm7day
Happy BDirthEm7day
||: D/ / / | Em7/ / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
DLiving is a bEm7rutal struggle
DSlogging toward some Em7endless nap
DSoon the sun will Em7boil the oceans
DHere's a gift card fEm7rom the GAP
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
We suf- -fer, we ache
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
We've all got the death march to make
G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4
Life's pointless but, hey, who wants cake?
CHORUS 2:
Happy BDirthEm7day
Happy BDirthEm7day
BRIDGE:
Another yBmear, another yGear, another yDear and anothAer year
Then another yBmear, another yGear, another yDear and anothAer year
Then another Bmyear, then another Gyear, then another Dyear, then another Ayear
Bm G D A(D)
Then another year, then another year, then another year, then another fucking year
||: D/ / / | Em7/ / / :|| (x4)
VERSE 3:
DRed balloons and pEm7aper streamers
DParty hat on Em7top' your head
DMake a wish and Em7blow out candles
DThat reminds me, Em7God is dead
PRE-CHORUS 3:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
And so are we
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
We're nothing eventu- -ally
G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4
The cat calendar is from me
CHORUS 3:
Happy BDirthEm7day
Happy BDirthEm7day
Happy BDirthEm7day
Happy BDirthEm7day...
To yDou (and Mandy Moore)
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 3rd Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
e]---C0-----D2----D/F#(2)----Em0-----G3---|
B]---1-----3-----3-----0-----0---|
G]---0-----2-----2-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
A]---3-----------x-----2-----2---|
E]---------------2-----0-----3---|
INTRO:
||: Em/ D/F#/ | G/ C/ | Em/ D/F#/ | G/ / / :|| (x2)
|| G/ / / ||
VERSE 1:
EmIt's time to D/F#hang Gup my CG-string
EmIt's time to D/F#throw those Gchaps awCay
EmMy skin is saD/F#gging, my tGan is fCaded
EmMy stuff is D/F#old and grGey
|| Em/ D/F#/ | G/ C/ | Em/ D/F#/ | G/ / / ||
VERSE 2:
EmExotic dD/F#ancing wGas my cCalling
EmBionic D/F#hips and thGunder dCick
EmBut Father D/F#Time, he bGought a prCivate dEmance
And it was D/F#over qGuick
CHORUS 1:
GoodbCye bachelorGette shows
GoodbCye soccer Emmom's dirty thrDills
GoodbCye monthly gGay nightsD/F#
And gEmoodbye craDnk and pCills
Bought with swEmeaty dDollar bCills
||: Em/ D/F#/ | G/ C/ | Em/ D/F#/ | G/ / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
EmThe younger dD/F#ancers stGarted tCeasing
EmThey called me "GD/F#ramp's lGeather sCack"
EmI hit the sD/F#tage with rGighteous fCury
Em...and threw D/F#out my bGack
CHORUS 2:
GoodbCye suggestive thrGusting
GoodbCye "Thong SEmong" giving me chDills
GoodbCye classy bGow tieD/F#
Oh, and mEmatching vDest with frCills
Bought with swEmeaty dDollar bCills
BRIDGE:
NDow I must lose my pretCensions
BrDonzer and blonde hair extCensions
ID'll miss the people and plCaces
GrDinding in drunk ladies' fCaces
||: D/ / / | / / / / | C/ / / | / / / / :|| (x3)
|| D/ / / | / / / / | / / / / | ||
VERSE 4:
EmSo I D/F#toss my lGeather aCrmband
And Emfeather eD/F#arring tGo the flCoor
EmA single D/F#tear strGeaks my chCeek as
EmI walk D/F#out the dGoor
CHORUS 3:
HellCo reinvGentionD
HellCo learning Emnew skDills
HellCo younger dGancersD/F#
I'll sEmell you crDank and pCills
For your swEmeaty dDollar bCills
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
e]---Am0-----C0--Cmaj9/B---0-----D2-----G3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----------2---|
E]---------------------------3---|
INTRO:
|| Am/ D/ | Am/ D/ | Am/ D| G/ C||
VERSE 1:
Am"OmahDa"? Am"BluebDird"?
AmShe's got her whole fDist inside me and GI forgot my safe wCord
AmIs it "HamiltDon"? AmOr "Aaron BDurr"?
AmEvery time I gDet it wrong, it's anGother inch deepCer, oh Jesus...
|| Am/ D/ | Am/ D/ | Am/ D| G/ C||
VERSE 2:
AmIs it "CumberbDatch"? AmOr "BabadDook"?
AmIt's kinda hard to cDoncentrate when you're hGanging from an old meat hCook
AmIs it "stDop"? AmWhy would it bDe?
AmI asked her fDor a hint but sGhe just took a piss on Cme, oh Jesus...
|| Am/ D/ | Am/ D/ | Am/ D| G/ C||
VERSE 3:
AmMaybe it's "rDock"? AmMaybe it's "rDoll"?
AmMaybe it's "PlDease don't slide that rGod into my penis hCole"?
AmIt's not "hDelp", Amit's not "dear GDod"
AmI found thDat one out when she hGit me with the cattle prCod, oh Jesus...
BRIDGE:
Am D G C( C Cmaj9/B)
Now I feel so empty, and torn up inside
AmNot from gDuilt but from that fGist she made me rCide
CIt's still in there, it's not gAmoing until the sGafe word, I be knDowing
But I'm blCanking, and she's lAmaughing, and her fGorearm's about hDalf in
And this was my fCirst time, I'm newly ChrAmistened
When she talked sGafe words, I should've lDistened
But I was dCistracted, watch her undrAmessing
The fuck am I sGinging? Get back to guDessing
|| Am/ D/ | Am/ D/ | Am/ D| G/ C||
VERSE 5/OUTRO:
AmIs it "whDip"? AmIs it "plDume"?
AmIs it "chDair"? No, I know it's not, IG'm just naming shit that I sCee in this room
AmI give Dup, Am"S.O.DS."
AmShe's got her high hDeel on my throat and nGow I'm losing conscious-
5. D e n i a l
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
e]---C0-----D2-----Em0-----F1-----G3---|
B]---1-----3-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---0-----2-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----0-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---3-----------2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
||: Em/ F/ | C/ / / | Em/ F/ | C/ / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
I bought my fEmirst full-length mFirror
Set it Cup and stood there naked looking Emat myself
And nFow I want to blCow my brains out
The mEman I was has bFeen replaced, now oCut of shape
A growing waistline, Embig love handles, lFady hips
Man, whCat is that about?
PRE-CHORUS 1:
GI was wrFong for all these yCears
TrGusting my hFouses other mCirrors
NDow the truth is clear as day
I've gDot to throw that full-length one aFway...
CHORUS 1:
(F) Em F C
I'm in denial, denial
Yeah, I'm in denEmial, denFialC
VERSE 2:
DrEmiving down the strFeet, I pass the hCourly hotel
And saw my Emwife inside a rFoom with some guy
SChe was getting paid
StEmraight into the rFoom, I flew, and saCid
"I can't believe that you have tEmaken on a sFecond job here
Cas a hotel maid"
PRE-CHORUS 2:
WhGat a sFelfless act of lCove
YGou're my aFngel from abCove
She sDaid "Yeah, sure, and this is John"
DAs she pulled her underwear back Fon...
CHORUS 2:
(F) Em F C
I'm in denial, denial
Yeah, I'm in denEmial, denFialC
Man, just shut up and smEmile, smFileC
'Cause it's safer in dEmeni-Fi-aCl
||: Em/ F/ | C/ / / | Em/ F/ | C/ / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
20Em16 was OrlFando and HarCambe and Aleppo
And MohEmammed Ali, PrFince and Shandling, dCead at 66
EmEngland's shocking vFote for Brexit, BCowie made his final exit
EmMan, I thought this yFear so far has sCucked a bunch of dicks
PRE-CHORUS 3:
SGurely the rFest will turn out grCeat
CGut to TuesdFay, November C8
I lDaughed, his odds are none to slim
WhDo'd be shit enough to vote for hFim
CHORUS 3:
(F) Em F C
I was in denial, denial
Now we're all in denEmial, denFialC
Man, this fucking world is vEmile, it's vFileC
But it's safer in dEmeni-Fi-aCl
It's safer in dEmeni-Fi-aCl
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
e]---Am0-----C0-----G3---|
B]---1-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2---|
E]---------------3---|
INTRO:
||: G/ / | C/ / | Am/ / | C/ / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
The hGum of a fCew honey bAmees
BCarely the whGisper of a mCagnolia brAmeeze
CCi- -cGadas chCirp in their trAmees
CSummer SGong, CSummer SAmongC
VERSE 2:
CGold lemonCade every nAmight
WChy don't we skGinny-dip iCn the moonlAmight?
SwCat my swGeaty neck - mCosquito bAmite
CSummer SGong, CSummer SAmongC
||: G/ / | C/ / | Am/ / | C/ / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
KGids all barefCoot, short brAmidges
CI watch them rGunning through fCields and dAmitches
COh LGord this mosquCito bite Amitches
CSummer SGong, CSummer SAmongC
VERSE 4:
Okay thGis is no mosquCito bAmite
It's swCollen up and infGected, and CI don't feel rAmight
MCust have been a spGider or some pCoisonous mAmite
CSummer SGong, CSummer SAmongC
||: G/ / | C/ / | Am/ / | C/ / :|| (x2)
VERSE 5:
GI require immCediate cAmare
SComebody cGall an Cambulance plAmease
HComemade iGce cream and tCire swAmings
CSummer SGong, CSummer SAmongC
VERSE 6:
I fGeel like my blCood is on fAmire
SwCeet baby JGesus, my blCood is on fAmire
SwCimming hGole and my blCood is on fAmire
CSummer SGong, Cfire bAmloodC
||: G/ / | C/ / | Am/ / | C/ / :|| (x2)
VERSE 7:
Where the fGuck is that aCmbulAmance?
CI am becGoming sCeriously concAmerned
I'm aClso stGarting to hallCucinAmate
CSummer sqGuash, CCumberbAmatchC
VERSE 8:
I cGan't believe thCis is how it eAmnds
PlCease tell me Gex-wife CI still lover Amher
I dCon't even cGare about hCer and Ray-RAmay
C...Yes, I Gdo, Csummer wAmhoreC
VERSE 9:
I shGould have hung out mCore with my kAmids
EspCecially TGodd, who's hCad a rough tAmime
MCethamphGetamine's a sCon of a bAmitch
CSkinny jGeans, CShonda RhAmimesC
||: G/ / | C/ / | Am/ / | C/ / :|| (x2)
BRIDGE:
GOh my GCod, I'm bAmurning up, I'm bCurning up
My blGood is on fCire, my bAmlood is on fCire
I don't wGanna die, wCanna die, don't wAmanna die, but I'm gConna die
And I'm cGoming, I'm cComing, sweet JAmesus, I'm cComing!
OUTRO:
So hGere we are tCwo hours lAmater
TCurns out I jGust had lCow blood sAmugar
The pCaramGedics gave me cCold lemonAmade
CAnd laughed at Gme, Cwhich was wAmrong
CCalled me "pGussy", Cbut I am stAmrong
CAnd I will sGing Cmy Summer SAmong
CMy Summer SGong
7. T e r r i b l e G h o s t
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
e]---Am0---Asus4--0-----Bbx-----C0-----Dm1-----Em0----Em7-3-----F1----(G3)--Gsus4-(3)---G7/F-3----G/D-3---|
B]---1-----3-----3-----1-----3-----0-----3-----1-----3-----1-----3-----3---|
G]---2-----2-----3-----0-----2-----0-----0-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----3-----2-----0-----2-----2-----3-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----1-----3-----------2-----2-----3-----2-----2-----x---------|
E]---------------------------------0-----0-----1-----3-----3-----1---------|
INTRO:
||: C/ Em/ | Am/ / / | C/ Em/ | Am/ / Asus4:|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
COh, I cEman't even wish for dAmeath, 'cause I drew my last brCeath
AbEmout a thousand yAmears agoAsus4
CAnd now Emall I can do is rAmoam around somebody else's hCome
HEmaunting people AmI don't know
CHORUS 1:
I get sFad every nGight
And I look bFad wearing Gsus4white
G(C)
I'm a terrible ghost
||: C/ Em/ | Am/ / / | C/ Em/ | Am/ / / :||
A really terrible ghost
VERSE 2:
CHow I wEmish that I could qAmuit, 'cause I hate all this spooky shCit
I'd rEmather smoke a bAmowl insteadAsus4
CI don't mEmean to be untowAmard, but man, fuck a Ouija bCoard
I tEmhink I'll just go bAmack to bed
CHORUS 2:
And have a cFry, watch TGV
My dad was rFight, he always said I'd Gsus4be
G(C)
Such a terrible ghost
||: C/ Em/ | Am/ / / | C/ Em/ | Am/ F/ :||
BRIDGE:
I drFeam every night that I've lGearned how
FTo scare a child or tGwo
But thFen, when I wake up, I rGealise
Dm Bb(C)
I still don't know boo about being a ghost
||: C/ Em/ | Am/ / / | C/ Em/ | Am/ / / :||
VERSE 3:
CAll the Emother ghosts are dAmicks, cruel to me
CDon't get me sEmtarted on those cAmhicks, they see right thAsus4rough me
CMan, wEmhen is it over, tAmhis sad, Asus4sad sCong?
Oh, eEmternity? Cool, Amthat's not very long
CHORUS 2:
I don't cFare, I'm too forlGorn
It's not fFair, I never asked to be bGorn
And G7/Fdead, then undEm7ead
G/D(C)
Like I said, I'm a terrible ghost
OUTRO:
|| C/ Em/ | Am/ / / | C/ Em/ | Am/ / / | C||
A really terrible ghost, fuck you dad
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 2nd Fret
CHORDS [relative to capo]:
e]---Am0-----C0--Cmaj9/B---0-----D2-----G3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---|
G]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----------2---|
E]---------------------------3---|
VERSE 1:
PGokemon, DX-Men, hCere we go a-gAmoddamn-gain...
With those qGueer tattDoos, those with qCueer tattoosCmaj9/B Am
StGars and stripes on an eDagle's breast, lCet them foreCmaj9/Bigners knAmow who's best
At quGeer tattoos, DAmeri-quCeer tattoosCmaj9/B Am
VERSE 2:
You got a drGeamcatcher, you got infDinity, you prCobably got Cmaj9/BHepatitiAms C
From those qGueer tatoos, Dthose dirty, dirty queCer tattoosCmaj9/B Am
AGnd that throat tat you thDink is dope... C Cmaj9/B AmNope!
It's a qGueer tattoo, Dthe turtleneck of qCueer tattoosCmaj9/B Am
INTERLUDE:
||: G/ / / | D/ / / | C/ / Cmaj9/B| Am/ / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
BGig red heart, your gDirlfriend's name, and uCnder that your Cmaj9/Bnew gAmirlfriend's name
In quGeer tattoo, Dyeah, you didn't thCink that throughCmaj9/B Am
The CGeltic cross, yDin and yang, the yCin means "dark" Cmaj9/Band the yAmang means
"Dang that's a quGeer tattoo", Dnot the ones that CI would chooseCmaj9/B Am
VERSE 4/OUTRO:
On your fGorehead you got a YDOLO tat, you want mCy advice; Cmaj9/Bbuy a fuAmcking hat
For those qGueer tattoos, Dcover up those quCeer tattoosCmaj9/B Am
You got "CGarpe Diem", you got "CD'est la vie", you got inspCiring quotes, Cmaj9/Bhere's oAmne from me:
No more quGeer tattoos, Dstop it with the quCeer tattoosCmaj9/B Am G
9. C o c a i n e
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
e]---Am0-----C0-----Em0-----F1-----G3---|
B]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
||: C/ / | / / / | Em/ / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
She's a BrCooklyn punk rocker, he's a JEmersey meathead
NFothing in common - it wGon't last, they said
He dCoesn't much like her, she thEminks he's a jerk
What kFeeps them together? WhGat makes it work?
CHORUS 1:
Well they bAmoth love cEmocaine
But oFnly from midnight 'til G9
Really lAmove that cEmocaine
F G(C)
They're writing their fairytale line after line, after line
||: C/ / | / / / | Em/ / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
Well Che gets to chopping, and sEmhe grabs the straws
NFow they're both wired and grGinding their jaws
They pCace and they chainsmoke, and Emash in a cup
They got nFothing to say but won't shGut the fuck up
CHORUS 2:
Because of swAmeet, sweet cEmocaine
To hFelp them get over the hGump
Really nAmeed me cEmocaine
F G(C)
Their love ain't no smooth ride - it's bump after bump, after bump
||: C/ / | / / / | Em/ / | / / / :|| (x4)
BRIDGE:
They're swCeating and fighting, the mEmorning sun's lurking
They trCied make-up sex but his dEmick isn't working
The cCoke makes her edgy, and Emhe's getting vicious
They bCoth want to stop, but it smEmells so delicious
OUTRO:
CocCaine (cocaEmine)
CocCaineEm
CocCaine (cocaEmine)
CocCaineEm
CocCaine
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10. D e n z e l
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
e]---Am0-----C0-----F1-----G3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----3-----2---|
E]---------------1-----3---|
INTRO:
e]--Am----------------G----------------C---------------------------------|
B]----------0h1p0-------------0--------------(1)----------1-------1--|
G]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-----------------------0-------0----|
D]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0-------------2h3p2-------0--------|
A]--0-------------------0h2---------3--------------------------------|
E]------------------3------------------------------------------------|
e]--Am----------------G----------------C---------------------------------|
B]----------0h1p0-------------0-----------1-1---1---1------------(0)-|
G]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-------0---0---0---0----------(0)---|
D]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0---------2---0---2----------------|
A]--0-------------------0h2---------3-------3---3---3----------------|
E]------------------3------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1 [Both] + Stephen:
SAmome folks live a sGingle life, so lConely
[TAmhank God I've got yGou and you've got mCe]
But Amif we had a pGass for one night oCnly
[WFho'd be on your list? WCho'd be on your lGist? I'll give you thCree]
CHORUS 1 (Courtney) + Stephen:
(I'll take FRob LCowe, GDiCaprAmio, Fand DCenzGel)
And I'll take FAnne HathawCay, Gwhoa and BeyonAmcé, Fand DCenzGel...
TRANSITION 1:
||: Am/ G/ | C/ / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2 (Courtney) + Stephen:
AmWhy you loGoking at me fuCnny?
You dAmon't think Anne HGathawa- (What the fCuck?)
I'm mAman enough to sGay Denzel's a hConey
And aFlso I'm sorry but I don't subscribe to the hCetero-normatGive idea
That hFuman sexual expression is bCinary and oGne is either
GFay or straight but rather that one's Corientation Gis more fluid
And mFost people identify between the tCwo extremes on a contGinuum
So iFf I saw Denzel at like an aCirport and he wGinked at me
And wFalked into a bathroom stall, we bCoth know I would fGollow him insCide
CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
(Anyway), F[Jon SnCow, Gand Barack AmO., Fand DCenzGel]
Give me some F[Rachel DrCatch, Gand CumberbAmatch]
F[And DCenzGel, Fand DCenzGel]
F[And DCenzGel, Fand DCenzGel]
F[And DCenzGel, Fand DCenzGel]
BRIDGE [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
And Christian BFale (and DCenzGel)
And Chuck LiddFell (and DCenzGel)
Barbara MandrFell (and DCenzGel, ooh)
FDenzel C(ooh DenzGel, ooh)
DenzFel C(ooh DenzGel, ooh)
(DenzFel,) Denzel, (DenzCel,) Denzel, (DenzGel) and Lin-Manuel
(DenzFel,) Denzel, (DenzCel,) Denzel, (DenzGel) and Geri Halliwell
[OFooh, oCoh, ooGoh,] Denzel
[OFooh, oCoh, ooGoh,] I love you Big D
[OFooh, oCoh, ooGoh,] you're the one for me
OUTRO Stephen + (Courtney):
(DenzFel,) Melle Mel, (DenzCel,) Melle Mel, (DenzGel,) Melle Melle Melle Melle Melle Mel
(DenzFel,) Patti LaBelle, (DenzCel,) Norman Fell, (DenzGel,) and motherfucking Steve Carell
(DenzFel,) Dave Chappelle, (DenzCel,) Richard Hell, (DenzGel,) and Kenan and also Kel
FGizelC- -Gle
MansFuel- C-Gle
Harvey KeitF- C-eGl
DenzFelC G
DenzFelC G
DenzFel..C.G
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11. D e a d S e x y
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
e]---Am0-----C0-----E0-----F1-----G3---|
B]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----1-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
||: Am/ E/ | Am/ E/ :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
AmHey there, CleopEatra - gAmirl, I'm looking Eat ya
AmI like your swEeet Egyptian sCty- -Gle
AmForget old CaEesar, I'm a pAmroven Pharao plEeaser
AmI'll make you flEow like the CNi- -Gle
CHORUS 1:
I knFow you're not alCive
But bGaby, that talk is jEive
(Am)
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 1:
||: Am/ E/ | Am/ E/ :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
AmHey Jackie EO, gAmirl you're good to gEo
AmTake off that pEeacoat and that pCill box lGid
AmI'm no OnEassis, but I'm smAmooth like sweet molEasses
AmI'll rock your wEorld more than LCee Harvey dGid
CHORUS 2:
MFamma I know you're gCone
But I stGill wanna get it Eon
(Am)
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 2:
||: Am/ E/ | Am/ E/ :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
AmHey Lady EDi, Ammy oh my oh Emy
That sAmexy British accEent mCakes me pGurr
AmYeah I'm no REoyal, but I can sAmtill make your blood bEoil
AmI'll drive you crEazy like that FrCench chauffGeur
CHORUS 3:
I knFow you're undergrCound
But, Your HGighness, let's get dEown
(Am)
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 3:
||: Am/ E/ | Am/ E/ :|| (x2)
VERSE 4:
AmHey Marie CEurie, bAmaby what's your hEurry?
AmBig science brEain got me uCnder your thGumb
AmSomething abEout ya, I rAmeally wanna in-and-oEut ya
AmI'll make you gElow like plutConiGom
CHORUS 4:
I wFish you didn't pCass
Cause I'd expGeriment on that aEss
You're still dead.Am.. sEexyAm
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My Old Heart 2019
by Stephen Lynch
Chords in this song · guitar
A
Asus4
B
C#m
E
G
Bm
D
Em7
Gmaj7/F#
C
D/F#
Em
Am
Cmaj9/B
F
Bb
Dm
Gsus4
G7/F
G/D
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
2. A (Birthday) Song For You
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS:
A Asus4 B C#m E G
e]---0-----0-----x-----4-----0-----3---|
B]---2-----3-----4-----5-----0-----0---|
G]---2-----2-----4-----6-----1-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----4-----6-----2-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----2-----4-----2-----2---|
E]---------------------------0-----3---|
INTRO:
E A E A
||: / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
E A E
When I'm dead and gone
A C#m A E
Before I'm buried, promise me
E A E
Give my eyes to science
A C#m A E
Then a blind man, he might see
VERSE 2:
E A E
Pump my blood through new veins
A C#m A E
May it answer someone's prayers
E A E
Anyone not breathing
A C#m A E
Let these lungs give him air
CHORUS 1:
A G E
But leave me my old heart
A C#m B A Asus4
It's useless, don't they know
A G E
()
That you broke it long ago?
E A E A
||: / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
E A E
Fuck it, grab a kidney
A C#m A E
Give some bald kid my hair
E A E
Couples not conceiving
A C#m A E
Throw my sweet jizz all up in there
VERSE 4:
E A E
Transplant my back fat
A C#m A E
Sell my gold teeth to get rich
E A E
Pull out my large intestine
A C#m A E
Make a jump rope out' that bitch
CHORUS 2:
A G E
Oh, just leave me my old heart
A C#m B A Asus4
'Cause it's dead anyway
A G E
()
Since you fucked my cousin Ray-Ray
E A E A
|| / / | / / ||
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE:
C#m A E C#m A B
|| / / | / / / | / / | / / / |
C#m A E B A Asus4 A G
| / / | / / / | / / / | / / | / / |
E A E A E A E A
| / / | / / | / / | / / ||
VERSE 5:
E A E
Donate all my fingers
A C#m A E
Except for this one, this one's yours
E A E
My kneecaps might come in handy
A C#m A E
When Ray-Ray's got you on all fours
CHORUS 3:
A G E
Oh, just leave me my old heart
A C#m B A Asus4
I need it one the day
A G E
()
The day I fuck Ray-Ray's bae named AJ
OUTRO:
E A E A
||: / / | / / :|| (x2)
E
|| ||
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS:
A Asus4 Bm D Em7 Em7 G Gmaj7/F#
*
e]---0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----3-----3-----3---|
B]---2-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
G]---2-----2-----4-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----4-----0-----2-----2-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----2-----------------2-----2-----x---|
E]---------------------------------0-----3-----2---|
INTRO (repeated throughout various sections of the song):
D Em7
e]--------------3p0------------------2--0-----------|
B]-----3--------------3-----------3-----------3-----|
G]-----------2-----------2-----0-----------------0--|
D]--0-----------------------2-----------------------| (x4)
A]--------------------------------------------------|
E]--------------------------------------------------|
D Em7
||: / / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
D Em7
Maggots eat your rotting flesh up
D Em7
Flies lay their eggs in your hair
D Em7
Bones will turn to dust and ashes
D Em7
And the universe won't care
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7
*
You'll de- -cay
G Gmaj7/F# Em7
*
And all that you've done fade away
G Gmaj7/F# Em7 Asus4
*
I guess what I'm trying to say, is
CHORUS 1:
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
||: / / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
D Em7
Living is a brutal struggle
D Em7
Slogging toward some endless nap
D Em7
Soon the sun will boil the oceans
D Em7
Here's a gift card from the GAP
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7
*
We suf- -fer, we ache
G Gmaj7/F# Em7
*
We've all got the death march to make
G Gmaj7/F# Em7 Asus4
*
Life's pointless but, hey, who wants cake?
CHORUS 2:
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday
BRIDGE:
Bm G D A
Another year, another year, another year and another year
Bm G D A
Then another year, another year, another year and another year
Bm G D A
Then another year, then another year, then another year, then another year
Bm G D A D
()
Then another year, then another year, then another year, then another fucking year
D Em7
||: / / / | / / / :|| (x4)
VERSE 3:
D Em7
Red balloons and paper streamers
D Em7
Party hat on top' your head
D Em7
Make a wish and blow out candles
D Em7
That reminds me, God is dead
PRE-CHORUS 3:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7
*
And so are we
G Gmaj7/F# Em7
*
We're nothing eventu- -ally
G Gmaj7/F# Em7 Asus4
*
The cat calendar is from me
CHORUS 3:
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday...
D
To you (and Mandy Moore)
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 3rd Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
C D D/F# Em G
e]---0-----2----(2)----0-----3---|
B]---1-----3-----3-----0-----0---|
G]---0-----2-----2-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
A]---3-----------x-----2-----2---|
E]---------------2-----0-----3---|
INTRO:
Em D/F# G C Em D/F# G
||: / / | / / | / / | / / / :|| (x2)
G
|| / / / ||
VERSE 1:
Em D/F# G C
It's time to hang up my G-string
Em D/F# G C
It's time to throw those chaps away
Em D/F# G C
My skin is sagging, my tan is faded
Em D/F# G
My stuff is old and grey
Em D/F# G C Em D/F# G
|| / / | / / | / / | / / / ||
VERSE 2:
Em D/F# G C
Exotic dancing was my calling
Em D/F# G C
Bionic hips and thunder dick
Em D/F# G C Em
But Father Time, he bought a private dance
D/F# G
And it was over quick
CHORUS 1:
C G
Goodbye bachelorette shows
C Em D
Goodbye soccer mom's dirty thrills
C G D/F#
Goodbye monthly gay nights
Em D C
And goodbye crank and pills
Em D C
Bought with sweaty dollar bills
Em D/F# G C Em D/F# G
||: / / | / / | / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
Em D/F# G C
The younger dancers started teasing
Em D/F# G C
They called me "Gramp's leather sack"
Em D/F# G C
I hit the stage with righteous fury
Em D/F# G
...and threw out my back
CHORUS 2:
C G
Goodbye suggestive thrusting
C Em D
Goodbye "Thong Song" giving me chills
C G D/F#
Goodbye classy bow tie
Em D C
Oh, and matching vest with frills
Em D C
Bought with sweaty dollar bills
BRIDGE:
D C
Now I must lose my pretensions
D C
Bronzer and blonde hair extensions
D C
I'll miss the people and places
D C
Grinding in drunk ladies' faces
D C
||: / / / | / / / / | / / / | / / / / :|| (x3)
D
|| / / / | / / / / | / / / / | ||
VERSE 4:
Em D/F# G C
So I toss my leather armband
Em D/F# G C
And feather earring to the floor
Em D/F# G C
A single tear streaks my cheek as
Em D/F# G
I walk out the door
CHORUS 3:
C G D
Hello reinvention
C Em D
Hello learning new skills
C G D/F#
Hello younger dancers
Em D C
I'll sell you crank and pills
Em D C
For your sweaty dollar bills
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Cmaj9/B D G
e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----------2---|
E]---------------------------3---|
INTRO:
Am D Am D Am D G C
|| / / | / / | / | / ||
VERSE 1:
Am D Am D
"Omaha"? "Bluebird"?
Am D G C
She's got her whole fist inside me and I forgot my safe word
Am D Am D
Is it "Hamilton"? Or "Aaron Burr"?
Am D G C
Every time I get it wrong, it's another inch deeper, oh Jesus...
Am D Am D Am D G C
|| / / | / / | / | / ||
VERSE 2:
Am D Am D
Is it "Cumberbatch"? Or "Babadook"?
Am D G C
It's kinda hard to concentrate when you're hanging from an old meat hook
Am D Am D
Is it "stop"? Why would it be?
Am D G C
I asked her for a hint but she just took a piss on me, oh Jesus...
Am D Am D Am D G C
|| / / | / / | / | / ||
VERSE 3:
Am D Am D
Maybe it's "rock"? Maybe it's "roll"?
Am D G C
Maybe it's "Please don't slide that rod into my penis hole"?
Am D Am D
It's not "help", it's not "dear God"
Am D G C
I found that one out when she hit me with the cattle prod, oh Jesus...
BRIDGE:
Am D G C C Cmaj9/B
( )
Now I feel so empty, and torn up inside
Am D G C
Not from guilt but from that fist she made me ride
C Am G D
It's still in there, it's not going until the safe word, I be knowing
C Am G D
But I'm blanking, and she's laughing, and her forearm's about half in
C Am
And this was my first time, I'm newly Christened
G D
When she talked safe words, I should've listened
C Am
But I was distracted, watch her undressing
G D
The fuck am I singing? Get back to guessing
Am D Am D Am D G C
|| / / | / / | / | / ||
VERSE 5/OUTRO:
Am D Am D
Is it "whip"? Is it "plume"?
Am D G C
Is it "chair"? No, I know it's not, I'm just naming shit that I see in this room
Am D Am D
I give up, "S.O.S."
Am D G
She's got her high heel on my throat and now I'm losing conscious-
5. D e n i a l
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
C D Em F G
e]---0-----2-----0-----1-----3---|
B]---1-----3-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---0-----2-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----0-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---3-----------2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
Em F C Em F C
||: / / | / / / | / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
Em F
I bought my first full-length mirror
C Em
Set it up and stood there naked looking at myself
F C
And now I want to blow my brains out
Em F C
The man I was has been replaced, now out of shape
Em F
A growing waistline, big love handles, lady hips
C
Man, what is that about?
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G F C
I was wrong for all these years
G F C
Trusting my houses other mirrors
D
Now the truth is clear as day
D F
I've got to throw that full-length one away...
CHORUS 1:
F Em F C
()
I'm in denial, denial
Em F C
Yeah, I'm in denial, denial
VERSE 2:
Em F C
Driving down the street, I pass the hourly hotel
Em F
And saw my wife inside a room with some guy
C
She was getting paid
Em F C
Straight into the room, I flew, and said
Em F
"I can't believe that you have taken on a second job here
C
as a hotel maid"
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G F C
What a selfless act of love
G F C
You're my angel from above
D
She said "Yeah, sure, and this is John"
D F
As she pulled her underwear back on...
CHORUS 2:
F Em F C
()
I'm in denial, denial
Em F C
Yeah, I'm in denial, denial
Em F C
Man, just shut up and smile, smile
Em F C
'Cause it's safer in deni-i-al
Em F C Em F C
||: / / | / / / | / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
Em F C
2016 was Orlando and Harambe and Aleppo
Em F C
And Mohammed Ali, Prince and Shandling, dead at 66
Em F C
England's shocking vote for Brexit, Bowie made his final exit
Em F C
Man, I thought this year so far has sucked a bunch of dicks
PRE-CHORUS 3:
G F C
Surely the rest will turn out great
G F C
Cut to Tuesday, November 8
D
I laughed, his odds are none to slim
D F
Who'd be shit enough to vote for him
CHORUS 3:
F Em F C
()
I was in denial, denial
Em F C
Now we're all in denial, denial
Em F C
Man, this fucking world is vile, it's vile
Em F C
But it's safer in deni-i-al
Em F C
It's safer in deni-i-al
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C G
e]---0-----0-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2---|
E]---------------3---|
INTRO:
G C Am C
||: / / | / / | / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
G C Am
The hum of a few honey bees
C G C Am
Barely the whisper of a magnolia breeze
C G C Am
Ci- -cadas chirp in their trees
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
VERSE 2:
G C Am
Cold lemonade every night
C G C Am
Why don't we skinny-dip in the moonlight?
C G C Am
Swat my sweaty neck - mosquito bite
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
G C Am C
||: / / | / / | / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
G C Am
Kids all barefoot, short bridges
C G C Am
I watch them running through fields and ditches
C G C Am
Oh Lord this mosquito bite itches
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
VERSE 4:
G C Am
Okay this is no mosquito bite
C G C Am
It's swollen up and infected, and I don't feel right
C G C Am
Must have been a spider or some poisonous mite
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
G C Am C
||: / / | / / | / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 5:
G C Am
I require immediate care
C G C Am
Somebody call an ambulance please
C G C Am
Homemade ice cream and tire swings
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
VERSE 6:
G C Am
I feel like my blood is on fire
C G C Am
Sweet baby Jesus, my blood is on fire
C G C Am
Swimming hole and my blood is on fire
C G C Am C
Summer Song, fire blood
G C Am C
||: / / | / / | / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 7:
G C Am
Where the fuck is that ambulance?
C G C Am
I am becoming seriously concerned
C G C Am
I'm also starting to hallucinate
C G C Am C
Summer squash, Cumberbatch
VERSE 8:
G C Am
I can't believe this is how it ends
C G C Am
Please tell me ex-wife I still lover her
C G C Am
I don't even care about her and Ray-Ray
C G C Am C
...Yes, I do, summer whore
VERSE 9:
G C Am
I should have hung out more with my kids
C G C Am
Especially Todd, who's had a rough time
C G C Am
Methamphetamine's a son of a bitch
C G C Am C
Skinny jeans, Shonda Rhimes
G C Am C
||: / / | / / | / / | / / :|| (x2)
BRIDGE:
G C Am C
Oh my God, I'm burning up, I'm burning up
G C Am C
My blood is on fire, my blood is on fire
G C Am C
I don't wanna die, wanna die, don't wanna die, but I'm gonna die
G C Am C
And I'm coming, I'm coming, sweet Jesus, I'm coming!
OUTRO:
G C Am
So here we are two hours later
C G C Am
Turns out I just had low blood sugar
C G C Am
The paramedics gave me cold lemonade
C G C Am
And laughed at me, which was wrong
C G C Am
Called me "pussy", but I am strong
C G C Am
And I will sing my Summer Song
C G
My Summer Song
7. T e r r i b l e G h o s t
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
Am Asus4 Bb C Dm Em Em7 F G Gsus4 G7/F G/D
e]---0-----0-----x-----0-----1-----0-----3-----1----(3)---(3)----3-----3---|
B]---1-----3-----3-----1-----3-----0-----3-----1-----3-----1-----3-----3---|
G]---2-----2-----3-----0-----2-----0-----0-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----3-----2-----0-----2-----2-----3-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----1-----3-----------2-----2-----3-----2-----2-----x---------|
E]---------------------------------0-----0-----1-----3-----3-----1---------|
INTRO:
C Em Am C Em Am Asus4
||: / / | / / / | / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
C Em Am C
Oh, I can't even wish for death, 'cause I drew my last breath
Em Am Asus4
About a thousand years ago
C Em Am C
And now all I can do is roam around somebody else's home
Em Am
Haunting people I don't know
CHORUS 1:
F G
I get sad every night
F Gsus4
And I look bad wearing white
G C
()
I'm a terrible ghost
C Em Am C Em Am
||: / / | / / / | / / | / / / :||
A really terrible ghost
VERSE 2:
C Em Am C
How I wish that I could quit, 'cause I hate all this spooky shit
Em Am Asus4
I'd rather smoke a bowl instead
C Em Am C
I don't mean to be untoward, but man, fuck a Ouija board
Em Am
I think I'll just go back to bed
CHORUS 2:
F G
And have a cry, watch TV
F Gsus4
My dad was right, he always said I'd be
G C
()
Such a terrible ghost
C Em Am C Em Am F
||: / / | / / / | / / | / / :||
BRIDGE:
F G
I dream every night that I've learned how
F G
To scare a child or two
F G
But then, when I wake up, I realise
Dm Bb C
()
I still don't know boo about being a ghost
C Em Am C Em Am
||: / / | / / / | / / | / / / :||
VERSE 3:
C Em Am
All the other ghosts are dicks, cruel to me
C Em Am Asus4
Don't get me started on those chicks, they see right through me
C Em Am Asus4 C
Man, when is it over, this sad, sad song?
Em Am
Oh, eternity? Cool, that's not very long
CHORUS 2:
F G
I don't care, I'm too forlorn
F G
It's not fair, I never asked to be born
G7/F Em7
And dead, then undead
G/D C
()
Like I said, I'm a terrible ghost
OUTRO:
C Em Am C Em Am C
|| / / | / / / | / / | / / / | ||
A really terrible ghost, fuck you dad
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 2nd Fret
CHORDS [relative to capo]:
Am C Cmaj9/B D G
e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---|
G]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----------2---|
E]---------------------------3---|
VERSE 1:
G D C Am
Pokemon, X-Men, here we go a-goddamn-gain...
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
With those queer tattoos, those with queer tattoos
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
Stars and stripes on an eagle's breast, let them foreigners know who's best
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
At queer tattoos, Ameri-queer tattoos
VERSE 2:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
You got a dreamcatcher, you got infinity, you probably got Hepatitis C
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
From those queer tatoos, those dirty, dirty queer tattoos
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
And that throat tat you think is dope... Nope!
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
It's a queer tattoo, the turtleneck of queer tattoos
INTERLUDE:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
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VERSE 3:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
Big red heart, your girlfriend's name, and under that your new girlfriend's name
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
In queer tattoo, yeah, you didn't think that through
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
The Celtic cross, yin and yang, the yin means "dark" and the yang means
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
"Dang that's a queer tattoo", not the ones that I would choose
VERSE 4/OUTRO:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
On your forehead you got a YOLO tat, you want my advice; buy a fucking hat
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
For those queer tattoos, cover up those queer tattoos
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
You got "Carpe Diem", you got "C'est la vie", you got inspiring quotes, here's one from me:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am G
No more queer tattoos, stop it with the queer tattoos
9. C o c a i n e
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Em F G
e]---0-----0-----0-----1-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
C Em
||: / / | / / / | / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
C Em
She's a Brooklyn punk rocker, he's a Jersey meathead
F G
Nothing in common - it won't last, they said
C Em
He doesn't much like her, she thinks he's a jerk
F G
What keeps them together? What makes it work?
CHORUS 1:
Am Em
Well they both love cocaine
F G
But only from midnight 'til 9
Am Em
Really love that cocaine
F G C
()
They're writing their fairytale line after line, after line
C Em
||: / / | / / / | / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
C Em
Well he gets to chopping, and she grabs the straws
F G
Now they're both wired and grinding their jaws
C Em
They pace and they chainsmoke, and ash in a cup
F G
They got nothing to say but won't shut the fuck up
CHORUS 2:
Am Em
Because of sweet, sweet cocaine
F G
To help them get over the hump
Am Em
Really need me cocaine
F G C
()
Their love ain't no smooth ride - it's bump after bump, after bump
C Em
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BRIDGE:
C Em
They're sweating and fighting, the morning sun's lurking
C Em
They tried make-up sex but his dick isn't working
C Em
The coke makes her edgy, and he's getting vicious
C Em
They both want to stop, but it smells so delicious
OUTRO:
C Em
Cocaine (cocaine)
C Em
Cocaine
C Em
Cocaine (cocaine)
C Em
Cocaine
C
Cocaine
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10. D e n z e l
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
Am C F G
e]---0-----0-----1-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----3-----2---|
E]---------------1-----3---|
INTRO:
Am G C
e]-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----------0h1p0-------------0--------------(1)----------1-------1--|
G]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-----------------------0-------0----|
D]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0-------------2h3p2-------0--------|
A]--0-------------------0h2---------3--------------------------------|
E]------------------3------------------------------------------------|
Am G C
e]-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----------0h1p0-------------0-----------1-1---1---1------------(0)-|
G]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-------0---0---0---0----------(0)---|
D]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0---------2---0---2----------------|
A]--0-------------------0h2---------3-------3---3---3----------------|
E]------------------3------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1 [Both] + Stephen:
Am G C
Some folks live a single life, so lonely
Am G C
[Thank God I've got you and you've got me]
Am G C
But if we had a pass for one night only
F C G C
[Who'd be on your list? Who'd be on your list? I'll give you three]
CHORUS 1 (Courtney) + Stephen:
F C G Am F C G
(I'll take Rob Lowe, DiCaprio, and Denzel)
F C G Am F C G
And I'll take Anne Hathaway, whoa and Beyoncé, and Denzel...
TRANSITION 1:
Am G C
||: / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2 (Courtney) + Stephen:
Am G C
Why you looking at me funny?
Am G C
You don't think Anne Hathawa- (What the fuck?)
Am G C
I'm man enough to say Denzel's a honey
F C G
And also I'm sorry but I don't subscribe to the hetero-normative idea
F C G
That human sexual expression is binary and one is either
F C G
Gay or straight but rather that one's orientation is more fluid
F C G
And most people identify between the two extremes on a continuum
F C G
So if I saw Denzel at like an airport and he winked at me
F C G C
And walked into a bathroom stall, we both know I would follow him inside
CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
F C G Am F C G
(Anyway), [Jon Snow, and Barack O., and Denzel]
F C G Am
Give me some [Rachel Dratch, and Cumberbatch]
F C G F C G
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
F C G F C G
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
F C G F C G
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
BRIDGE [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
F C G
And Christian Bale (and Denzel)
F C G
And Chuck Liddell (and Denzel)
F C G
Barbara Mandrell (and Denzel, ooh)
F C G
Denzel (ooh Denzel, ooh)
F C G
Denzel (ooh Denzel, ooh)
F C G
(Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel) and Lin-Manuel
F C G
(Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel) and Geri Halliwell
F C G
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] Denzel
F C G
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] I love you Big D
F C G
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] you're the one for me
OUTRO Stephen + (Courtney):
F C G
(Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Melle Melle Melle Melle Mel
F C G
(Denzel,) Patti LaBelle, (Denzel,) Norman Fell, (Denzel,) and motherfucking Steve Carell
F C G
(Denzel,) Dave Chappelle, (Denzel,) Richard Hell, (Denzel,) and Kenan and also Kel
F C G
Gizel- -le
F C G
Mansuel- -le
F C G
Harvey Keit- -el
F C G
Denzel
F C G
Denzel
F C G
Denzel...
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11. D e a d S e x y
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C E F G
e]---0-----0-----0-----1-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----1-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
Am E Am E
||: / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
Am E Am E
Hey there, Cleopatra - girl, I'm looking at ya
Am E C G
I like your sweet Egyptian sty- -le
Am E Am E
Forget old Caesar, I'm a proven Pharao pleaser
Am E C G
I'll make you flow like the Ni- -le
CHORUS 1:
F C
I know you're not alive
G E
But baby, that talk is jive
Am
()
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 1:
Am E Am E
||: / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
Am E Am E
Hey Jackie O, girl you're good to go
Am E C G
Take off that peacoat and that pill box lid
Am E Am E
I'm no Onassis, but I'm smooth like sweet molasses
Am E C G
I'll rock your world more than Lee Harvey did
CHORUS 2:
F C
Mamma I know you're gone
G E
But I still wanna get it on
Am
()
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 2:
Am E Am E
||: / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
Am E Am E
Hey Lady Di, my oh my oh my
Am E C G
That sexy British accent makes me purr
Am E Am E
Yeah I'm no Royal, but I can still make your blood boil
Am E C G
I'll drive you crazy like that French chauffeur
CHORUS 3:
F C
I know you're underground
G E
But, Your Highness, let's get down
Am
()
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 3:
Am E Am E
||: / / | / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 4:
Am E Am E
Hey Marie Curie, baby what's your hurry?
Am E C G
Big science brain got me under your thumb
Am E Am E
Something about ya, I really wanna in-and-out ya
Am E C G
I'll make you glow like plutoniom
CHORUS 4:
F C
I wish you didn't pass
G E
Cause I'd experiment on that ass
Am E Am
You're still dead... sexy
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Thanks for reading guys, I hope this proves useful!
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