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 Dand D  
Stephen Lynch
[Intro]
 E   G   E   G   E   G   Ax4
I've got my Etwelve-sided Gdie  and I'm Eready to Groll
With my Ewizard and my Ggoblin Acrew (strum mute)
My Efriends are coming Gover to my Emom's baseGment
Bringing Efunyuns and the Gmountain Adew (strum mute)
I've got a Ebig broad Gsword made Eout of Gcardboard
And the Estereo's a Gpumpin' AZeppelin (Whole Lotta Love) (strum mute)
It's that Etime of the Gnight  we turn Eon the blackGlight
Let the Adungeons and the dragons bGegin...
It's D and ED!G  E  G  
EFighting with the Glegends of Eyore
It's GD and ED!G  E  G  
ENever kissed a Glady befoAre (nope, whoo!)
Interlude
 E   G   E   G   E   G   Ax2
Now the ELord of the GRings, the Dark ECrystal and Gthings,
we use tEhese as a Greference Atool (strum mute)
And when we Eput on our Gcloaks and tell Ewarlock joGkes,
we’re the Ecoolest kGids in the sAchool (strum mute)
No we're not, I know
Now ETeich's a real Gbastard, but a Efair dungeon Gmaster,
He's got Ehit points and Gcharisma to lend (strum mute)
And I Erehearse in my Groom, or what I Ecall the dragon's Gtomb,
when I'm Enot out with Gmy girlfrieAnd
It’s D and EDG  E  G  
second interlude
 E   G   E   G   E   G   Ax2
It’s D&EDG  E  G  
ESummoning the Gdemons of Ehell
It’s D&EDG  E  G  
When our Eshift ends at the GTaco BAell (Gordita, Chalupa!)
Well my Emedieval Gbrother, there's Eroom here for anotGher
Would you Ecare to take a Groll of the Adie? (strum mute)
You Eguys make me Gweep you think that Eyou could Gkeep up
with a Ewarrior as Gmighty as AI? (strum mute)
See you’re in Emortal Gdanger I’m a Efirst-class Granger
whose half Egargoyle and Ghalf-elAf (strum mute)
And if Ethat doesn't Gscare you maybe EI should Gbeware you
Of what Elurks within Gmy gaming Ashelf (strum mute)
Next to my jEunior high Gannual lies my Emonster Gmanual
and my Ecustomized Gdungeon masters Ascreen (strum mute)
I've got Etreasures and Gtraps on my Egraph paper Gmaps
next to my Ethree-inch solid Gpewter figurAines (strum mute)
So if you Ethink you've got the Gballs bring on your Edungeon master Gcalls
I’ll be Eprotected by my Grobe of destrAuction (strum mute)
I will Eleave you both in Gtears because I’m the Edungeon master Ghere
And you Etwo are in Gneed of some instrAuction
It's DE&DG  E  G  
Warriors who terrify
It's D&D
Virgins till the day weeeeeeeee…
Oh, oh, oh, oh
No, No, No, No, No
1, 2, Fuck You
Dieeeee

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D And D

by Stephen Lynch

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Stephen Lynch

[Intro]

E G E G E G A

E G E G

I've got my twelve-sided die and I'm ready to roll

E G A

With my wizard and my goblin crew (strum mute)

E G E G

My friends are coming over to my mom's basement

E G A

Bringing funyuns and the mountain dew (strum mute)

E G E G

I've got a big broad sword made out of cardboard

E G A

And the stereo's a pumpin' Zeppelin (Whole Lotta Love) (strum mute)

E G E G

It's that time of the night we turn on the blacklight

A G

Let the dungeons and the dragons begin...

E G E G

It's D and D!

E G E

Fighting with the legends of yore

G E G E G

It's D and D!

E G A

Never kissed a lady before (nope, whoo!)

Interlude

E G E G E G A

E G E G

Now the Lord of the Rings, the Dark Crystal and things,

E G A

we use these as a reference tool (strum mute)

E G E G

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes,

E G A

we’re the coolest kids in the school (strum mute)

No we're not, I know

E G E G

Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master,

E G

He's got hit points and charisma to lend (strum mute)

E G E G

And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb,

E G A

when I'm not out with my girlfriend

E G E G

It’s D and D

second interlude

E G E G E G A

E G E G

It’s D&D

E G E

Summoning the demons of hell

E G E G

It’s D&D

E G A

When our shift ends at the Taco Bell (Gordita, Chalupa!)

E G E G

Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another

E G A

Would you care to take a roll of the die? (strum mute)

E G E G

You guys make me weep you think that you could keep up

E G A

with a warrior as mighty as I? (strum mute)

E G E G

See you’re in mortal danger I’m a first-class ranger

E G A

whose half gargoyle and half-elf (strum mute)

E G E G

And if that doesn't scare you maybe I should beware you

E G A

Of what lurks within my gaming shelf (strum mute)

E G E G

Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual

E G A

and my customized dungeon masters screen (strum mute)

E G E G

I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps

E G A

next to my three-inch solid pewter figurines (strum mute)

E G E G

So if you think you've got the balls bring on your dungeon master calls

E G A

I’ll be protected by my robe of destruction (strum mute)

E G E G

I will leave you both in tears because I’m the dungeon master here

E G A

And you two are in need of some instruction

E G E G

It's D&D

Warriors who terrify

It's D&D

Virgins till the day weeeeeeeee…

Oh, oh, oh, oh

No, No, No, No, No

1, 2, Fuck You

Dieeeee

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