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INTRO
A#  A  B#  B
VERSE
F#My sGweeF#t beGautF#iful GchCarming face has one fatal flaw
F#I goGt a F#fucGkinF#g abGsceCss in my fucking jaw
F#DrinGkinF#g waGter F#and GeaCting food only makes it worse
F#I stGeal F#fucGkinF#g peGrcoCcet from my momma's purse
CHORUS
A#TootAhacB#he! B(x4)
F#SwisGhinF#g waGterF#, poGppiCng pills as my face swells
F#AchiGng F#stinGginF#g thGrobCbing pain I'm out of orajel
F#AchiGng F#stinGginF#g thGrobCbing pain makes me wanna cry
F#If tGhe F#infeGctiF#on rGeacChes my brain I'm gonna fucking die
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE (slowly)
  F#    G    F#    G    F#    G   C(x4)
On a sliding scale...
A#A roAot B#canaBl, is seven hundred dollars (x4)
F#TootGhacF#he! G(x4F#)G  C  

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Toothache

by Muppet Fetish

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

INTRO

A# A B# B

VERSE

F# G F# G F# G C

My sweet beautiful charming face has one fatal flaw

F# G F# G F# G C

I got a fucking abscess in my fucking jaw

F# G F# G F# G C

Drinking water and eating food only makes it worse

F# G F# G F# G C

I steal fucking percocet from my momma's purse

CHORUS

A# A B# B

Toothache! (x4)

F# G F# G F# G C

Swishing water, popping pills as my face swells

F# G F# G F# G C

Aching stinging throbbing pain I'm out of orajel

F# G F# G F# G C

Aching stinging throbbing pain makes me wanna cry

F# G F# G F# G C

If the infection reaches my brain I'm gonna fucking die

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE (slowly)

F# G F# G F# G C

(x4)

On a sliding scale...

A# A B# B

A root canal, is seven hundred dollars (x4)

F# G F# G F# G C

Toothache! (x4)

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