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Kick A Baby

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 B   F#   G   D(repeat for whole song)
Little babies crying in grocery stores,
they crawl around all over the floor. 
One moved in right next door,
I don't think I can take it no more. 
Kick a baby kick a baby kick it some more. (x3)
Kick that little fucker all over the floor. 
I know it's not okay. 
Can't go around kicking babies all day. 
But I don't care what people say,
Jesus Christ, I love to hate.

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Kick A Baby

by Muppet Fetish

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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B F# G D

(repeat for whole song)

Little babies crying in grocery stores,

they crawl around all over the floor.

One moved in right next door,

I don't think I can take it no more.

Kick a baby kick a baby kick it some more. (x3)

Kick that little fucker all over the floor.

I know it's not okay.

Can't go around kicking babies all day.

But I don't care what people say,

Jesus Christ, I love to hate.

About Kick A Baby Chords by Muppet Fetish

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