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strumming patterns, just listen to the song or watch his Youtube video at:
 Acomment.
Standard Tuning
Capo 3rd fret
Intro:
C (Strum down once)
Verse 1:
Well CI don't want to Fmaj7be a big Cstar
                     CFamj7                             C  
And I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far
But I Gdo like to play on this Fmaj7guitar
And Gwrite these stupid songs in rental Fmaj7cars
Verse 2:
Now I'm Cheadin' to Fmaj7Los    CAngeles
And I can't stop though I Greally gotta Cpiss
'Cause I'm late for the show gotta Fmaj7go, gotta Cgo
Put the pedal top the metal and I'm Gburnin' up the Croad
Pre-chorus 1:
And I Gget there with five minutes to Fmaj7spare
And the Gpeople there don't seem to Fmaj7care
And I Cstrap on my guitar and get Fmaj7ready to cut Gloose
I Chope these Fmaj7people think that this machine pwns Gn00bs
Chorus:
I't like a Chedgehog with a Fmaj7flat can
And a Cstar for Fma7Mario
Or the Cbig dot in Fmaj7Pac-Man
Or the CKonami Fmaj7code
And it makes me feel invincible 
When I'm up there on that stage
The Cfinal boss has been destroyed
Long-distance or close-range
It's like a Gsuper sniping shotgun
And it's body armor too
And I hope everyone agrees
That Fmaj7this machine pwns Gn00bs
Verse 3:
I just Cfinished my show in Fmaj7Phoenix CA Z
God damnit if I didn't Glose my Ckeys
And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna Fmaj7hang   Cout
And go to Yogurt Land and GIn-N-COut
Pre-chorus 2:
GBut we have to wait there on the sideFmaj7walk
GEating pizza with First Fmaj7Officer Spock
And Cnow that they've Fmaj7been introGduced
I Chope they agree that Fmaj7this machine pwns Gn00bs
Chorus:
I't like a Chedgehog with a Fmaj7flat can
And a Cstar for Fma7Mario
Or the Cbig dot in Fmaj7Pac-Man
Or the CKonami Fmaj7code
And it makes me feel invincible 
When I'm up there on that stage
The Clevel boss has been destroyed
Long-distance or close-range
It's like a Gsuper sniping shotgun
And it's body armor too
And I hope everyone agrees
That Fmaj7this machine pwns Gn00bs___Fmaj7________C  

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This Machine Pwns N00Bs

by Hank Green

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 3 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

Fmaj7

Fma7

strumming patterns, just listen to the song or watch his Youtube video at:

comment.

Standard Tuning

Capo 3rd fret

Intro:

C (Strum down once)

Verse 1:

C Fmaj7 C

Well I don't want to be a big star

C C

Famj7

And I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far

G Fmaj7

But I do like to play on this guitar

G Fmaj7

And write these stupid songs in rental cars

Verse 2:

C Fmaj7 C

Now I'm headin' to Los Angeles

G C

And I can't stop though I really gotta piss

Fmaj7 C

'Cause I'm late for the show gotta go, gotta go

G C

Put the pedal top the metal and I'm burnin' up the road

Pre-chorus 1:

G Fmaj7

And I get there with five minutes to spare

G Fmaj7

And the people there don't seem to care

C Fmaj7 G

And I strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose

C Fmaj7 G

I hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs

Chorus:

C Fmaj7

I't like a hedgehog with a flat can

C Fma7

And a star for Mario

C Fmaj7

Or the big dot in Pac-Man

C Fmaj7

Or the Konami code

And it makes me feel invincible

When I'm up there on that stage

The final boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range

It's like a super sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees

Fmaj7 G

That this machine pwns n00bs

Verse 3:

C Fmaj7 C

I just finished my show in Phoenix A Z

G C

God damnit if I didn't lose my keys

Fmaj7 C

And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna hang out

G C

And go to Yogurt Land and In-N-Out

Pre-chorus 2:

G Fmaj7

But we have to wait there on the sidewalk

G Fmaj7

Eating pizza with First Officer Spock

C Fmaj7 G

And now that they've been introduced

C Fmaj7 G

I hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs

Chorus:

C Fmaj7

I't like a hedgehog with a flat can

C Fma7

And a star for Mario

C Fmaj7

Or the big dot in Pac-Man

C Fmaj7

Or the Konami code

And it makes me feel invincible

When I'm up there on that stage

The level boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range

It's like a super sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees

Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 C

That this machine pwns n00bs___________

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