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Mules Are So Half Ass

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Standard Tuning
Intro:
Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.
Verse 1:
The mink lost her Fmaj7furry scarf, she Gsaid it was Cstolen,
The shoe salesman Fmaj7wanted to help, 'cause Ghe had so much Csole,
But Fmaj7then his whole left Gside fell off, but Che's all right now,
The Fmaj7pregnant heifer Gsaw it happen, Cyeah, she had a Gcow,
Chorus:
And the CC O Fmaj72 delivery Gguy always gives me Cgas,
And I really hate Fmaj7mules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,
Yeah, I really hate Fmaj7mules Gbecause they're so half-Cass. 
Verse 2:
The bike can't stand up Fmaj7by itself, it Gsays it's two-Ctired,
The human cannonFmaj7ball was late for Gwork and he got Cfired,
And Fmaj7if your pants are Gtoo big you'll get Cexposed in the end,
And Fmaj7if you crash your Gfancy car you'll Csee how a mercedez Gbends,
Chorus:
And the CC O Fmaj72 delivery Gguy always gives me Cgas,
And I really hate Fmaj7mules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,
Yeah, I really hate Fmaj7mules Gbecause they're so half-Cass. 
Verse 3:
I forgot how to throw a Fmaj7boomerang, but Gthen it came back to Cme,
It's just like riding a Fmaj7bike, or Gplaying with your Cwii,
If Fmaj7you don't pay your Gexcorcist, Cyou'll get repossessed,
The Fmaj7pirate shot himGself so he could Chave that dead man's Gchest,
Chorus:
And the CC O Fmaj72 delivery Gguy always gives me Cgas,
And I really hate Fmaj7mules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,
Yeah, I really hate Fmaj7mules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,
Yeah, I really hate Fmaj7mules Gbecause they're so half-Cass,
Yeah, I really hate Fmaj7mules Gbecause they're so half-Cass. 

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Mules Are So Half Ass

by Hank Green

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Fmaj7

spastic strumming style or the timing of the song, just listen to the song

Standard Tuning

Intro:

Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.

Verse 1:

Fmaj7 G C

The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen,

Fmaj7 G C

The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole,

Fmaj7 G C

But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now,

Fmaj7 G C G

The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,

Chorus:

C Fmaj7 G C

And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,

Fmaj7 G C

And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,

Fmaj7 G C

Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.

Verse 2:

Fmaj7 G C

The bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-tired,

Fmaj7 G C

The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired,

Fmaj7 G C

And if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end,

Fmaj7 G C G

And if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends,

Chorus:

C Fmaj7 G C

And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,

Fmaj7 G C

And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,

Fmaj7 G C

Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.

Verse 3:

Fmaj7 G C

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me,

Fmaj7 G C

It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,

Fmaj7 G C

If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get repossessed,

Fmaj7 G C G

The pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man's chest,

Chorus:

C Fmaj7 G C

And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,

Fmaj7 G C

And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,

Fmaj7 G C

Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,

Fmaj7 G C

Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,

Fmaj7 G C

Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.

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