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Roadkill Christmas

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[Intro]
D A Dsus4
[Verse 1]
DGot my dog and a 6-pack inAside my truck
My wife rides in the back because Dshe won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights and though it Gmight be a sin
GI gunned the Dmotor and Arun over Dhim
[Chorus 1]
It's a GRoadAkill DChristmas
GVenison ApretendeDrized
It's a GRoadAkill BmChristmaGs
'Cause they Dfreeze when the Alights hit their Deyes
[Verse 2]
She Dloaded him into the Aback of the truck
I was driving us home, that's when Dhe done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my Grear-view mirror
My Gwife was a-Dwrestlin' Awith a mad Ddeer
[Chorus 2]
It's a GRoadAkill DChristmas
She had Gfifty Apounds over Dhim
It's a GRoadAkill BmChristmaGs
It was Dno time 'til Ashe had him Dpinned
[Verse 3]
By the Dtime we got home, he Awas her pet
That night, he slept on my Dside of the bed
I had to spend the night out Gin my truck
But I Ghad some Dbeer, so I Adidn't give a... Ddarn
*JEFF Boy, Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*
[Verse 4]
A Dcouple days later, I Amade him a deal
If he worked for me, then he would not Dbe my next meal
I covered his antlers with Gfoil and then,
I Gplugged the T.V. Dcable inAto his rear Dend
[Chorus 3]
It's a GRoadAkill DChristmas
Every GSunday, he's Aup on my Droof
It's a GRoadAkill BmChristmaGs
I get DNASCAR and the ANFL, Dtoo.
[Chorus 4]
It's a GRoadAkill DChristmas
That Gdumb deer Achanged my Dlife
It's a GRoadAkill BmChristmaGs
Next Dtime, I'll run Aover my Dwife!
[Outro]
D G D

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Roadkill Christmas

by Jeff Dunham

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Chords in this song · guitar

Dsus4

[Intro]

D A Dsus4

[Verse 1]

D A

Got my dog and a 6-pack inside my truck

My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up

There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin

G D A D

I gunned the motor and run over him

[Chorus 1]

G A D

It's a Roadkill Christmas

G A D

Venison pretenderized

G A Bm G

It's a Roadkill Christmas

D A D

'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes

[Verse 2]

D A

She loaded him into the back of the truck

I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up

I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror

G D A D

My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer

[Chorus 2]

G A D

It's a Roadkill Christmas

G A D

She had fifty pounds over him

G A Bm G

It's a Roadkill Christmas

D A D

It was no time 'til she had him pinned

[Verse 3]

D A

By the time we got home, he was her pet

That night, he slept on my side of the bed

I had to spend the night out in my truck

G D A D

But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn

*JEFF Boy, Bubba J, that was close.*

*Bubba J Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*

[Verse 4]

D A

A couple days later, I made him a deal

If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal

I covered his antlers with foil and then,

G D A D

I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end

[Chorus 3]

G A D

It's a Roadkill Christmas

G A D

Every Sunday, he's up on my roof

G A Bm G

It's a Roadkill Christmas

D A D

I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.

[Chorus 4]

G A D

It's a Roadkill Christmas

G A D

That dumb deer changed my life

G A Bm G

It's a Roadkill Christmas

D A D

Next time, I'll run over my wife!

[Outro]

D G D

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