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Jingle Bombs

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GRushing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my Cback
AmI have a nasty plan, for D7Christmas in the GIraq
I Cgot through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
That's Amwhen I got sGhot in the ass by the UD7.S. militaGry, D7OH!
CHORUS
GJingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
CWhere are all the Gvirgins that Bin A7Laden promised D7me
GJingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
CThe only thing that GI have left is this towel upon my head
GI used to be a man, but every time I cougCh
AmThanks to uncle D7Sam my nuts keep falling ofGf
My bombing days are done, I need to find some Cwork
PerAmhaps it would be much Gsafer as a convD7enience store night Gclerk, D7OH!
GJingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't Claugh at me beGcause I'm dead or D7I kDill yGou!

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Jingle Bombs

by Jeff Dunham

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Standard tuning

G C

Rushing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back

Am D7 G

I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in the Iraq

I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B

Am G D7 G D7

That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military, OH!

CHORUS

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see

C G A7 D7

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead

C G

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

G C

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Am D7 G

Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Am G D7 G D7

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk, OH!

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed

C G D7 D G

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

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