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This is a funny song by Stephen Lynch. Its a song to sing when you are with friends. I 
you have as much fun with this song as I have :D
You Asay thats you're leaving but Gjust for a Dday
The cAompany wants you to fGly to DLA
So you lAeave me alone and i sGit and i sDay
WGhat will i Ddo toAday
            G        D   A(This one is picked)
Today while you're away
I will...
GSniff all your underwear
DDress in your Aclothes
GPleasure myself inside your DpantyAhose
GI know it's not easy
DTo leave me Aalone
GBut it's more fun
DWhen you're not Ahome
GYeah it's more fun Dwhen you're not Ahome
I will
Guse all your tampons
DSoil your Apajamas.
GMake obscene phone calls
Dto both of your Agrandmas
GI know it's not easy to Dleave me Aalone.
GBut it's more fun Dwhen you're not Ahome
GYeah its more fun Dwhen you're not Ahome

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When Youre Not Home

by Stephen Lynch

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This is a funny song by Stephen Lynch. Its a song to sing when you are with friends. I

you have as much fun with this song as I have :D

A G D

You say thats you're leaving but just for a day

A G D

The company wants you to fly to LA

A G D

So you leave me alone and i sit and i say

G D A

What will i do today

G D A

(This one is picked)

Today while you're away

I will...

Sniff all your underwear

D A

Dress in your clothes

G D A

Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose

I know it's not easy

D A

To leave me alone

But it's more fun

D A

When you're not home

G D A

Yeah it's more fun when you're not home

I will

use all your tampons

D A

Soil your pajamas.

Make obscene phone calls

D A

to both of your grandmas

G D A

I know it's not easy to leave me alone.

G D A

But it's more fun when you're not home

G D A

Yeah its more fun when you're not home

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