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                              B o w l i n g   G o d
                          ( R A D I O   V E R S I O N )
                            S T E P H E N   L Y N C H
   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
   +---------------------------------------------------------------+
Standard E Tuning, Capo 1st Fret [All chords relative to Capo]
 CHORDS USED:
e]--A0----C0----D2----E0----G3--Gmaj9--3--|
B]--2----1----3----0----0----0--|
G]--2----0----2----1----0----0--|
D]--2----2----0----2----0----0--|
A]--0----3---------2----2----0--|
E]-----------------0----3----2--|
 INTRO:
   B-  G(x4)
 VERSE 1:
  YBooouuGuu wBatch me oGn your BT.V.G  B  G  
  SBaaaGying thBat my jGob is eBasyG  B  G  
  SBaaaGying BI am nGot athlBeticG  B  G  
  YBooouuGuu thinBk my spGort's pathBeticG  B  G  Gmaj9  
  EBut you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling BshoeGs
 INTERLUDE:
   B-  G(x3)
 VERSE 2:
  SBoooooGoo I dBon't get aGll the lBadiesG  B  G  
  ABaaannGnd my clBothes are frGom the 'B80sG  B  G  
  BI'mmmGmmm knBown throughoGut the vBalliesG  B  G  Gmaj9  
  EAs the prophet of the alleys
 CHORUS 1:
  AAnd as I rEoll the bCall I cAry, "Let me bEowl or lCet me dAie!"
  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling GAod
  The smell of rEesin gCets my hAigh, kiss those fEucking pCins goodbAye!
  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling, the Bowling... GBodG  
 INTERLUDE:
   B-  G(x3)
 VERSE 3:
  GBoooooGot a bBall that's smGooth and aBll blGackB  G  
  I kBeeeeeGep it Bin my lGucky bBall-sackG  B  G  
  I gBeeeeeGet a fBeeling iGn my sBoulG  B  G  Gmaj9  
  EAs I finger every hole...
 CHORUS 2:
  AAnd as I rEoll the bCall I cAry, "Let me bEowl or lCet me dAie!"
  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling GAod
  The smell of rEesin gCets my hAigh, kiss those fEucking pCins goodbAye!
  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling, the Bowling...
 BRIDGE:
  NBot a single mGan will try to bBeat Almighty MGalachi
  ABll who challenge mGe are slain B- "Come on, fuckers, pGick a lane!"
  MBarshall Holman, GGary Dickens; gBet in line for yGour ass kickins'
  JBohn Petraglia, NGorm Duke; yBou're so lame it mGakes me puke
  WBho among the prGo-bowl sector dBares to don his wrGist protector?
  NBot that pussy, NGelson Burton; tBells me that his wrGist is hurtin'
  "HBey, Mark Roth and EGarl 'The Pearl', are you scBared to give the bGall a hurl?"
  How abBout 'Dicky' Weber and hGis son, Pete? I'll tBurn the motherfuckers to crGeam of wheat!
 CHORUS 3:
  AAnd as I rEoll the bCall I cAry, "Let me bEowl or lCet me dAie!"
  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling GAod
  The smell of rEesin gCets my hAigh, kiss those fEucking pCins goodbAye!
  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling, the Bowling...
  The Bowling GAoooEoooCooooAoooEoooCd! YeAeeeEeeeCeaaaGaaah! DThe Bowling.A.. God

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Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God

by Stephen Lynch

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 1 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

Gmaj9

B o w l i n g G o d

( R A D I O V E R S I O N )

S T E P H E N L Y N C H

+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+

+---------------------------------------------------------------+

Standard E Tuning, Capo 1st Fret [All chords relative to Capo]

CHORDS USED:

A C D E G Gmaj9

e]--0----0----2----0----3----3--|

B]--2----1----3----0----0----0--|

G]--2----0----2----1----0----0--|

D]--2----2----0----2----0----0--|

A]--0----3---------2----2----0--|

E]-----------------0----3----2--|

INTRO:

B G

- (x4)

VERSE 1:

B G B G B G B G

Yooouuuu watch me on your T.V.

B G B G B G B G

Saaaying that my job is easy

B G B G B G B G

Saaaying I am not athletic

B G B G B G B G Gmaj9

Yooouuuu think my sport's pathetic

E B G

But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes

INTERLUDE:

B G

- (x3)

VERSE 2:

B G B G B G B G

Sooooooo I don't get all the ladies

B G B G B G B G

Aaaannnd my clothes are from the '80s

B G B G B G B G Gmaj9

I'mmmmmm known throughout the vallies

As the prophet of the alleys

CHORUS 1:

A E C A E C A

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"

E C G D A

I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God

E C A E C A

The smell of resin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye!

E C G D B G

I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling, the Bowling... God

INTERLUDE:

B G

- (x3)

VERSE 3:

B G B G B G B G

Goooooot a ball that's smooth and all black

B G B G B G B G

I keeeeeep it in my lucky ball-sack

B G B G B G B G Gmaj9

I geeeeeet a feeling in my soul

As I finger every hole...

CHORUS 2:

A E C A E C A

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"

E C G D A

I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God

E C A E C A

The smell of resin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye!

E C G D

I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling, the Bowling...

BRIDGE:

B G B G

Not a single man will try to beat Almighty Malachi

B G B G

All who challenge me are slain - "Come on, fuckers, pick a lane!"

B G B G

Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens; get in line for your ass kickins'

B G B G

John Petraglia, Norm Duke; you're so lame it makes me puke

B G B G

Who among the pro-bowl sector dares to don his wrist protector?

B G B G

Not that pussy, Nelson Burton; tells me that his wrist is hurtin'

B G B G

"Hey, Mark Roth and Earl 'The Pearl', are you scared to give the ball a hurl?"

B G B G

How about 'Dicky' Weber and his son, Pete? I'll turn the motherfuckers to cream of wheat!

CHORUS 3:

A E C A E C A

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"

E C G D A

I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God

E C A E C A

The smell of resin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye!

E C G D

I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling, the Bowling...

A E C A E C A E C G D A

The Bowling Gooooooooooooooood! Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah! The Bowling... God

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