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D i r t y S a n c h e z
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
e]--A0----Am0----C0----Dm1----E0----E70---Em7-0----F1----G3--|
B]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|
G]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|
D]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|
E]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|
INTRO:
Am- Dm, Dm- E, E- Am
Am- Dm, Dm- E, Am
VERSE 1:
I Ammet a senorita and she wDmas so-a sweet-a
So I apprEoached and asked her for a little dAmance
She tAmurned and gave a smile, and then she shDmook it for a while
And I knEew I had to get into her.Am.. pants
VERSE 2:
So for hAmours we were grinding, her bDmeauty was so blinding
I suggEested to mi casa we must Amgo
Her bAmody's ripe and sweaty; she sDmaid “I think I’m ready”
And that’s whEen our love had begun to grAmow
VERSE 3:
I turned Amon some music salsa, and spread colDmogne upon my balls, and
Was a-rEeady for this girl to meet her dAmoom
The cAmandles set the mood, "I hope you Dmdo not think I’m rude"
As I gEently show the way to papás rAoom...
CHORUS 1:
N/ C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
OhhGhhhhh – that’s the Dirty SCanchez
"PlEm7ease don't thAink that I am crass, love that fFinger in your ass"
OhhGhhhhh – love the Dirty SCanchezEm7
I hAope you see the truth; finger lFooks like... Baby Ruth
OhhGhhhhh – in the Dirty SCanchez
YEm7our lAife will be complete, nothing eFver smelled as sweet
EN/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
("That's fucking disgusting")
As The Dirty SEanchez.E7..!
VERSE 4:
I was lAmooking for another babe to be my lDmittle Sanchez Slave
I found an aEctress; she was needy as can Ambe
So I Amput on all my charm, "Don’t want to cDmause you no alarm"
"But you’re the mEost bonita girl I’ve ever sAmeen"
VERSE 5:
Am DmN/C
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
She was a swEeet young thing, but ready for a trAmick
I had a sAmhot - she had one too; it was the prDmoper thing to do
And then I gEave her hungry brown eye once we lAeft...
CHORUS 2:
N/ C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
OhhGhhhhh – that’s the Dirty SCanchez
YEm7our lAife will be complete, nothing eFver smelled as sweet
EN/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
As The Dirty SEanchez.E7..!
VERSE 6:
My GAmod, it was beyond control; I couldn’t gDmet enough... butt hole
And thEen I found my perfect little mAmatch
She had a LAmatin ass; divine! She promised Dmit would all be mine!
But fEirst she had a certain itch to scAmratch...
VERSE 7:
She said, “I hAmave one small request to put Dmour love to the test"
"You’re my bEig strong caballero, yes it’s tAmrue"
"I’ll let you rAmavage my behind but, mi aDmmor, if you don’t mind"
EN/ C Am
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"
VERSE 8:
"So, now bAmaby you bend over and you aDmct like my dog, Rover"
"I got a nEegros strap-on dildio especAmial!"
She pulled Amout a jar of jelly and then she thDmrew me on my belly
And slEathered up my tight virgin canAmal...
BRIDGE:
SAmhe dug her finger up my ass.Dm.. and smeared it on my upper lip
OEooooohh - that’s a Dirty SaAmnchez!
It hurt my tender balloon knot.Dm.. the farther up her finger got
EOoo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty SAmanchez...!
Until the pain came to my eyes.Dm.. and a quiver in my thighs
.E.. Surprise! I like the Dirty SAmanchez!
CHORUS 3:
That arAoma I know well made my hFeart begin to swell
Ah, hGell! We love the Dirty SCanchez!
Em7I shoved my fAinger up his ass, and smeared Fon his upper lip
OhhGhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty SCanchez'
(AnEm7d I give him nAine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
a Rusty TrombFone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
OhhGhhhhh – in the Dirty SEanchez
N/ C Am Dm E Am
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...
OUTRO:
N/C
Dirty Sanchez!
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Dirty Sanchez
by Stephen Lynch
Chords in this song · guitar
A
Am
C
Dm
E
E7
Em7
F
G
D i r t y S a n c h e z
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A Am C Dm E E7 Em7 F G
e]--0----0----0----1----0----0----0----1----3--|
B]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|
G]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|
D]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|
E]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|
INTRO:
Am Dm Dm E E Am
- , - , -
Am Dm Dm E Am
- , - ,
VERSE 1:
Am Dm
I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a
E Am
So I approached and asked her for a little dance
Am Dm
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while
E Am
And I knew I had to get into her... pants
VERSE 2:
Am Dm
So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding
E Am
I suggested to mi casa we must go
Am Dm
Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready”
E Am
And that’s when our love had begun to grow
VERSE 3:
Am Dm
I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and
E Am
Was a-ready for this girl to meet her doom
Am Dm
The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude"
E A
As I gently show the way to papás room...
CHORUS 1:
C A F
N/
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
"Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass"
G C Em7
Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez
A F
I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth
G C
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E C
N/
Ohhh.. [inhale]
C
N/
("That's fucking disgusting")
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 4:
Am Dm
I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave
E Am
I found an actress; she was needy as can be
Am Dm
So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm"
E Am
"But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen"
VERSE 5:
Am Dm C
N/
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
E Am
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick
Am Dm
I had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do
E A
And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...
CHORUS 2:
C A F
N/
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E C
N/
Ohhh.. [inhale]
C
N/
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 6:
Am Dm
My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole
E Am
And then I found my perfect little match
Am Dm
She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine!
E Am
But first she had a certain itch to scratch...
VERSE 7:
Am Dm
She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test"
E Am
"You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true"
Am Dm
"I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind"
E C Am
N/
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"
VERSE 8:
Am Dm
"So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover"
E Am
"I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!"
Am Dm
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
E Am
And slathered up my tight virgin canal...
BRIDGE:
Am Dm
She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip
E Am
Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
Dm
It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got
E Am
Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...!
Dm
Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs
E Am
... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
CHORUS 3:
A F
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell
G C
Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez!
Em7 A F
I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez'
Em7 A
(And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
F
a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
G E
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
C Am Dm E Am
N/
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...
OUTRO:
C
N/
Dirty Sanchez!
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