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Tempo 80 BPMVol

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1 index2 middle3 ring4 pinkyO openSpace = play/pause

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Tuning:  Standard
Intro/Verse:  When you see the x's, slap the strings.  Play 3x during the verse's, and 
intro is included in the first verse.
e|---------3------x------3------3------0------0------------------------------|
B|---------3------x------3------3------0----------0--------------------------|
G|----------------x------4------4------0--------------0----------------------|
D|----------------x------5------5------2------------------2------------------|
A|--2-------------x------5------5------2----------------------2--------------|
E|--3-------------x------3------3------0--------------------------0----------|
e|--------------0---------------3p0------------------------------------------|
B|------1---------------1-------------1--------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------2----------------------------------|
D|------2-------2-------2---2-----------------2------------------------------|
A|--0-------0-------0--------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Verse 1 Lyrics:
Chorus 1:
EmAnd sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as Cwood.D  
EmAnd sometimes, your disappointed in my Cmanly hDood.
CI can't take it please, Dfake it for me.
Verse 2 Lyrics:
Chorus 2:
EmAnd I know, that the porno movies make Cya fDeel cheap
EmAnd sometimes, you finish while I'm fast Casleep, Dbaby.
CI can't take it please, Dfake it for me.
Play intro 1x here.
Bridge:
CTry so hard to bDe a man but, Gso damn Dhard to please.
CDoesn't help to know Dthat your best frienGd, runs on Dbatteries.
CI can't take it please, Dfake it for me.
Chorus 3:
EmEven though, my love's a little Cpremature, Dyeah.
EmWhen you call me, Mr. Softy I get CinsecurDe.
CI can't take it please, Dfake it for me.
Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off.
This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern.
| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note
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For Me

by Stephen Lynch

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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tuning: Standard

Intro/Verse: When you see the x's, slap the strings. Play 3x during the verse's, and

intro is included in the first verse.

e|---------3------x------3------3------0------0------------------------------|

B|---------3------x------3------3------0----------0--------------------------|

G|----------------x------4------4------0--------------0----------------------|

D|----------------x------5------5------2------------------2------------------|

A|--2-------------x------5------5------2----------------------2--------------|

E|--3-------------x------3------3------0--------------------------0----------|

e|--------------0---------------3p0------------------------------------------|

B|------1---------------1-------------1--------------------------------------|

G|----------------------------------------2----------------------------------|

D|------2-------2-------2---2-----------------2------------------------------|

A|--0-------0-------0--------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1 Lyrics:

Chorus 1:

Em C D

And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood.

Em C D

And sometimes, your disappointed in my manly hood.

C D

I can't take it please, fake it for me.

Verse 2 Lyrics:

Chorus 2:

Em C D

And I know, that the porno movies make ya feel cheap

Em C D

And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast asleep, baby.

C D

I can't take it please, fake it for me.

Play intro 1x here.

Bridge:

C D G D

Try so hard to be a man but, so damn hard to please.

C D G D

Doesn't help to know that your best friend, runs on batteries.

C D

I can't take it please, fake it for me.

Chorus 3:

Em C D

Even though, my love's a little premature, yeah.

Em C D

When you call me, Mr. Softy I get insecure.

C D

I can't take it please, fake it for me.

Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off.

This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern.

| / slide up

| \ slide down

| h hammer-on

| p pull-off

| ~ vibrato

| + harmonic

| x Mute note

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