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Mixer At Delta Chi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Stephen Lynch
from "The Craig Machine" (2005)
   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
   + This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his     +
   + interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for    +
   + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
   + be duplicated for use with other websites without written     +
   + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy.               +
   +---------------------------------------------------------------+
NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings
with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song
is a barré or power chord.
       CHORDS USED
(in order of first appearance):
e]--Cx---Ax--F5-x--G#5-x---G5x--A#5-x--|
B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|
A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|
E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|
 INTRO:
 C-  A(x2)
 C-  A-  F5- G#5  
 VERSE 1:
ICt's College tAime again, SCeptember's Aalmost here
HCanging with frAeshmen girls, F5frat party kG#5egs of beer
CI see a gAirl I'm wanting, mCixer at DAelta Chi
CWe take some Aoxycontin; F5Dave Matthew gG#5ettin' high
 PRE-CHORUS 1:
G5And then as F5I undress her, G5and start my stF5imulus
G5She says, "But wF5ait, Professor.
TG5his wasn't G#5on the sA#5yllabCus?".A..
 CHORUS 1:
CI'm the bAad profCessorA  
CI'm the bAad profCessor!A  
CA tenured tAitty carCesserA  
CI'm a G#5bad, bG5ad mCan..A.
 INTERLUDE:
 C-   A(x3)
 VERSE 2:
TCutor her at mAy apartment, tCurns into Aa slow dance
"HCey baby, whAat's your minor? GF5ot your majorG#5in' my pants.
CI love her stAudent body, sChe wants a bAetter grade
CI say, "If yAou roll over F5I'll throw in FinG#5ancial Aid.G5..
 PRE-CHORUS 2:
G5"I hope you've boned up fF5or your midterm
G5If you want, I can hF5elp you cram
DG5on't give a shF5it about the essay-tG5est
So let's skip it and G#5get to the A#5oral exCam!".A..
 CHORUS 2:
CI'm the bAad profCessor,A  
CI'm the bAad profCessor!A  
YCour money's Aon the drCesserA  
IC'm a G#5bad, bG5ad... mCan!

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Mixer At Delta Chi

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A#5

Mixer At Delta Chi

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

by Stephen Lynch

from "The Craig Machine" (2005)

+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+

+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +

+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +

+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +

+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +

+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +

+---------------------------------------------------------------+

NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings

with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song

is a barré or power chord.

CHORDS USED

(in order of first appearance):

C A F5 G#5 G5 A#5

e]--x---x---x---x---x---x--|

B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|

G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|

D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|

A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|

E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|

INTRO:

C A

- (x2)

C A F5 G#5

- - -

VERSE 1:

C A C A

It's College time again, September's almost here

C A F5 G#5

Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer

C A C A

I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi

C A F5 G#5

We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high

PRE-CHORUS 1:

G5 F5 G5 F5

And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus

G5 F5

She says, "But wait, Professor.

G5 G#5 A#5 C A

This wasn't on the syllabus?"...

CHORUS 1:

C A C A

I'm the bad professor

C A C A

I'm the bad professor!

C A C A

A tenured titty caresser

C G#5 G5 C A

I'm a bad, bad man...

INTERLUDE:

C A

- (x3)

VERSE 2:

C A C A

Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance

C A F5 G#5

"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.

C A C A

I love her student body, she wants a better grade

C A F5 G#5 G5

I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...

PRE-CHORUS 2:

G5 F5

"I hope you've boned up for your midterm

G5 F5

If you want, I can help you cram

G5 F5 G5

Don't give a shit about the essay-test

G#5 A#5 C A

So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...

CHORUS 2:

C A C A

I'm the bad professor,

C A C A

I'm the bad professor!

C A C A

Your money's on the dresser

C G#5 G5 C

I'm a bad, bad... man!

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