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Step 1 / 264Position: 3
1 index2 middle3 ring4 pinkyO open
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
e]--A5x----C5x----D5x----E5x----F5x----G3----G5x--|
B]--x----x----x----x----x----0----x--|
G]--x----5----7----x----x----0----x--|
D]--7----5----7----2----3----0----5--|
A]--7----3----5----2----3----2----5--|
E]--5----3----5----0----1----3----3--|
N/C = No Chord
INTRO:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
VERSE 1:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Charlie Brown had a big block head, wore a stripey sweater every day (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5C5/D5
Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5C5/D5
Flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree (Ah-oh)
And the little rA5ed-headed girl wouldn't gC5ive no play to poor Chuck G5B...
They wF5ere the baddest fuckers in the fE5unny papers... PGEANUTS!
VERSE 2:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Onto a security blanket, Linus Van Pelt would latch (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5C5/D5
Snuggled up to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5C5/D5
Had a stalker named Sally Brown and she always tried to get her some (Ah-oh)
She loved the way he knew the mA5eaning of Christmas
And the sC5exy way he sucked that thG5umb...
Well, MF5arma Duke's a homo; Garfield E5is a pussy... PGEANUTS!
CHORUS 1:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
e|--D5------A5------C5------G5------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x2)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
e|--D5------A5------C5------G5----------|--F5----------E5------G3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--7777--------5555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--5555--7777--3333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5A bunch of kA5ids trying C5to be frG5ee
TD5ake my haA5nd and lC5et's dG5ance now
D5Under ChA5arlie's shitty ChrC5istmas TrG5ee
.F5..............E5............. PGEANUTS!
VERSE 3:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Oh, Marcy was best friends with Patty, Patty Peppermint (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5C5/D5
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5C5/D5
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean (Ah-oh)
All the teachers said "A5Wah wah wha wha wha" - wC5hat does that shit mG5ean?
Well, BF5ig Bird ain't the only yellow bE5ird in town... WGOODSTOCK!
CHORUS 2:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
e|--D5------A5------C5------G5------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x2)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
e|--D5------A5------C5------G5----------|--F5----------E5------G3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--7777--------5555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--5555--7777--3333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
PD5oor Charlie BA5rown, you will nC5ever get lG5aid
D5It's so hA5ard to gC5et pG5ussy
WhD5en you're the bA5aldest kid in sC5econd grG5ade
.F5..............E5............. PGEANUTS!
VERSE 4:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence (Ah-oh)
C5/D5 A5
C5 G5 C5/D5
A5 C5 G5C5/D5
You know the ladies love some Schroeder 'cause he played the '88s real good (Ah-oh)
And Franklin was a rA5eal cool cat, but the oC5nly brother in that hG5ood...
SF5ometimes you have to shout "Good grief" unE5to the heavens... GGOOD GRIEF!
CHORUS 3:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
e|--D5------A5------C5------G5------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x3)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
SD5noopy fA5ly your plane and fC5ly it qG5uick
D5You're the World A5War I FC5lying G5Ace
D5Make Red BA5aron suck that BC5eagle dG5ick, yeah!
BRIDGE:
e|--D5------A5------C5------G5------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x4)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5La na na, A5na na na, C5naa G5naaa
D5La na na A5naa.......C5....G5.....
D5La na na, A5na na na, C5naa G5naaa
D5Laa na A5naa... oC5hh-ohh-G5oooohhh
OUTRO:
e|--D5------A5------C5------G5------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x3)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
e|--D5------A5-----C5----G5------|
B|-----------------------|
G|--7777-------55--------|
D|--7777--777--55--5~~~--|
A|--5555--777--33--5~~~--|
E|--5555--555--33--3~~~--|
D5Oh PA5eanuts, cC5razy PG5eanuts
D5A bunch of kA5ids trying C5to be frG5ee
TD5ake my haA5nd and lC5et's dG5ance now
D5Under ChA5arlie's shitty ChrC5istmas TrG5ee...
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Crazy Peanuts
by Stephen Lynch
Chords in this song · guitar
A5
C5
D5
E5
F5
G
G5
D
A
E
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A5 C5 D5 E5 F5 G G5
e]--x----x----x----x----x----3----x--|
B]--x----x----x----x----x----0----x--|
G]--x----5----7----x----x----0----x--|
D]--7----5----7----2----3----0----5--|
A]--7----3----5----2----3----2----5--|
E]--5----3----5----0----1----3----3--|
N/C = No Chord
INTRO:
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
C5/D5
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
VERSE 1:
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
C5/D5
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Charlie Brown had a big block head, wore a stripey sweater every day (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
Flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
And the little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B...
F5 E5 G
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers... PEANUTS!
VERSE 2:
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
C5/D5
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Onto a security blanket, Linus Van Pelt would latch (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
Snuggled up to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
Had a stalker named Sally Brown and she always tried to get her some (Ah-oh)
A5
She loved the way he knew the meaning of Christmas
C5 G5
And the sexy way he sucked that thumb...
F5 E5 G
Well, Marma Duke's a homo; Garfield is a pussy... PEANUTS!
CHORUS 1:
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x2)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--7777--------5555------------|------------------0-0--|
D
|--7777--7777--5555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A
|--5555--7777--3333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E
|--5555--5555--3333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 A5 C5 G5
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5 A5 C5 G5
Take my hand and let's dance now
D5 A5 C5 G5
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree
F5 E5 G
............................ PEANUTS!
VERSE 3:
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
C5/D5
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Oh, Marcy was best friends with Patty, Patty Peppermint (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
All the teachers said "Wah wah wha wha wha" - what does that shit mean?
F5 E5 G
Well, Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town... WOODSTOCK!
CHORUS 2:
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x2)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--7777--------5555------------|------------------0-0--|
D
|--7777--7777--5555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A
|--5555--7777--3333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E
|--5555--5555--3333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 A5 C5 G5
Poor Charlie Brown, you will never get laid
D5 A5 C5 G5
It's so hard to get pussy
D5 A5 C5 G5
When you're the baldest kid in second grade
F5 E5 G
............................ PEANUTS!
VERSE 4:
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
C5/D5
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence (Ah-oh)
C5/D5 A5
C5 G5 C5/D5
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
You know the ladies love some Schroeder 'cause he played the '88s real good (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
And Franklin was a real cool cat, but the only brother in that hood...
F5 E5 G
Sometimes you have to shout "Good grief" unto the heavens... GOOD GRIEF!
CHORUS 3:
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x3)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
A5 C5 G5
C5/D5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 A5 C5 G5
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
D5 A5 C5 G5
You're the World War I Flying Ace
D5 A5 C5 G5
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick, yeah!
BRIDGE:
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x4)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
La na na, na na na, naa naaa
D5 A5 C5 G5
La na na naa................
D5 A5 C5 G5
La na na, na na na, naa naaa
D5 A5 C5 G5
Laa na naa... ohh-ohh-oooohhh
OUTRO:
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x3)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|--7777-------55--------|
D|--7777--777--55--5~~~--|
A|--5555--777--33--5~~~--|
E|--5555--555--33--3~~~--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 A5 C5 G5
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5 A5 C5 G5
Take my hand and let's dance now
D5 A5 C5 G5
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree...
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