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Chords:
      A(x02220)     F#m(244222)
  Asus4(x02230)
     Bm(x24432)
      E(022100)
      D(xx0232)
You need a capo on the first fret.
Intro:
A  Asus4
Verse 1:
My lBmady gives biErth tAoday
I rBmun to her roEom right aAway
She smBmiles with gElee, and hF#mands her to mDe
I loDok at my newborn and sEay
Chorus:
DaAmn that's an uBmgly baEby
DaAmn that's an uBmgly ass bEaby
I'm feBmeling quite conEcerned, my seF#mmen must have tuDrned
Cause dDamn that's an ugEly baAby
Intro
Verse 2:  Same as verse 1
This is just what I feared
Her head is mishapen and wierd
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard
Chorus:
Damn that's an ugly baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in
Cause damn that's an ugly baby
Bridge:
And wBmhen she smiles I find
AShane McGowan coEmes to mind
It Bmmakes me want to cry
AWhen I look into her Egood eye
BmI always wanted kids
AIs it wrong to hEope for SIDS
TBmhe doctor calles me in
                     A   E(hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
Chorus:
Damn that's a good lookin' baby
One for two on the good lookin' babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly baby
Ending: Play like the chorus
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day
Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way
I think I could get a good price on Ebay...
Chorus

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Baby

by Stephen Lynch

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 1 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

F#m

Asus4

Chords:

A F#m

(x02220) (244222)

Asus4

(x02230)

(x24432)

(022100)

(xx0232)

You need a capo on the first fret.

Intro:

A Asus4

Verse 1:

Bm E A

My lady gives birth today

Bm E A

I run to her room right away

Bm E F#m D

She smiles with glee, and hands her to me

D E

I look at my newborn and say

Chorus:

A Bm E

Damn that's an ugly baby

A Bm E

Damn that's an ugly ass baby

Bm E F#m D

I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned

D E A

Cause damn that's an ugly baby

Intro

Verse 2: Same as verse 1

This is just what I feared

Her head is mishapen and wierd

She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big

But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Chorus:

Damn that's an ugly baby

Damn that's an ugly ass baby

I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in

Cause damn that's an ugly baby

Bridge:

And when she smiles I find

A E

Shane McGowan comes to mind

It makes me want to cry

A E

When I look into her good eye

I always wanted kids

A E

Is it wrong to hope for SIDS

The doctor calles me in

A E

(hold)

Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Chorus:

Damn that's a good lookin' baby

One for two on the good lookin' babys

Now I start to weep, this one we can keep

Cause that was an ugly baby

Ending: Play like the chorus

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye

And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh

The thought of changing her diaper each day

Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way

I think I could get a good price on Ebay...

Chorus

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