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Hermaphrodite

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If you watch a lot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch
perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature
before. Here is one of them called Hermaphrodite.
E: 022100    Am: 002210    ?: 054030(the third time you
C: 032010     F: 003210              repeat intro, slide 
                                     to this after holding
                                     C.)
INTRO:                               
E E  CCCCCCC  :x4(very fast)
Verse 1:
EShe's part Cgirl, Eshe's part Cboy,
EShe's got Cparts everyEone can enCjoy.
EShe's got Cmore, Eshe's got Cless,
AmShe's got her manhood Ftucked in her dress.
(repeat intro)
Verse 2:
EIs she a Cmister or Eis she a Cmiss?
EDoes she stand Cup when she's Etaking a Cpiss?
She's Emy little Cgirl, yeah she's Emy little Cguy,
AmWhen I try to please her I get Fpoked in the eye!
 E   E   E   E    E   CC/? ? (x2)
Verse 3:
                  E       C/   ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
                            E         C/?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
                E        C/  ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
                E     C/   ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4:
ESome things are Cwhite,
ESome things are Cblack,
ESome girls wear Cmake-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.
EShe is still Cbeautiful,
EShe is still Cfine,
AmIt's too bad her package
Is Fbigger than mine.
 E   E   E   E    E   CC/??
Verse 5:
                   E     C/   ?
She can't help her imperfections,
                           E      C/    ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
                E       C/ ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?
              E     C/  ?
It must be Hermaphroditey! 

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Hermaphrodite

by Stephen Lynch

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Chords in this song · guitar

If you watch a lot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch

perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature

before. Here is one of them called Hermaphrodite.

E: 022100 Am: 002210 ?: 054030(the third time you

C: 032010 F: 003210 repeat intro, slide

to this after holding

C.)

INTRO:

E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)

Verse 1:

E C E C

She's part girl, she's part boy,

E C E C

She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

E C E C

She's got more, she's got less,

Am F

She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

(repeat intro)

Verse 2:

E C E C

Is she a mister or is she a miss?

E C E C

Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?

E C E C

She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,

Am F

When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

E E E E E C

C/? ? (x2)

Verse 3:

E C

/ ?

She wears lace and she wears flannel,

E C

She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!

E C

/ ?

Whats that bulge under her nighty?

E C

/ ?

It must be Hermaphroditey!

Verse 4:

E C

Some things are white,

E C

Some things are black,

E C

Some girls wear make-up,

E(play once and stop suddenly)

Mine shaves her back.

E C

She is still beautiful,

E C

She is still fine,

It's too bad her package

Is bigger than mine.

E E E E E C

C/??

Verse 5:

E C

/ ?

She can't help her imperfections,

E C

/ ?

She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,

E C

/ ?

Who stole all my tighty whities?

E C

/ ?

It must be Hermaphroditey!

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