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The Axis of Awesome
Scissors, Paper, ROCK! (2008)
TTTO:  How to Save a Life by Fray
# On the album, these are actually three seperate songs, spaced apart.
[Part 1]
BbStep 1 preheat the Foven til it's Gmhot
Then take a Fmixing bowl or Bbpot
A spatulFa or wooden Gmspoon
Settle Fdown we'll be baking Bbsoon
A cup of Fmilk, a cup of Gmflour
Mix in an Fegg then wait for an Bbhour
Take sultanFas to fill the Gmholes
I just can't Fwait to lick the Bbbowl
EbTake the bowl and Fpour the mixture Gmin
Make sure Fyou've pre-greased the Bbtin
EbYou'll see it Fwon't take longGm  
Now you know Bbhow to Fbake a Bbscone
[Part 2]
BbStep 1 you put your Fcamouflage geGmar on
FHead to a nearby lake or poBbnd
Hide in the Fbush with your GmKazoo
Put it in your Fmouth and go BbDoo Doo
Mid afterFnoon's your safest Gmbet
Make sure you're Fready with a Bbnet
BbTake some bread and Fleave a trail of Gmcrumbs
Wait patientFly until one Bbcomes
EbTiptoe up to iFt don't make a Gmsound
Place your Fbait gently down on the Bbground
EbOnce you're nearFby then you're in Gmluck
Now you know Bbhow to Fcatch a Bbduck.
[Part 3]
BbStep 1. Head to a Fseedy part of of Gmtown
Pull to the Fcurb and look aBbround
BbOnce you've found Fone who looks aGmlright
Pick up the Flady of the Bbnight
BbTake her back Fto your hotel Gmroom
Break off the Fhandle of a Bbbroom
BbLay some Fplastic on the Gmfloor
Creep up Fbehind the dirty Bbwhore
EbHit her with the Fbroom until she's Gmdead
Then dump the Fbody but keep the Bbhead
EbNo-one will Fever know who Gmtook her
Now you know Bbhow to Fkill a Bbhooker

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How To...

The Axis of Awesome

Scissors, Paper, ROCK! (2008)

TTTO: How to Save a Life by Fray

# On the album, these are actually three seperate songs, spaced apart.

[Part 1]

Bb F Gm

Step 1 preheat the oven til it's hot

F Bb

Then take a mixing bowl or pot

F Gm

A spatula or wooden spoon

F Bb

Settle down we'll be baking soon

F Gm

A cup of milk, a cup of flour

F Bb

Mix in an egg then wait for an hour

F Gm

Take sultanas to fill the holes

F Bb

I just can't wait to lick the bowl

Eb F Gm

Take the bowl and pour the mixture in

F Bb

Make sure you've pre-greased the tin

Eb F Gm

You'll see it won't take long

Bb F Bb

Now you know how to bake a scone

[Part 2]

Bb F Gm

Step 1 you put your camouflage gear on

F Bb

Head to a nearby lake or pond

F Gm

Hide in the bush with your Kazoo

F Bb

Put it in your mouth and go Doo Doo

F Gm

Mid afternoon's your safest bet

F Bb

Make sure you're ready with a net

Bb F Gm

Take some bread and leave a trail of crumbs

F Bb

Wait patiently until one comes

Eb F Gm

Tiptoe up to it don't make a sound

F Bb

Place your bait gently down on the ground

Eb F Gm

Once you're nearby then you're in luck

Bb F Bb

Now you know how to catch a duck.

[Part 3]

Bb F Gm

Step 1. Head to a seedy part of of town

F Bb

Pull to the curb and look around

Bb F Gm

Once you've found one who looks alright

F Bb

Pick up the lady of the night

Bb F Gm

Take her back to your hotel room

F Bb

Break off the handle of a broom

Bb F Gm

Lay some plastic on the floor

F Bb

Creep up behind the dirty whore

Eb F Gm

Hit her with the broom until she's dead

F Bb

Then dump the body but keep the head

Eb F Gm

No-one will ever know who took her

Bb F Bb

Now you know how to kill a hooker

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