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[Verse 1]
GAre you feeling Cdown boy
GDo I see a Cfrown boy
Am7I know of a Gplace you Am7can go if you Dfeel blue
GThe staff are there to Cplease you
GTitilate and Ctease you
Am7There's a lass called GMona
Am7She'll give you a Dboner
EmJust around the Am7corner
EmThere's a neon Am7sign
EmTopless bar girls every Tuesday D6pm til 9
[Chorus]
GAt the Titty Bar (The titty bar)
There's Cdancers on the Am7poles
At the GTitty Bar (the titty bar)
CThere are sluts and Am7moles
GAt the Titty Bar, it isn't far
CYou dont even Am7need your car
CThat's cos it's your Dlocal Titty BGarD  
[Bridge]
GWhere everyFbody knows your Cname (And if they Ddon't then you don't Gcare)
GAnd they're Falways glad you Ccame (And if you Ddon't then they don't Gcare)
[Verse 2]
GThe bouncers have no Cnecks boy
GPut away that Csex toy
Am7You will get us Gkicked out
Am7If you keep your Ddick out
GOi! hey you no Ctouching
GThought I said no Ctouching
Am7Seriously no Gtouching
Am7Get your damn hands Doff me
EmIn a dark back Am7alley
EmWe lay bashed and Am7bruised
EmNot since Friends season 7
Have Dwe felt so abused
[Chorus]
GAt the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
CI am filled with Am7grief
GAt the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
CNo more hand reAm7lief
GAt the Titty Bar, I have a scar
CI can't open this Am7cookie jar
GWe need to find anCother
GSo I will call your Cmother
GCos she works at anDother Titty GBar

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Titty Bar

by The Axis of Awesome

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Am7

[Verse 1]

G C

Are you feeling down boy

G C

Do I see a frown boy

Am7 G Am7 D

I know of a place you can go if you feel blue

G C

The staff are there to please you

G C

Titilate and tease you

Am7 G

There's a lass called Mona

Am7 D

She'll give you a boner

Em Am7

Just around the corner

Em Am7

There's a neon sign

Em D

Topless bar girls every Tuesday 6pm til 9

[Chorus]

At the Titty Bar (The titty bar)

C Am7

There's dancers on the poles

At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C Am7

There are sluts and moles

At the Titty Bar, it isn't far

C Am7

You dont even need your car

C D G D

That's cos it's your local Titty Bar

[Bridge]

G F C D G

Where everybody knows your name (And if they don't then you don't care)

G F C D G

And they're always glad you came (And if you don't then they don't care)

[Verse 2]

G C

The bouncers have no necks boy

G C

Put away that sex toy

Am7 G

You will get us kicked out

Am7 D

If you keep your dick out

G C

Oi! hey you no touching

G C

Thought I said no touching

Am7 G

Seriously no touching

Am7 D

Get your damn hands off me

Em Am7

In a dark back alley

Em Am7

We lay bashed and bruised

Not since Friends season 7

Have we felt so abused

[Chorus]

At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C Am7

I am filled with grief

At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C Am7

No more hand relief

At the Titty Bar, I have a scar

C Am7

I can't open this cookie jar

G C

We need to find another

G C

So I will call your mother

G D G

Cos she works at another Titty Bar

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