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The Holy Trinity

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[Intro]
G C F C G
[Chorus]
GWoo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Choo
Woo hoo Fhoo Choo
Whoo hoo Ghoo
[Verse 1]
GGod is all around us
And Che exists as three
FFather, the son and the Choly ghost
GThe Holy Trinity
FOoooh, the CHoly GTrinity
[Bridge]
AmGod made the heavens Dand the earth in jGust under a week
AmAnd Jesus taught Dupon the mound, Gblessed are the meek
FThe Holy Ghost is Ceverywhere - he's a Gghost so he can fly
FOooCoh, and he haunts Gchurches late at night
[Chorus]
GWoo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Choo
Woo hoo Fhoo Choo
Whoo hoo Ghoo
[Verse 2]
GGod will punish those who sin
CJesus died, for the win
The FHoly Ghost delivers Cpresents to children everywFhere on Christmas Eve
GWoo hoo-C  
[Spoken]
J: What?
B: What? Sorry, hang on. Lee? Lee? Lee. Lee!
J: Dude
B: Lee. Lee?
L: What?
B: That's Santa Claus
J: It's Father Christmas
B: Yeah, we're talking about the Holy Ghost, come on
L: Well, what does the holy ghost do, then?
B: (sigh)
J: Well, he's, like a ghost-
B: Yes
J: Right, so he can fit through chimneys
B: Yes, and what?
J: And he knows when you are sleeping! Blargh!
B: Wait, no! Jordan-
J: Hm?
B: Sorry, that is also Santa. And.. For some reason, Dracula? Sorry, look, it's very simple. Look, the Holy
Ghost is the spiritual embodiment of God, on earth
J: What does that mean?
L: Yeah, that doesn't tell us what he does
J: What's his job?
B: Ah, forg- look, he- ... Erm... Well! He's a ghost, right?
J: Hm hmm
B: So he can probably fly
L: That's what I said
B: Yeah, we- ... Erm... He got me that bike for Christmas?
J: No, that's Santa Claus
B: Yeah, probably is, actually
L: Yeah, well let's narrow it down. Is he a good ghost, like Casper the Friendly Ghost? Or a weird touchy
ghost like a Patrick Swayze pottery ghost? They're very different
B: I don't know. I've never though about it
J: Yeah, he might be more of a Bruce Willis ghost, you know, he doesn't actually know that he's a ghost-
L: I'm sorry, what?
J: He just thinks he's a man and-
L: What? Bruce Willis was a ghost? (sighs) Thank you so much for ruining Die Hard for me
B: Sorry, look, I think I've got it. He's definitely a good ghost, because he did good deeds on earth
J: Like what?
L: Such as?
B: (sighs) Well, he entered Mary
J: Yeah, that doesn't sound like a good ghost
B: What? What are you talking about? It was fantastic! He entered Mary, he got her pregnant, she gave birth to
Jesus! It was a miracle!
L: Right. So he's a sex offender ghost?
J: Yeah, that is a spectral rapist
B: No! Sorry, it was NOTHING like that, c'os she didn't even know about it, so- ... Oh
[Chorus]
GWoo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Choo
Woo hoo Fhoo Choo
Whoo hoo Ghoo
[Verse 3]
GYou can see God around us every day,
Cin the flowers and the trees
And Fif you see CJesus Christ,
Ghe'll cure your disease
GBut if you see the Holy Ghost,
Ccall the cops without delay
If he Foffers you a Cchocolate bar, say Gno and run away
FOoooh, say Cno and run Gaway
GWoo hoo hoo!
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