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The Real Slim Shady

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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Acoustic Version)
Capo 4.  G-D-Em-C
[Verse]
Y'all Gact like you never seen a white person before
Jaws aDll on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Emand started whoopin her ass worse than before
Cthey first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the Greturn of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
Dhe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
EmAnd Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
CDr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
GFeminist women love Eminem
chigga chigga chigga
"DSlim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him,
EmWalkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin the yoCu-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
GYeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But nDo worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
EmSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but canC't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
G"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if DI'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And tEmhat's the message that we deliver to little kids
And eCxpect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of coGurse they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fDourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
Em"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us caCnnibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
GBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Dthen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] BEmut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
CWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem] (x2)
'Cause IG'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you oDther Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wEmon't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Cplease stand up, please stand up?
GWill Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Dwell I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You thEmink I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you crCitics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But SGlim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
DWhy? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you cEman, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
CShit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can Gsit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and heDar 'em argue over who she gave head to first
EmYou little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cCute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should Gdownload her audio on MP3
and show the wDhole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
EmI'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is Cannoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
GAnd there's a million of us just like me
who cDuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dEmress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and jCust might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
I'm like a hGead trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
Dthings you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The Emonly difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of yC'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
GI just get on the mic and spit it
and whethDer you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than niEmnety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder Chow can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's fGunny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
DI'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
EmPinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And IC'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And eGvery single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He coDuld be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
         Em,
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I donC't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
GSo, will the real Shady please stand up?
And Dput one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be prEmoud to be outta your mind and outta control
and Cone more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus] (x4)
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

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The Real Slim Shady

by Eminem

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 4 (as written in this song)

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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Acoustic Version)

Capo 4. G-D-Em-C

[Verse]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

and started whoopin her ass worse than before

they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem

chigga chigga chigga

"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him,

Walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what

Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms

Em C

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

Em C

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem] (x2)

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;

well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3

and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]

Em C

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]

And there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it

better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting

Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin

He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings

Em,

[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling

Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"

with his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Shady please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus] (x4)

Ha ha

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up

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