Standard Tuning
Capo 4
[Chorus]
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin' Dwhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's A/C#not so bad
It's Gnot so DbadEm
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin' Dwhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's A/C#not so bad
It's Cnot so bad
[Verse 1]
EmDear Slim, I wrote you, Cbut you still ain't callinD
I left my cell, my pager, and my Ghome phone at the botDtomEm
I sent two letters back in AutuCmn, you must not have got 'emD
There probably was a problem with the Gpost office or Dsomethin'
EmSometimes I scribble addresses too Csloppy when I jot 'emD
But anyway, what's been Gup man, how's your Ddaughter?Em
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be Ca father
If I have a A/C#daughter, guess what I'm a call herC
I'm a name her BonnieEm
I read about your Uncle CRonnie too, I'm sorry
I Dhad a friend kill himself over sGome b**** who didn't Dwant himEm
I know you probably hear this every dayC, but I'm your biggest fanD
I even got that undergrGound s*** that you did with DSkamEm
I got a room full of your Cposters and your pictures manD
I like that s*** you did with GRawkus too, that Ds*** was phatEm
Anyways, I hope you Cget this man, hit me back
A/C#Just to chat, truly yours, your Cbiggest fan, this is Stan
[Chorus]
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin' Dwhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's A/C#not so bad
It's Cnot so badEm
[Verse 2]
Dear EmSlim, you still ain't called or wCrote, I hope you have a chance,
DI ain't mad, I think it's just Gf***** up that you don't answer fansEm
If you didn't wanna talk to Cme outside your concert
You didn't Dhave to, but you could've signed an Gautograph for DMatthew
That's my Emlittle brother man, he's only Csix years old
We waited in the Dblistering cold for you
For Gfour hours and you Djust said noEm
That's pretty s****y man, you're Clike his f***ing idol
He A/C#wants to be just like you man, he lCikes you more than I doEm
I ain't that mad though, CI just don't like being lied to
RemembDer when we met in DenverG, you said if I Dwrite you
You would Emwrite back, see I'm just like Cyou in a way
I never knew my Dfather neither
He used to Galways cheat on my Dmom and beat herEm
I can relate to what you're Csaying in your songs
So when I Dhave a s****y day, I drift Gaway and put em Don
Cause I don't Emreally got s*** else, so that s*** Chelps when I'm depressed
A/C#I even got a tattoo of your Cname across the chest
EmSometimes I even cut myself to Csee how much it bleeds
Its like Dadrenaline, the pain is such Ga sudden rush Dfor me
See everEmthing you say is real, and I resCpect you cause you tell it
My girlDfriend's jealous, because I talk Gabout you 24/7D
EmBut she don't know you like I know you Cslim, no one does
DShe don't know what it was like for people Glike us growin' uDp
You gotta Emcall me man, I'll be the biggest Cfan you'll ever lose
Sincerely A/C#yours, Stan, p.s.
CWe should be together too
[Chorus]
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin' Dwhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's A/C#not so bad
It's Cnot so bad
[Verse 3]
EmDear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-CCall-Or-Write-My-FansD
This'll be the last package I Gever send your a**D
It's been six Emmonths and still no words
I don't desCerve it
I know you got my Dlast two letters
I wrote the addGresses on them perfectD
EmSo this is my cassette I'm sending youC, I hope you hear it
I'm Din the car right now, I'm doin' G90 on the freewaDy
EmHey Slim, I drank a fifth of Cvodka, dare me to driveA/C#?
You know that song by Phil CCollins, In the Air of the Night
EmAbout that guy who could've saved that Cother guy from drowning
But Ddidn't, but Phil saw it all, Gthen at a show he found hDim
EmThat's kinda how this is, you could've Crescued me from drowning
Now it's Dtoo late, I'm on a 1,000 Gdowners now, DI'm drowsy
EmAnd all I wanted was a lousy Cletter or a call
DI hope you know I ripped all of your Gpictures off Dmy wall
EmI love you Slim, we could've Cbeen together, think about A/C#it
You ruined it now, I Chope you can't sleep and you dream about itEm
And when you dream, I hope you Ccan't sleep and you scream about it
DI hope your conscience eats at Gyou and you can't Dbreathe without mEme
See Slim, shuCt up b****, I'm trying to talk
DHey Slim, that's my girlGfriend screamin' in the Dtrunk
EmBut I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her Cup, see I ain't like you
DCause if she suffocates, she'll suffer Gmore, then she'll Ddie tooEm
Well, gotta go, CI'm almost under the bridge nowA/C#
Oh s***, I forgot, Chow am I supposed to send this s*** out?
[Instrumental] x2
[Chorus]
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin' Dwhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's A/C#not so bad
It's Cnot so bad
[Verse 4]
EmDear Stan, I meant to write you soonerC, but I've just been busy
DYou say your girlfriend's pregnant nowG, how far along is Dshe?
EmLook, I'm really flattered you would Ccall your daughter that
And here's an Dautograph for your brother
I Gwrote it on Dthis Starter capEm
I'm sorry I didn't Csee you at the show, I must've missed you
DDon't think I did that s*** Gintentionally Djust to dis youEm
But what's that s*** you said Cabout you like to cut your wrists too?A/C#
I say that s*** just clownin' dogC
C'mon, how f***ed up is you?Em
You got some issues, Stan, I Cthink you need some counseling
DTo keep your a** from bouncin' off the Gwalls when you get Ddown someEm
And what's this s*** about us Cmeant to be together?
DThat type of s*** will make me not Gwant us to meet each DotherEm
I really think you and your Cgirlfriend need each other
DOr maybe you just need to treat her Gbetter
DI hope you get to Emread this letter, I hope it Creaches you in time
Before you A/C#hurt yourself, I think that you'll Cbe doin just fine
If you reEmlax a little, I'm glad that I inCspire you, but Stan
Why Dare you so mad? Try to underGstand, that I do Dwant you as a Emfan
I just don't want you to Cdo some crazy s***
I seen this Done s*** on the news a couple of Gweeks ago that Dmade me sickEm
Some dude was drunk and drove his Ccar over a bridge
And had his Dgirlfriend in his trunk and she was Gpregnant with his Dkid
And in the Emcar they found a tape, didn't Csay who it was to
Come to A/C#think about it, his name was, Cit was you...Em
EmDamn