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BbI grew up in an American town
No lBbocks on the doors
When we all bedded down
To sEbleep
Met a Bbpretty young girl, and made her my bride
After Bbchurch on Sundays, take the kids for a ride
Down the sEbtreet
CmSwimming holes, catching fireflies in Fjars
CmSpend the evening staring at the Fstars
Then the gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
And the plant shut Cmdown (plant shut down)
And the crops dried Ebup (the crops dried up)
Everywhere arFound (Everywhere around)
Then the gays started Bbkissin' (started kissin')
And the state said "CmCool" (cool)
And they made all the Ebkids
Be gay in Fschool
'cause them gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
BbThey announced it on TV
Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse
EbI had to get to my family
Before the gay could get there first
BbHauling ass down the interstate
In my throat I could my heart
EbI didn't know how much time I had
Before all the orgies would start
EbAnd they're grabbing guys like me
And they're pulling us out of our trucks
  BbAnd Ebthey're kissing our lips, and nibbling our ears
And all sorts of sexy stuff
  BbAnd Ebthey're taking us out to fancy hotels
And partying the night away
  BbAnd Ebthey're saying how good we look in their shirt
When Fwe wake up the next day
BbNo, I dare not look back
To see what's behind
GmThey almost got me once
When I was surfing online
But as Ebstrong and straight as I know I am
Every man can be pushed too far
FI've seen the devil, and the devil looks like
Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car
BbI pulled up into my Fhouse
BbAnd I quickly ran insFide
BbI grabbed my lovely sFpouse
But I Bbfelt no love when I looked in her eFyes
BbThe gay had gone airbForne
GmAnd I didn't make it in time
FMy family unit
Had alreadEby been undermined
Because
The gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
And released gay sCmpores (gay spores)
And all the straight Ebpeople (all the people)
Weren't in love no Fmore (never love no more)
'cause them gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
BbBeen in this bunker three long years
Canned food and recycled air
EbYet I shudder when I think about
What must be happening up there
BbA radioactive scorched desertscape
Ruled by roving biker gangs
With Ebscary tattoos and muscley arms
Blue eyes and super cute bangs
So I'll Gmseal myself off from everyone
And Fhide here until I die
ConfCmused and angry, sad and alone
FAnd I know the reason why...
'cause the gays got Bbmarried (the gays got married)
The gays got Cmmarried (the gays got married)
The gays got Ebmarried (the gays got married)
The gays got Bbmarried

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Gays Got Married

by Trevor Moore

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Chords in this song · guitar

I grew up in an American town

No locks on the doors

When we all bedded down

To sleep

Met a pretty young girl, and made her my bride

After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride

Down the street

Cm F

Swimming holes, catching fireflies in jars

Cm F

Spend the evening staring at the stars

Then the gays got married (gays got married)

And the plant shut down (plant shut down)

And the crops dried up (the crops dried up)

Everywhere around (Everywhere around)

Then the gays started kissin' (started kissin')

And the state said "Cool" (cool)

And they made all the kids

Be gay in school

'cause them gays got married (gays got married)

They announced it on TV

Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse

I had to get to my family

Before the gay could get there first

Hauling ass down the interstate

In my throat I could my heart

I didn't know how much time I had

Before all the orgies would start

And they're grabbing guys like me

And they're pulling us out of our trucks

Bb Eb

And they're kissing our lips, and nibbling our ears

And all sorts of sexy stuff

Bb Eb

And they're taking us out to fancy hotels

And partying the night away

Bb Eb

And they're saying how good we look in their shirt

When we wake up the next day

No, I dare not look back

To see what's behind

They almost got me once

When I was surfing online

But as strong and straight as I know I am

Every man can be pushed too far

I've seen the devil, and the devil looks like

Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car

Bb F

I pulled up into my house

Bb F

And I quickly ran inside

Bb F

I grabbed my lovely spouse

Bb F

But I felt no love when I looked in her eyes

Bb F

The gay had gone airborne

And I didn't make it in time

My family unit

Had already been undermined

Because

The gays got married (gays got married)

And released gay spores (gay spores)

And all the straight people (all the people)

Weren't in love no more (never love no more)

'cause them gays got married (gays got married)

Been in this bunker three long years

Canned food and recycled air

Yet I shudder when I think about

What must be happening up there

A radioactive scorched desertscape

Ruled by roving biker gangs

With scary tattoos and muscley arms

Blue eyes and super cute bangs

So I'll seal myself off from everyone

And hide here until I die

Confused and angry, sad and alone

And I know the reason why...

'cause the gays got married (the gays got married)

The gays got married (the gays got married)

The gays got married

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