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[Intro]
N.C.
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
So if your kid's a male
Even though he'll scream and yell
You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell
[Verse 1]
Well way Dback in the begF#minning
God was Gmaking men and wDomen
And the Dfish of the F#msea and the birds of Esong (birds of Asong)
He anDnounced he made pF#merfection
But Gon closer insEpection he noticed tDhat he left one Apiece a bit too Dlong
[Chorus 1]
 DGod hates the F#mtips of Glittle babies' Ddicks
 DGod hates the F#mtips of Elittle babies' Adicks
 So Dif your kid's a F#mmale
 Even Gthough he'll scream and yEell
 You gotta cut it Doff or their little Asoul will burn Din hell
[Verse 2]
God Dgathered people's F#mleaders
Said start Gsnipping babies' Dwieners
This will Dbe a sign of F#mour love and coveEnant  (coveAnant)
A few then Dwent and raised obF#mjections
Saying they Gdidn't see the conEnection
But he said "I'm DGod so none of Athis needs to make Dsense."
[Bridge]
 He told us G"go cut 'em with the scalpel!
 DGo cut 'em with the scissors!
 Or Ggo and perform a metzitzah b'pAeh!" 
 And that's where the RDabbi sucks the blood
 Out the babies' Gpenis with his mouth
 I swear to EGod that's a real Athing go and DGoogle it
[Verse 3]
Now toDday across the F#mland
People sGtill keep his commDands
DAnd children learn their first leF#msson right after Ebirth (after Abirth)
The ones who Dare supposed to proF#mtect them
Hold them Gdown and painfully correEct them
Then they Dsmile and say "Awelcome to life on Dearth." (welcome to life on earth)
[Chorus 2]
 DGod hates the F#mtips of Glittle babies' Ddicks
 DGod hates the F#mtips of Elittle babies' Adicks
 So take a Dlittle off the F#mtop
 Because Gthat's what God instrEucts
 Unless it's Dnot and some ancient Apervs just made iDt up
 Unless it's Dnot and some ancient Apervs just made iDt up

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God Hates The Tips

by Trevor Moore

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F#m

[Intro]

N.C.

God hates the tips of little babies' dicks

So if your kid's a male

Even though he'll scream and yell

You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

[Verse 1]

D F#m

Well way back in the beginning

G D

God was making men and women

D F#m E A

And the fish of the sea and the birds of song (birds of song)

D F#m

He announced he made perfection

G E D A D

But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long

[Chorus 1]

D F#m G D

God hates the tips of little babies' dicks

D F#m E A

God hates the tips of little babies' dicks

D F#m

So if your kid's a male

G E

Even though he'll scream and yell

D A D

You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

[Verse 2]

D F#m

God gathered people's leaders

G D

Said start snipping babies' wieners

D F#m E A

This will be a sign of our love and covenant (covenant)

D F#m

A few then went and raised objections

G E

Saying they didn't see the connection

D A D

But he said "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense."

[Bridge]

He told us "go cut 'em with the scalpel!

Go cut 'em with the scissors!

G A

Or go and perform a metzitzah b'peh!"

And that's where the Rabbi sucks the blood

Out the babies' penis with his mouth

E A D

I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it

[Verse 3]

D F#m

Now today across the land

G D

People still keep his commands

D F#m E A

And children learn their first lesson right after birth (after birth)

D F#m

The ones who are supposed to protect them

G E

Hold them down and painfully correct them

D A D

Then they smile and say "welcome to life on earth." (welcome to life on earth)

[Chorus 2]

D F#m G D

God hates the tips of little babies' dicks

D F#m E A

God hates the tips of little babies' dicks

D F#m

So take a little off the top

G E

Because that's what God instructs

D A D

Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up

D A D

Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up

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