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Weenie Ride

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[Intro]
 C
[Verse]
I wanna tFell you 'bout something Cfun
So I wDmrote you this song
If you've eFver been to DisneylCand
You know the Dmlines can be real long
But FI got a ride that the bitEmches love
Dmyou won't have to wait aCt all
GAll you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
GAnd give sexy Michael Starr a call
[Chorus]
CI'll take your ass for a weenie ride
CSpread your cheeks and swallow your pride
FIt's scary like a roller coaster
FmIt will stretch you out so wide
CGonna take your ass for a weenie ride
CHold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
FIt's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water sFmlide
It's a weenie ride
[Break] 
 C
[Verse]
I want to sFing about a thing that's fuCnner than a swing
And bDmetter than the monkey bars
You can Ftake it on the couch or your wCater bed
Or in tDmhe back of your Daddy's car
And it's Fopen all day, night Emtime too
DmSeven fucking daCys a week
GIt only shuts down intermittently
GSo I can take a leak
[Chorus]
CSo put that snatch on a weenie ride
CRide her face down or on your side
FYou'll be amazed what you can fit in there
FmWhen some leverage is applied
AmOpen your legs for a weG#enie ride
CYou won't be the first to F#msee it and cry
FJust bring the baby wipes and soG#me Astroglide
AmIt's a weenie ride, oGh yeah
[Solo] 
 F E Am G F E Am G F E Am G C D
[Middle]
D#Scream for me
D#Scream out in ecstasy
A#Honey, won't you try the wFeenie ride
G#You're never gonna be the same
GBaby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can'Ct take a little pain?Dm  G  
[Verse]
CStep right up for a weenie ride
CIt's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
FOops, I think I got a little DNA
FmAll over your backside
CI wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride
CYou can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
FEven with the big old muff you won't get tonigFmht
CFor the weenie ride
End
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (it's a weenie ride)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (come spread your thighs)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (it's a weenie ride)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (it's a weenie ride, yeah)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (baby, babGy, baby)
CIt's a weenie ride

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Weenie Ride

by Steel Panther

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F#m

[Intro]

[Verse]

F C

I wanna tell you 'bout something fun

So I wrote you this song

F C

If you've ever been to Disneyland

You know the lines can be real long

F Em

But I got a ride that the bitches love

Dm C

you won't have to wait at all

All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend

And give sexy Michael Starr a call

[Chorus]

I'll take your ass for a weenie ride

Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride

It's scary like a roller coaster

It will stretch you out so wide

Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride

Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside

F Fm

It's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water slide

It's a weenie ride

[Break]

[Verse]

F C

I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing

And better than the monkey bars

F C

You can take it on the couch or your water bed

Or in the back of your Daddy's car

F Em

And it's open all day, night time too

Dm C

Seven fucking days a week

It only shuts down intermittently

So I can take a leak

[Chorus]

So put that snatch on a weenie ride

Ride her face down or on your side

You'll be amazed what you can fit in there

When some leverage is applied

Am G#

Open your legs for a weenie ride

C F#m

You won't be the first to see it and cry

F G#

Just bring the baby wipes and some Astroglide

Am G

It's a weenie ride, oh yeah

[Solo]

F E Am G F E Am G F E Am G C D

[Middle]

Scream for me

Scream out in ecstasy

A# F

Honey, won't you try the weenie ride

You're never gonna be the same

G C Dm G

Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain?

[Verse]

Step right up for a weenie ride

It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied

Oops, I think I got a little DNA

All over your backside

I wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride

You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind

F Fm

Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight

For the weenie ride

End

C F

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)

C F

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (come spread your thighs)

C F

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)

C F

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)

C F

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah)

C F G

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)

It's a weenie ride

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