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Stocking Song

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 Open  DTuning ( D   A   D   F#   A  D)
|----D0-----A0-----G0-----B0---|
|----0-----0-----0-----0---|
|----8-----10----8-----0---|
|----7-----9-----7-----11--|
|----5-----7-----5-----9---|
|----0-----7-----5-----9---|
[Intro]
D    A
[Verse 1]
  DSo you say you like candy canes
  GAll the ladies do
Candy Bcanes were meant for sucking
So don't you Gthink about trying to chew
[Verse 2]
  DHow about a little eggnog
I got a Ghomemade recipe
You're gonna Bget love-drunk on my eggnog
Even Gthough it's alcohol-freAe
[Chorus]
DI'm gonna stuff your stocking Athis yDear
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
BGonna feel so good when I Gslide my gifts into it tonight
DI'm gonna stuff your stocking Athis yDear
Gonna fill it up with all I got
BNick nacks and candies gonna Ghit your stocking G-spDot
[Interlude]
D   A
[Verse 3]
  DI know you like your toys, girl
I got Gtoys to fulfill your needs
The kind that Bonly use double D batteries
And rGun at variable speeds
[Verse 4]
  DGonna stuff it with an iPhone
All I Gask is some tit for tat
If you could Bmemorize the Kama Sutra
Heck, they Gprobably make an app for thatA!  Baby
[Chorus]
DI'm gonna stuff your stocking Athis yDear
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
BGonna take it all out then stuff it back iGn... Take it all out... stuff it back in
You're never gonna wanAt me to stop
DI'm gonna stuff your stocking Athis yDear
With holiday love and romance
BI just hope that Santa doesn't Gstuff it Abefore I get the Dchance
[Outro]
D   A D

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Stocking Song

by Steel Panther

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

videos to tabbed it. The chords above the words might be a little off on timing.

D D A D F# A D

Open Tuning ( )

D A G B

|----0-----0-----0-----0---|

|----8-----10----8-----0---|

|----7-----9-----7-----11--|

|----5-----7-----5-----9---|

|----0-----7-----5-----9---|

[Intro]

D A

[Verse 1]

So you say you like candy canes

All the ladies do

Candy canes were meant for sucking

So don't you think about trying to chew

[Verse 2]

How about a little eggnog

I got a homemade recipe

You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog

G A

Even though it's alcohol-free

[Chorus]

D A D

I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year

Gonna fill it up nice and tight

B G

Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight

D A D

I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year

Gonna fill it up with all I got

B G D

Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot

[Interlude]

D A

[Verse 3]

I know you like your toys, girl

I got toys to fulfill your needs

The kind that only use double D batteries

And run at variable speeds

[Verse 4]

Gonna stuff it with an iPhone

All I ask is some tit for tat

If you could memorize the Kama Sutra

G A

Heck, they probably make an app for that! Baby

[Chorus]

D A D

I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year

Gonna fill it to the tippy top

B G

Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in... Take it all out... stuff it back in

You're never gonna want me to stop

D A D

I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year

With holiday love and romance

B G A D

I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance

[Outro]

D A D

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