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Family Man

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[Chords]
A|--5--|   C#m|--4--|   Bm|--2--|   D|--2--|   E|--0--|   F#m|--2--|
|--5--|   |--5--|   |--3--|   |--3--|   |--0--|   |--2--|
|--6--|   |--6--|   |--4--|   |--2--|   |--1--|   |--2--|
|--7--|   |--6--|   |--4--|   |--0--|   |--2--|   |--4--|
|--7--|   |--4--|   |--2--|   |--x--|   |--2--|   |--4--|
|--5--|   |--4--|   |--2--|   |--x--|   |--0--|   |--2--|
[Intro]
A C#m Bm Bm
[Verse 1]
I'm tied dAown, I'm locked upC#m  
I don't make Dindependent decisions, but my wBmife says that I don't miss it
My old fAriends, they don't cC#mall
In fact this Dweekend they're riding skidoos, while I'm tBmaking my kids to three zoos
But the Bmthird zoo isn't exactDly a zoo
It's a family Ecounselor dressed like a raccoon
[Chorus]
I'm a family Aman, living acF#mcording to a family pC#mlan
I just Efound somebody's feces on my F#mhand
I grab a tDowel that's monograEmmed
'Cause I'm a family Aman
[Verse 2]
I don't hAave, a dream jC#mob
I bust my Dbutt everyday from 9 to 5 to fBminance the dreams of my kids and wife
And my wiAfe, has a business iC#mdea
She wants to Dsell these teeny tiny hats, made eBmspecially for little baby cats
BmNotice that I didn't say kDitten
My wife Esays that a baby cat is something different
[Chorus]
I'm a family mAan
F#mWe all don't fit in a seC#mdan
My last cEhild, that spawn of Satan, was unpF#mlanned
Please cut Dmy vas defereEns
I'm a family mAan
I'm a family mAan

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Family Man

by Rhett & Link

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Chords in this song · guitar

C#m

F#m

[Chords]

A C#m Bm D E F#m

|--5--| |--4--| |--2--| |--2--| |--0--| |--2--|

|--5--| |--5--| |--3--| |--3--| |--0--| |--2--|

|--6--| |--6--| |--4--| |--2--| |--1--| |--2--|

|--7--| |--6--| |--4--| |--0--| |--2--| |--4--|

|--7--| |--4--| |--2--| |--x--| |--2--| |--4--|

|--5--| |--4--| |--2--| |--x--| |--0--| |--2--|

[Intro]

A C#m Bm Bm

[Verse 1]

A C#m

I'm tied down, I'm locked up

D Bm

I don't make independent decisions, but my wife says that I don't miss it

A C#m

My old friends, they don't call

D Bm

In fact this weekend they're riding skidoos, while I'm taking my kids to three zoos

Bm D

But the third zoo isn't exactly a zoo

It's a family counselor dressed like a raccoon

[Chorus]

A F#m C#m

I'm a family man, living according to a family plan

E F#m

I just found somebody's feces on my hand

D E

I grab a towel that's monogrammed

'Cause I'm a family man

[Verse 2]

A C#m

I don't have, a dream job

D Bm

I bust my butt everyday from 9 to 5 to finance the dreams of my kids and wife

A C#m

And my wife, has a business idea

D Bm

She wants to sell these teeny tiny hats, made especially for little baby cats

Bm D

Notice that I didn't say kitten

My wife says that a baby cat is something different

[Chorus]

I'm a family man

F#m C#m

We all don't fit in a sedan

E F#m

My last child, that spawn of Satan, was unplanned

D E

Please cut my vas deferens

I'm a family man

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