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My Exercise Bike

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(Lyrics in parentheses are spoken conversation.)
D* A* G* Bm  G  
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G|--7--| |--6--| |--7--| |--4--| |--4--|
D|-----| |--7--| |-----| |--4--| |--5--|
A|-----| |-----| |-----| |--2--| |--5--|
E|-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |--3--|
[Verse 1]
D*
This is my exercise bike
A*
It's got a lot of features that I like
D*
Like a seat and pedals for my feet
G*
and handlebars for me to hold on to (That's all pretty standard)
[Verse 2]
D*
This is my exercise bike
A*
You ought to see just how fast I ride
D* G*
Look at me going faster than the speed of a pregnant cheetah
(How pregnant?
-Half pregnant.)
[Chorus 1]
BmIt's like I'm riding in the Tour de France
GBut in his mind that's what he means
BmDon't need no drugs to boost my performance
GJust test his pee, you'll see he's clean
BmGot to the top, totally on my own
GHe's a man of his words
BmNo that's not a syringe of human growth hormones
GIt's happy gerbil herbs
(Herbs.)
[Verse 3]
D*
This is just my exercise bike
A*
The resistance goes from low to high
D* G*
and when it's high it makes it seem like I am going up an incline
(Well yeah, that's generally how they work.)
[Chorus 2]
BmYou need to stop it with your accusing
GHe's just a natural athlete
BmNo, I'm not getting a blood transfusion
GIt's just a bag of pudding
BmAnd look at this ball, it's not deflated at all
GPlus, it's irrelevant to this conversation
BmAnd no, I didn't send my cousin to the Congo to extract the
GDNA of a gorilla and then formulate it into a sports drink, which I personally endorse
(It's called Gorillergy)
[Outro]
D*
This is just my exercise bike
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